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Clips from Cheers - Sam at Eleven (S01E01)

I'm a Bruin.

"I'm a Bruin."

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- Carla, that was wonderful. - I'm so proud of you.

"- Carla, that was wonderful. - I'm so proud of you."

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- A new woman. - My psychologist...

"- A new woman. - My psychologist..."

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Carla, how did you do it?

"Carla, how did you do it?"

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Nothing to it. I've been working on this, haven't I, Doc?

"Nothing to it. I've been working on this, haven't I, Doc?"

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We had some great sessions. I just used this trick Dr Graham taught me.

"We had some great sessions. I just used this trick Dr Graham taught me."

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Read that one. It's terrific.

"Read that one. It's terrific."

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You should've asked me first.

"You should've asked me first."

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What does this look like, the Pepsi Challenge?

"What does this look like, the Pepsi Challenge?"

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I'd kinda like to see that.

"I'd kinda like to see that."

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I don't know. Guess he doesn't have a dog.

"I don't know. Guess he doesn't have a dog."

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- What's the occasion, Fred? - My sister, Louise, died.

"- What's the occasion, Fred? - My sister, Louise, died."

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Congratulations. Just in the nick of time.

"Congratulations. Just in the nick of time."

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I think that's ghoulish.

"I think that's ghoulish."

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Philistines.

"Philistines."

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But I'll be back.

"But I'll be back."

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Well, you must admit, the man's a jackal.

"Well, you must admit, the man's a jackal."

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- That's right. - Hey, you didn't stink.

"- That's right. - Hey, you didn't stink."

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That is "Mayday".

"That is "Mayday"."

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Here's a guy, he's excellent.

"Here's a guy, he's excellent."

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- You know that? - It was a stupid mistake. I'm sorry.

"- You know that? - It was a stupid mistake. I'm sorry."

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- What you did was reprehensible. - You do what you can.

"- What you did was reprehensible. - You do what you can."

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Blonde.

"Blonde."

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You don't remember throwing a man's change at him from across the bar?

"You don't remember throwing a man's change at him from across the bar?"

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Carla, sit down. Look.

"Carla, sit down. Look."

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Carla, I could lose the bar.

"Carla, I could lose the bar."

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Well, I don't know, give the kid a chance to talk.

"Well, I don't know, give the kid a chance to talk."

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for people who, I hope you'll forgive me,

"for people who, I hope you'll forgive me,"

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I'm giving you one more chance. Take it.

"I'm giving you one more chance. Take it."

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- Come on, let's go home. - This is great!

"- Come on, let's go home. - This is great!"

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- In fact, it was my specialty. - You specialised in getting hit?

"- In fact, it was my specialty. - You specialised in getting hit?"

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Our jobs are a lot alike.

"Our jobs are a lot alike."

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- Hello, Doctor. - Hello, Diane. How are you?

"- Hello, Doctor. - Hello, Diane. How are you?"

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What's she doing here?

"What's she doing here?"

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So, you're in therapy?

"So, you're in therapy?"

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- Sometimes... - Sam?

"- Sometimes... - Sam?"

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You're obnoxious.

"You're obnoxious."

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The Bruins are a bunch of ugly, stupid sissies!

"The Bruins are a bunch of ugly, stupid sissies!"

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I wanna show you some of those sissy things I got suspended for.

"I wanna show you some of those sissy things I got suspended for."

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I imagined a small point way off in the distance...

"I imagined a small point way off in the distance..."

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I just kept thinking of that point. He never fazed me, I'm telling you.

"I just kept thinking of that point. He never fazed me, I'm telling you."

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I left right after the Red Sox fans had their seventh-inning wretch.

"I left right after the Red Sox fans had their seventh-inning wretch."

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That salesman.

"That salesman."

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The Sox need a rally, they have two out in the bottom of the ninth.

"The Sox need a rally, they have two out in the bottom of the ninth."

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No, really, I mean it this time.

"No, really, I mean it this time."

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C'mon, would you?

"C'mon, would you?"

