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Clips from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Where Is Josh's Friend? (S02E02)

"Not yet."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Dude, okay. It'll be fine. I'll tell Greg, I promise"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Look, I have to live somewhere."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I can't afford a brand-new apartment. I have to save up."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I-I can't go back"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and live with my mom like I'm a little kid."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hmm."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, sorry, you live with your mom."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No, I don't live with my mom. I live with my best friend."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So, is Rebecca"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"like your girlfriend?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No! I don't know."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I can talk to her in a way I can't talk to other people..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(scoffs) But... she is a little..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Crazy. - I don't know if I would say that."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You want to sleep with crazy, that's fine."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Sex with crazy's great..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Is it great, by the way? How great?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- (chuckles) - Yeah?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Like, what kind of stuff?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Like off the menu?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You ever hear of a Mississippi Love Slide?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, you're gross. You need to grow up."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You grow up! Your mom makes lunches for you, like, every day."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"That's only because they don't sell crust-less bread"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Look, I heard what you said,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"but Rebecca and I know what we're doing."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"We're adults."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And she's definitely not crazy."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So, I went shopping for... just a few accessories"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- for your drawer. - (sighs)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Um... Are you ready?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Are you ready? - Okay. Yeah... (nervously chuckles)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(”The Entertainer” plays softly) (squeals)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I know. It's a lot. Okay. Let me give you the grand tour."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay. So, over here, you can charge"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"all of your devices. We got"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"HDMI, USB, and this is a personal safe. Now,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"you set the code. I don't know the code."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So you have complete privacy. Wa-Wait. Wait..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What's that song?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Do you like it?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, it's, uh..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"it's Scott Joplin's “The Entertainer.”"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Where can I put my clothes ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(gasps) ♪ They're in my own special drawer ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Now I can ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ And still have all of my stuff neatly folded ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Socks, underwear and more... ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Th-That's great. That... yeah. That... That-that's great."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"to... all the drawers?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"This was, uh... this gave me the idea."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So I'm gonna put Scott Joplin in... every drawer."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Uh, in fact,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"this drawer is gonna be..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"“Maple Leaf Rag.”"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's like, um..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Here are the bras that got too small ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ I went on a bad birth control ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ My boobs got so big ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ I'm waiting for someone with smaller boobs ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ To show up, so I can give them all my old bras ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Ah, Ba-Ba-Ba, da-da-da-da. ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So... are you, like, nuts about your drawer, or what?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh... It's great! Uh, you know,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"it-it's just when I said drawer, I-I pictured..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"just a drawer."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Right."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, man, you got them?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah. It's, um..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's Amazon Prime, two-day delivery."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(groans)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yay! (laughs)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"GREG: Hey, dickweed."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Aah!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(grunts) Greg? What... ?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What are you doing here?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Visiting my girlfriend."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Girlfriend?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Dude, Rebecca and I never broke up, you know that."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Well, if anyone else had to screw her,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"it might as well be my best friend."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, I-I'm sorry, I'm so sorry."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"She... she said you guys were over and it was okay."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Shh. - (sputtering)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"She... she says so many things."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"She-she has me so confused."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Whatever. You're dead to me."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"she's never getting her sweatshirt back."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Where are you going?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Back to my tree branch."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Your what?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Ca-caw!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(”The Entertainer” playing)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Josh, it was just a dream. Greg's not a falcon."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay. How do you know?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You haven't seen him in a month."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- What? - I can't see you anymore, Rebecca."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- I can't even look at you. - Josh, Josh, um,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm sorry, are you sure you're freaking out about Greg?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"'Cause it seems like you're just freaking out about us."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No. It's about what's right and what's wrong."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's about ethics and morals and Jesus"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and birds of prey."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Can't you see? Until this is cleared up with Greg..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"... you and I are on pause."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What? No. Josh, come... no!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Wait, Josh! (groaning): Greg!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hi, so sorry to bother you..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"But is this Greg Serrano's mom, Shauna?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Listen, I know this is a difficult time,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"you're probably still recovering,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"but I need to speak to your son Greg..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm sorry... Your face is fine?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You haven't seen Greg in how long?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh. Who the hell am I?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, well, I've had sex with your son,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and I really need to tell him that I'm dating a..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
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