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Clips from The Odd Couple - Secret Agent Man (S01E01)

"Cool. The girls used to do that, too."
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"Hey, guys, wait! Actually..."
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"You were just being a good agent."
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"And you gave me that. I've got the best job"
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"No, I've got the best job in the world thanks to you."
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"If you put stickers on the window, the birds won't do that."
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"Yeah, I'd love it."
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"So, you'll have me back, then?"
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"Yeah, it was a real treat..."
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"Feels like we lost that one."
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"There are no winners."
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"Now you just look angry."
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"This is a big mistake."
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"M! P..."
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"He's the reason we're fighting so much."
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"and told you the truth years ago,"
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"You big freak."
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"Which I realize now"
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"I'm for anything that gets us"
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"but working out of a single guy's spare bedroom..."
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"- Ooh... - ...the end."
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"What do I think?"
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"Exactly what they need... time!"
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"not completely true."
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"And I certainly don't need a lecture."
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"Donut."
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"The Roosevelt High Screaming Eagle, if you can imagine that."
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"and Oscar Madison."
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"Let's get you in your nest. Come on."
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"Not cool at all."
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"Nailed it."
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"Today I was taking some publicity photos"
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"Oh, Oscar."
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"Ha-ha."
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"I may have given him a few pointers."
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"Felix?"
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"Why? I already have a catchphrase."
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"...they agreed to have you on as a guest."
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"is the man you're embarrassed to wake up with in the morning,"
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"I came to stop this."
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"Why did I let you do that again?"
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"Hold your applause until..."
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"You know what? He might say "no.""
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"No, it was my decision."
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"Thank... Hey!"
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"Ah, I was afraid of that."
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"Why is my ass so hot?"
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"- Oh, break a leg! - Ah! - Knock 'em dead."
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"Stop messing with my tie tack!"
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"Ooh."
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"Oscar, what do you think?"
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"I have to go."
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"satellite radio host Oscar Madison."
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"Thanks for having me, Rich."
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"Sounds like a hoot."
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"No, no. He always takes Teddy to the Knicks games."
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"something with a little story."
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"No."
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"and I have more meatball sub on my shirt"
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"Yep."
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"Ow!"
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"It actually cleared my sinuses, merci."
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"Not that big."
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"And also joining us today"
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"I'll take it."
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"I'm surprised you don't know that."
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"Teddy, can't we just get him out of there?"
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"With about 12 minutes to go,"
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"You can't prove that."
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"That's clear!"
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"You know, if I could just get in there"
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"- Are you going to? - Nope."
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"I can fix them."
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"Aren't you gonna invite me in?"
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"It's my old Screaming Eagle head from high school."
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"Although I'm glad to see you working as a team."
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"I have to say whenever I mention him."
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"Now, damn it!"
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