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Clips from Community (2009) - The Art of Discourse (S01E01)

"and is that a carb on your plate?"
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"and I am celebrating with pie and a dollop of whipped irony."
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"Nice. I'm knitting something for my new cat."
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"to start over with a fresh kitten."
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"Fresh kitten? I go to a shelter"
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"Okay?"
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"Why do you think I am knitting a tiny, little eye patch?"
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"Excuse me. Hi."
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"Well, all right. Way to be go-getters."
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"Thanks."
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"So we were... we were just wondering..."
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"so that we don't make the same mistakes?"
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"Because if I end up 35"
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"and celebrating a "B""
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"I'll kill myself."
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"Or what, Schmitty?"
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"[laughter] Schmitty!"
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"in your house full of cats with no furniture?"
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"Listen, it is a studio apartment,"
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"and knitting is hip."
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"- Schmitty! - Schmitty."
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"I have done things with my life."
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"I've been to 14 countries."
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"I helped build a school in Kenya."
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"Why are you letting a bunch of teenagers get to you?"
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"You are 105 years old!"
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"Tell me exactly what you did with your life to end up here"
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"But it's springtime, and I thought"
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"♪ No one to watch while we're kissing. ♪"
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"♪ No one to see while we spoon. ♪"
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"What the... hey!"
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"[shouts]"
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"Animal House."
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"A reference my ears applaud."
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"- Your what? - It's a list of everything"
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"that movies have taught me"
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"comprises a successful first year at college."
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"Bond with a group of loveable misfits."
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"- Check. - Take on the school bully."
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"- Check. - Make out with the hottest girl"
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"and there's a bunch of stuff left on the list."
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"Well, I'll help you finish it."
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"Like in The Bucket List."
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"The what?"
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"Uh, over here."
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"- [gasps] - [Laughs]"
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"Pantsing someone was on my list."
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"Oh, yeah?"
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"is on your list."
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"Ha-ha! [laughter and exclamations]"
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"What's so funny?"
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"Oh! Um."
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"[laughs]"
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"Get it?"
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"[upbeat music]"
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"Yeah, you'll have to apologize later."
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"Apologize? For what?"
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"She ruined my joke."
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"There's a grandpa schlip-schlap."
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""Have you seen my Schmitty, Sonny?""
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""Help me. I'm gonna crap my pants.""
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"Seriously, Nutrition,"
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"Actually, I was a lawyer."
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"Looks like that went well."
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"With schlip-schlap and schlap-skank."
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"What? Discmans are retro."
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"Oh, bug-a-bah."
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"I think Schmitty means loser."
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"Both: We know!"
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"You may come back in now."
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"I have something to say."
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"This better be a good apology."
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"and we have all joked around and rolled our eyes at him,"
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"but there has been a transgression today,"
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"and I will no longer continue"
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"to be a part of the group with this man."
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"Just skip to the "I'm sorry.""
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"Huh. That is the pot calling the kettle..."
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"I'm a black woman. The cat is out the bag."
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"to strangers as "the black woman.""
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"Context is everything."
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"So what's the context"
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"At least he doesn't think that Shirley's my mom anymore."
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"He thinks that we're cousins."
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"You're not?"
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"If you're not, I'm sorry."
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"I'm willing to take that chance."
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"You said I have a crafty, Jew brain."
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"Look, either he leaves the group,"
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"They kicked me out of the group."
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"Damn. Want to buy some cookies?"
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"[pants]"
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"Twerps."
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"Remember, we don't stop till he's crying."
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"Oh, check out franken-mom."
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"Ooh, use that. No wedding ring."
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"We can make fun of him for coming from a broken home."
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"I don't care if this gets dirty."
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"He asked for it."
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"You're right."
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"It'll be better than that."
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"Hey, Clearasil,"
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"What time your mommy's picking you up?"
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"After she's done shooting"
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"The Real Housewives of Greendale County?"
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""After she's done shooting"
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"Duh!"
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"- Brilliant. - "Brilliant." Duh."
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"Your parents are divorced."
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"All: Duh!"
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"[scoffs] all: [scoff] duh!"
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"Schmitty."
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"Forget it. Come on."
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"- Duh! - Where you going, Schmitty?"
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"- Duh! - I'm sorry, little Schmitty."
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"[blathering]"
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"- Hey, you two. - [Grumbles]"
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"What is that?"
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"Stealing a rival school's mascot was part of Abed's list."
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"to our study group... that's a great idea, Troy."
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