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Clips from F is for Family - The Liar's Club (S02E02)

"I smell freedom."
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"And if you ever do fuck me,"
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"I don't know, Dana. Did you check your twat?"
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"Well, "who I am" isn't going to buy you ten cents worth of groceries."
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"Okay!"
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"Dildos just went around in circles anyway."
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"and lie about it, I will bury you in the backyard."
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"Oh, wow! Dad, is this you and Mom?"
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"Are you enjoying your time as a newsie?"
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"But the first thing I'm gonna do is,"
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"This is a palace compared to some basements I've lived in."
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"No way! You had your own room too?"
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"I shared it with 14 others."
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"Actually, we were all very quiet. Most of the time."
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"Wait, wait."
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"I'm working on a new song. It's got a minor chord in it."
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"Mommy, a policeman came to talk to Mr. Goomer today!"
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"I think I might've come up with a way to solve the Bill and Kevin situation."
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"I just got the ball rolling."
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"Were you even gonna run this by me?"
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"How did you get all this work done today anyway? Did you go to school?"
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"- Yeah, I did. - Kevin. Tell me the truth."
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"Good night!"
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"I'll do whatever it takes to put bread on the table,"
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"Sue, I'm a little tired. I'm gonna turn in."
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"- Oh, God, Sue. - Oh, oh, my God."
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"Tell me you're my good man!"
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"I need privacy!"
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"Yeah, this wiring will last you a good long while."
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"♪ Come and get your love ♪"
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"Well, I have a theory, but you're not gonna like it."
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"I better study my shorthand anyway."
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"So, if I could throw in my two cents..."
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"You just proved to me that you have what it takes"
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"Okay, okay. Relax."
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"burn the shit and bury the shit ashes."
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"Yeah, that was a shitty idea."
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"Wipe the jizz off your chins and get in here."
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"- Life's a special occasion, Babe. - Aren't you gonna drink with us?"
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"Well, you thimble-dicked queers don't stand a chance against me."
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"Listen, I do have something I'd like to say."
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"cockpeople!"
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"I shouldn't have taken my bad day out on you."
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"You're the wizard, you dildo."
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"Well, you're all wired up, Kevin."
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"- Shut up. - Hey, next time you go over there,"
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"_"
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"Why you giving all the good jobs to the blacks?"
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"- Hey, Frank Murphy! - Oh, no."
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"♪ What happens when the wizard lies? ♪"
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"That's not a song, it's a baby's first words!"
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"Please, I need a job."
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"This ain't easy."
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"- I don't know how we'll eat this week. - Somebody shit back here."
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"♪ Come and get your love now ♪"
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"Yeah, no more babies in this house."
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"Get the fuck out of the street, you little motherfuck..."
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"and talk about how those pansies are giving Nixon the shaft."
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"He was treating me like his fucking maid."
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"Whoo-hoo!"
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"Ow!"
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"Yes and you better get past it if you want to stay here."
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"Come on down, Vic!"
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"We can't close this meeting yet, not till Sue weighs in."
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"The sensational new Corey Mars!"
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"And as long as we're being honest,"
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"- Well, it's an all-day meeting. - Oh, bullshit!"
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"like bees help flowers grow."
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"She works hard, and will be rewarded with a happy life."
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"♪ Come and get your love Come and get your love ♪"
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"Okay. Fine. I promise."
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"Gentlemen, Stor-a-Meal absolutely murdered us last year."
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"Thirty-eight original hits! The Electric Otis Box!"
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"I don't know exactly what that is just yet."
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"Getting the job of your dreams is that easy!"
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"This could be a place for me."
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"- Who was that? - Me! Right?"
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"And I've got more seniority than him."
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"Never give up on your dreams. Never give up."
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"I'm Daddy going to one of his ghost meetings."
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"All right, so I expect five new product ideas from each of you"
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"Sue Murphy! "Cockpeople!""
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"♪ And the lie was that his face was young ♪"
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"I work with such animals."
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"I shoved my sergeant's bloody intestines back into his body."
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"♪ Come and get your love now ♪"
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"♪ Come and get your love Come and get your love ♪"
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"He's not a boy anymore and... he's getting to that age when..."
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"I have to take notes at the big product development meeting today."
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"I swear, they're trying to kill me."
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"Newsflash: fuck you!"
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"Please, stop saying my name."
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"I'm not trying to be a square."
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"- I am not gonna take any more of this... - Afternoon, gentlemen."
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"Aside from those two milk sacs you got hanging off your chest."
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"You know something?"
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"So, why don't you have some class,"
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"Well, Tracy, if I was selling it,"
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"But he wasn't giving you any shit."
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"Oh, there's lots of room in here now!"
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"You guys may think you're the bee's knees."
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"I'm just trying to earn my wings."
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"- Sue! - Mommie!"
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"And I suppose you didn't go to the employment office?"
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"And I applied for jobs that I am waiting to hear about!"
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"Did I do something?"
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"Hey, that was nice of Vic bringing those Canadian beers, wasn't it?"
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"♪ Come and get your love ♪"
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"I understand, Frank. Embarrassed to be here, huh?"
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"♪ Come and get your love Come and get your love ♪"
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"Vivian, you crazy, lovable whore!"
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