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Don't you have customers to deal with, mullet-head?

"Don't you have customers to deal with, mullet-head?"

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- I don't drink. - A ball player that don't drink?

"- I don't drink. - A ball player that don't drink?"

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My 90-year-old brother, Bob, is so wired up,

"My 90-year-old brother, Bob, is so wired up,"

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- Not that I'm obsessed with work. - Diane, get some pretzels.

"- Not that I'm obsessed with work. - Diane, get some pretzels."

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Well, I'll be darned.

"Well, I'll be darned."

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No, this is not a conversation starter.

"No, this is not a conversation starter."

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I thought my attorney made my position clear on that.

"I thought my attorney made my position clear on that."

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I'm on my way to first.

"I'm on my way to first."

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You're legally responsible for the actions of your employees.

"You're legally responsible for the actions of your employees."

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You'll have to forgive Carla, she gets overemotional at times.

"You'll have to forgive Carla, she gets overemotional at times."

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But two bucks snorting is funny every time.

"But two bucks snorting is funny every time."

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I thought you were an English major?

"I thought you were an English major?"

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- And this is Coach Pantusso. - Hi. So you're a psychologist?

"- And this is Coach Pantusso. - Hi. So you're a psychologist?"

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You don't know when you're being insulted?

"You don't know when you're being insulted?"

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Yeah? Well, stick it!

"Yeah? Well, stick it!"

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A salesman came by this morning with these new napkins.

"A salesman came by this morning with these new napkins."

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OK, how we doing here?

"OK, how we doing here?"

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And the Sox, zip.

"And the Sox, zip."

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No. They're all different, Sam.

"No. They're all different, Sam."

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What's going on?

"What's going on?"

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Remember the night two of 'em drove off the cliff in the fog?

"Remember the night two of 'em drove off the cliff in the fog?"

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you can get the Super Station on him.

"you can get the Super Station on him."

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I know you.

"I know you."

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- Yeah, that's it. - Yeah, I usually get it right.

"- Yeah, that's it. - Yeah, I usually get it right."

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Listen, Sam, you fire her, or I'm gonna take everything you got.

"Listen, Sam, you fire her, or I'm gonna take everything you got."

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I can defend myself without having to call in Spider Lady.

"I can defend myself without having to call in Spider Lady."

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That Ed is not my favourite person.

"That Ed is not my favourite person."

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Table for one. Sit down.

"Table for one. Sit down."

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- This bar stinks. - No, it's alright.

"- This bar stinks. - No, it's alright."

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Boston... stinks.

"Boston... stinks."

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Diane, in those days, we didn't wear batting helmets either.

"Diane, in those days, we didn't wear batting helmets either."

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How come you're late?

"How come you're late?"

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You've had so much experience.

"You've had so much experience."

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Coach.

"Coach."

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- You talked to your lawyer? - Yeah, I finally got through.

"- You talked to your lawyer? - Yeah, I finally got through."

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Carla, look, you have a history of being...

"Carla, look, you have a history of being..."

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I appreciate you defending me, but I'm used to people riding me.

"I appreciate you defending me, but I'm used to people riding me."

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- You think I'm wacko. - Nobody used the word "wacko".

"- You think I'm wacko. - Nobody used the word "wacko"."

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Look, I grew up on Federal Hill with six older brothers and sisters.

"Look, I grew up on Federal Hill with six older brothers and sisters."

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- Come on, baby. - Alright!

"- Come on, baby. - Alright!"

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Nothing personal, I'm just a hard worker.

"Nothing personal, I'm just a hard worker."

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She's still working here.

"She's still working here."

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You just ended that sentence with two prepositions.

"You just ended that sentence with two prepositions."

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Well, I don't believe it, and I want you outta here.

"Well, I don't believe it, and I want you outta here."

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This friend mentioned to me one time that he has a therapy group

"This friend mentioned to me one time that he has a therapy group"

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Ed? It's a long process.

"Ed? It's a long process."

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With a little deep breathing...

"With a little deep breathing..."

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