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Clips from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Where Is Josh's Friend? (S02E02)

"I know it."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I know he feels the same way."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And, hello, this morning"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"he-he made a massive commitment to me."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh! What?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's the drawer, Paula, the drawer."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I mean, don't you see what the drawer means?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yes. I do."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It means you're ducking a homeless man."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No. You're wrong."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Because he loves me."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"How do you know? I mean, besides the sex."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What evidence do you have that he cares?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"REBECCA: How do I know he loves me?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's the little things."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Little compliments here and there"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"that I secretly stockpile in my woman brain."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I can live for days off a single..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You really listen to me."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"REBECCA: I'm like a sexy fashion cactus,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"living from compliment to compliment, hint to hint,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I may look dry, but if you cut me open,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"you'll find only water inside."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Incidentally, that's also a useful fact"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"for how to survive in the desert."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"But how do I know he loves me?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I guess the only way to prove it..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"is with abstract symbolism."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Those jeans are cute. Want some of my smoothie?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Wait, you should put this pillow under your knees first."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ He gives me love kernels ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Each little crumb another tasty clue ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Love kernels ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ 'Cause if you read between the lines, he's saying ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ I love you ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Love kernels ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Save those kernels up ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ To make a bowl of popcorn ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ A handful is the proper serving anyway ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ I know when you say ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"REBECCA: I want to go to Colorado sometime."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Before you woke up to pee ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ It's a 3:00 a.m. subtext ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ And I know you care ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ When you say “I'm going to a movie tonight ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ My friend bailed, wanna come?” ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"But he's been his friend since he was, like, five,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"so that's saying a lot."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, rude."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ I'd do anything for those ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Love droplets ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Like a hamster in a cage ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Love droplets ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Each a letter on a page in the novel of our love ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Love droplets ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ And when I mix it in with the tears I cry ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ God, I'm thirsty after all that popcorn ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ I'll be patient ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Until the droplets become ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ A river that needs a dam ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ I'll be patient ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Until the kernels rain down ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Like candy on Shaquille O'Neal ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ In the movie Kazaam ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Whatever you got, baby, I'll take it, baby ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Your house smells like lemon."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ I'll take it ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Where's my phone?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ It's a stretch ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"But I'll take that, too."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ I'll take all your love kernels ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ This video ate up our production budget ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Love kernels ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ We used up literally every cent ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Love kernels ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Darryl is now played by a broom on a stand ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ But like your love kernels ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ We'll do our best with what we have. ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Ow!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(chuckling): Yeah. “I moved here for you.”"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"That's what I said. But, you know, she's a child,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and, I mean, it is obvious she has no idea"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- what she's doing without me. - Hmm."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I mean, he's sleeping on her couch!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You mean the one she sold for $35 to a stranger"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"who defiled it with his seed?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yes. And ironically, it's a pull-out."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"to sleep in her bed... Oh, my God, what am I doing?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Why are we talking about this again?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You know I am trying to wean myself"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"off of the Rebecca madness."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And you're doing great."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No, I'm not. It's like I need a harness."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, by the way, that came in the mail today."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"God, I love Amazon Prime."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You know, it's like I-I want to give up"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"on Rebecca's scheming, I do..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"but it's just, it... every morning"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I still wake up with an emptiness and a longing,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and... I mean, at first I thought it was because"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- we bone all the time now. - Yeah,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and we just got that harness, so..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"things are going up a level..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, yes, Daddy! (chuckles)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh! I just..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You know, there's just still something missing in my life."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I just... and I don't know what it is."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Brendan's been gone for three days."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(gasps) Maybe it's that."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- (door opens) - BRENDAN: I'm back, Mom!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I swear it."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Really? - Yes."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Do you leave stuff at her house?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Dude. - Okay, I..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"She lives very close to the dojo."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, man, she's trapping you. I mean, stuff is weird"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"with this girl. She was just with Greg."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Yeah, but that's over. - Does he know that?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
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