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Clips from MacGyver - Scissors (S01E01)

"in their own special way."
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"Because the only right way to celebrate Christmas"
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"which is..."
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"Things got bad for my mom."
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"I guess I'm still waiting on one of those."
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"Does that mean I have to get you guys presents?"
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"I mean, Mac's easy... Paper clips and duct tape."
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"All right, let me get this beautiful brisket going."
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"keep stirring the sauce."
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"Now, that's the spirit."
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"but Mac worked his magic on our grill,"
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"But we were talking about the holidays."
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"She left her phone, which isn't a good sign."
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"from a blocked number."
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"so they're just racking up a lot of frequent mariner miles?"
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"someone hacked the NSA and downloaded 200 gigs of data."
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"But I'm telling you I have known her for a long time."
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"that the NSA gets hacked..."
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"I know what you're thinking, but Riley isn't Nikki."
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"- You know who I'm talking about. - Guys, wait up."
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"Absolutely not, Bozer."
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"Riley's in trouble. I want to help."
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"I'll come as your informant. I mean, unless you know"
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"she'd need a new rig, right?"
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"All right, fine."
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"I can't stand this migraine-inducing,"
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"And some aspirin, but Jaden first."
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"We have some questions,"
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"- Well, I mean, your hair is kind of... - What's wrong with my hair?"
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"And even if I had seen her, I'd never rat out my girl."
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"who know their way around a motherboard."
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"Canada?"
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"why wouldn't she come to us for help?"
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"Bozer, you've known the real Riley about a week."
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"and throw his ex around for old time's sake, so..."
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"she wasn't having it."
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"this is different."
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"It's all right. We're here now."
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"I need some leverage to cut through the wire."
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"You hear me?"
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"I did what I had to do."
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"then let's just call China and tell them"
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"With Cannibal, the user could alter the code"
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"Yeah, I'm sorry about that."
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"You watch out for my little girl,"
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"Whatever it is, we have less than"
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"what did I ever do to you, huh, to make you just assume"
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"One."
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"Is this it?"
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"Really? I... could've sworn it was."
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"Like a dobby? Dobby..."
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"For now..."
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"Hey, are we playing or is this real?"
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"Really?"
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"Wait, Riley..."
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"Yeah."
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"He thinks you hate him."
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"Together."
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"Very... little."
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"Could steal the signal off that fob clipped to your pocket"
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"I give him 15 minutes, tops,"
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"Can you stop the missiles?"
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"How?"
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"We just got to move the Earth."
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"which satellites are guiding that missile towards the U.S."
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"What, uh...?"
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"12,500 miles away in orbit."
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"so, if we can build a..."
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"find the one furthest away and mimic its signal."
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"The Pentagon's 60 seconds from launching a counterstrike,"
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"but I got you something."
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"I don't see any mistletoe."
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"Well, at least that's what I told myself,"
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"that I can see how much I was starting to mean to her,"
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"For both of us."
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"Bozer, do not make me regret this."
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"I guess this goes without saying, but..."
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"He never did, though."
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"He never thought you turned."
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"It's a... a Snuggie."
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"Oh."
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"I guess we should probably talk about everything, huh?"
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"memes"
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"Look, we all know Christmas is"
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"the most special time of the year."
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"Families come together to celebrate their own traditions"
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"And they're all wrong."
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"is with pastrami."
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"Pastrami? On Christmas?"
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"- Is that even a thing? - Is it even a..."
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"Does Rudolph have a red nose?"
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"I guess I missed the part where Frosty"
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"fires up the smoker."
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"Snark all you want, Miss Grinch,"
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"but your heart is gonna grow three sizes"
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"once you experience the world's best pastrami."
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"Now, pay attention."
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"I'm about to drop some serious meat knowledge,"
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"it's all about the rub."
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"I call it"
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""seasonings tidings.""
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"What's up, Ms. Davis?"
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"Something's messing with your Christmas mojo."
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"Seriously, though, what's going on?"
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"I don't know."
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"Christmas is just tough, you know?"
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"Everyone's walking around smiling,"
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"drinking peppermint lattes, pretending life is great."
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"You know, when I was a kid, I actually believed in miracles."
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"And then real life happened."
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"My dad bugged out."
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"I was arrested and sent to prison, and now it's just..."
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"Damn, Ebenezer, maybe, uh, pump the brakes"
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"on the "bah humbug" mobile."
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"I'm sorry, it's just..."
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"this time of year reminds me that life isn't that great."
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"Miracles don't happen,"
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"and December 25th is just another day."
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"Mom used to say a white Christmas meant"
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"the coming year would be better than the last."
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