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Clips from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Where Is Josh's Friend? (S02E02)

"I'm not telling anyone we're together."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, you-you have to admit it."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I mean, you just, you really screwed"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"things up with Josh."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I mean, the second that you told him"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"you moved here for him, I mean, you know..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(imitates explosion) Game over."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I fixed it on the way home with Josh, remember?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Can you take me home?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"O-O-Okay, okay."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I-I-I'm sorry. I'm sorry."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I made Josh"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"feel like he was the one"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"pushing me into a commitment."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I mean, it was a brilliant argument."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Sullivan v. the State"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"of New York City, in which"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I proved that black mold actually raises SAT scores."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Brilliant rhetoric, but if it had actually worked,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"he'd be sleeping in your bed right now and he's not."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Honey, he's just there for the sex."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"He's exploiting you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"He's... he's effsploiting you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(gasps)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"He's effsplo... oh, that's real..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"that's really good. I just came up with that."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I should monetize that. Should I buy an “url”?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No, it's “U-R-L.”"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- And is it jif or gif? - Nobody knows."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And, Paula, he's not effsploiting me."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"If anything, he's, um... respeffing me."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yes. He's respeffing the hell out of me."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Face it, Rebecca."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What you've got with Josh"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"is an Airbnb with benefits."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You are so wrong. You don't even know"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"what happened this morning. Okay, so..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I was getting dressed."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Joshy walks in. Hey, babe."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hey, Ba... duh... there."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Uh, um, got to hustle or I'll be late for work."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You seen my socks?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"The-the good ones that wick moisture?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I have not."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Ugh!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I don't want to put my gi in with my dirty clothes."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's disrespectful to the practice."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hey, um... this just popped into my nogs..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Why don't you leave a few things here?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You shouldn't have to keep everything in your car"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"like a vagrant."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And I live two blocks from the dojo."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Just... at least keep your karate stuff here."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It just makes sense."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You're already doing a lot."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I... I don't want to take up any space."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I mean... are you sure?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You will not take up space."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I have plenty of room."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Just put it in one of my drawers."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Come on. - Okay, cool."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Is that Greg's sweatshirt?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Greg said he wanted to go to Emory, right?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No... no, no, no, that's not Greg's."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"That's... that's my friend Emory's."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's funny. It's a joke."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"She has a sweatshirt that says Rebecca on it."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, yeah, that's Greg's,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- but it's fine, forget Greg. - (groans)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Man, Greg."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I haven't seen him since you and I started..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(under breath): you know, it's like..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Uh, mm, I know... you know what?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Greg's doing great."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So... he is fine."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Uh... Greg is not fine."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, yes, he is. I showed you the one text"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- No, please, no. - Let's read it."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Not again."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"“Hey, Bunch, sorry about Jayma's wedding."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"“I ducked up."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"“I found out my mom"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"“had some bad plastic surgery,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"“so I got to go to L.A. for a few weeks"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"“and help her take care of the kids."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"See you when I get back.”"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Radio silence"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"for the rest of the month. So, you and Josh"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"needn't worry about Greg."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm over it."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah, are you? Are you really?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Because when you went to the wedding with Greg,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"you were, like, in love with him."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- You are ping - ponging around. - No, I'm not."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yes, you are, and it is not good for you... or me."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I mean, do you remember when I found out"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"you were sleeping with Greg, in the hospital?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I screamed at you so hard,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I strained my groin."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Do you not want the plain hummus?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Ugh, no. - Who eats plain hummus?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- All right, look... - What's wrong, Paula?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's like you don't even"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"believe in me and Josh anymore."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait. You don't?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I used to think that you two had destiny on your side."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I really did."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Paula! - I mean, I hate to say it,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I thought you were a great romance"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What?! Paula!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Okay. - I... can't... !"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"How can you say that?!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Oh... Okay. I... - How can you say that?!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Just... - No, he loves me!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"He loves me!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Listen."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Let me tell you something,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"into my eyes without blinking,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"the way he-he holds me in his arms."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
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