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Clips from Transparent - Life Sucks and Then You Die (S03E03)

"- So the dragon's uncool? - No, it's just that"
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"I've always preferred to be the wizard."
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"- Cheers. - Cheers."
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"- I have a question. - Yes."
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"Um, Mom, did she... Has she written anything down"
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"- about her wishes or anything? - No."
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"- We're not getting anything. - That's not the question."
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"- Listen to me. - There's no money."
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"But I thought Grandma Rose was giving me the stamp collection."
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"If she said so, she said so."
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"- It's "Phil-at-ely." - Philately?"
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"- It's philately. - It's not."
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"- It's philate... - It's "phi-lately.""
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"- It is? - You don't know what it is."
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"I do, it's stamps. It's about stamps. It's collecting..."
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"Oh, my gosh, I went to school, you know."
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"Do you need help with money?"
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"- 'Cause I'm here to help. - Where were you 15 years ago?"
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"Wow."
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"Why don't you get off this endless martyr thing?"
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"- Doesn't that get tiring? - Yeah. Why don't I become more like you?"
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"- while I'm recovering from my plastic surgery. - Scooch in."
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"Did you send out those emails when you had your sex change?"
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"- Jesus Christ. - What?"
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"I'm not trans."
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"Oh, my God. Oh, I'm so sorry."
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"Oh, forgive me."
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"I thought maybe that's what the two of you saw in each other."
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"Well, I feel like a fool."
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"No, she thought I was trans."
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"Oh."
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"- Oh, my God. - What if you were?"
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"Well, you know, there's actually, like, a tree in Scotland"
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"that's in the middle of changing its sex,"
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"like, right now."
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"The only operation I've ever had was my double mastectomy."
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"Oh, I'm so sorry. I've had a lumpectomy."
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"Turned out everything was benign,"
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"but the waiting was a nightmare."
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"Can't imagine what you went through."
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"Well, I thought I might have reconstruction,"
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"but I didn't want to go under again."
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"You hear that?"
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"Dear Jesus, we pray"
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"that Rita's soul is with you right now,"
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"and that in between the time she jumped and hit the shopping mall floor,"
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"she realized her mistake and took you into her heart."
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"- Amen. - Amen."
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"She didn't jump. It was an accident."
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"- That's right. - Uh, Colton..."
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"only God and Rita really know what happened, son."
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"Hey, nobody's saying that she did it on purpose, okay?"
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"- Well, uh... - Buddy? Hey, hey."
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"I saw her a couple days before the accident. Everything was good."
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"She was juicing. Her meds were adjusted."
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"Every morning, she told me how happy I made her."
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"That's true. Hey, I know..."
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"I know what you're feeling right now, believe me."
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"- I want her to get into heaven. - You didn't..."
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"- She's going to heaven. - How do you know?"
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"I just do."
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"Josh, we're just so happy you could be here"
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"Hey, buddy?"
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"So when I was cleaning out her apartment, um, I found this."
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"And I thought, you know, you should have something of hers."
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"I didn't know Rita was a hippie."
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"I thought Rita was a dog walker."
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"You know, Colton is preaching now."
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"Yeah, Rita and I,"
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"- we watched the video together. - You did?"
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"- Mm-hmm. - What did she think?"
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"She loved it. I mean, she said it was awesome."
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"I thought it was awesome."
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"Well, of course she did... of course they did,"
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"'cause Colton's got the gift."
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"- Just like Gene. - Mmm."
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"You know, Blossie, any preacher"
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"is just a vessel for the Lord."
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"But you know, Josh, seeing Colton preach in person"
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"is so much more powerful."
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"Oh, I'm still learning."
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"Oh, now, Colton, what do we say?"
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"- False modesty... - False modesty."
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"Is ugly to the Lord."
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"This is a gift he has given you, and you must own it."
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"It's sort of this, uh, it-shaped thing."
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"It-shaped thing?"
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""It" is an experience. It's being in California."
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"It's Los Angeles. It's the San Fernando Valley."
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"It."
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"Oh, my God. He wants to fuck you."
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"Oh, my God. Do it."
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"Do it, do it, do it."
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"- Is this seat taken? - No."
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"- Hi. - Hey."
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"Soft lips."
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"He really... He wants this."
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"He'll lose his mind."
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"Oh, yeah, here we go."
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"This is gonna be good."
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"No, this is gonna be really good."
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"Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yes."
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"- Okay. - May I touch your nipple?"
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"- Um... - Yes."
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"- Okay. - Yeah?"
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"Sure. Sure."
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"Oh."
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"Your areola is a relief map"
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"to every place you've ever been,"
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"every feeling you've ever felt, and..."
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"- Oh, my God. - Every person you've ever loved."
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"Thank you."
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"You don't have to ask me. You can just do it."
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"I just got back from a birthright trip where we always ask permission..."
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"- Just stop talking. - Yeah, okay."
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"- Okay? - Yeah. Oh."
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"I'll be right there! Just a second!"
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"- I wanna go home. - We'll go in a minute."
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"- I wanna go now. - Here it is!"
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"Look at this."
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