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Clips from Community (2009) - Introduction to Teaching (S05E05)

"And this is Fundamentals of Law."
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"Any questions?"
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"Are we human beings or just question-and-answer machines?"
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"Did you see that? That teacher just leered at me."
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"Shut up, Leonard! Nice earring."
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"that corner is stacked to the rafters with fetal pigs."
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"15 years."
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""Temporary gig.""
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"* I can't count the reasons I should stay *"
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"Oh, the new table turned out great, Abed."
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"- Huh? - Oh."
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"Jeff is gonna help me save the school."
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"Not all by himself. I am learning Excel."
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"Well, it looks like you do."
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"about an actor who keeps the world asking:"
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"Your homework is to watch five Nicolas Cage films by Wednesday,"
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"That said, there are certain perks."
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"I didn't know teachers could cut in line."
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"and Mr. Winger is a teacher."
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"You know what that means?"
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"Whoa."
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"Jeffrey, we need to carve out some time to learn Excel."
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"my computer and download the tutor..."
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"- What was that about? - Union rules."
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"Management's not allowed in the faculty lounge."
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"but then Windtalkers, Guarding Tess, The Wicker Man."
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"He begs you to stop watching, but you can't."
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"That was an odd choice."
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"Great. Consider our nation's youth pre-inspired."
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"We're working on syllabuses."
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"Hey, let's turd some lockers!"
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"Gotta go! Teacher thing!"
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"It's "syllabi.""
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"Any questions?"
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"Ahh, she in your class, yo!"
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"So, I guess... Uh... Just..."
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"No, you don't. That's the problem."
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"I hate her, I hate her, I hate her, I hate her,"
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"- Minus her? - Give her A-minuses."
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"Teachers don't have to explain minuses."
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"Uh..."
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"Oh, my God."
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"Okay, hey, I have a working theory,"
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"All actors are crazy, Annie. Some crazy actors are good,"
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"some are bad, but none of them are neither."
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"and then, you guys quiz each other."
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"Mr. Winger, is that really the best use of our time?"
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"I think you're telling us we should teach ourselves."
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"Because they draw a circle"
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"don't cry, you were right."
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"I guess I overextended my schedule."
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"Give him space."
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"I watched enough to find... the answers."
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"O-o-ohh!"
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"Abed? Think of something safe"
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"- We do not work for them. - Maybe we do."
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"Miss Edison, good news."
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"No, an A-minus means you actually earned an "A,""
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"I've been busting my butt for five years,"
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"to a few old losers' petty insecurities?"
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"Minuses are made up!"
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"Pop pop!"
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"I thought the meaning of people was somewhere in here."
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"is that you can't understand every little thing,"
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"that you're not God, and invite you to try a little harder."
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"Slightly higher grades! Slightly higher grades!"
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"The whole world will be watching this on the first of next month!"
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"- Here. - Slightly higher grades!"
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"calm down! Just listen!"
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"We all suck. We're all broke."
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"I converted the lunch menu to a spreadsheet."
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"because they did something wrong, same as the students."
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"now, I know it's unrealistic"
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"to think that we can eliminate riots completely,"
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"but I have been crunching the numbers,"
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"- for dreaming this big. - Here's my plan."
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"We need one of those for real."
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"All right, look, there are two things I don't do well,"
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"I did, I gave her an "A.""
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"Oh. I guess, I don't know, I quit."
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"As our first order of business"
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"for the student/teacher Save Greendale Committee,"
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"I'm taste-testing rations for the shelter I'm digging."
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"Are you the coolest person in the world?"
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"__"
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"I think you gave me the wrong medication."
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"Mom, it's Buzz. I'm gonna say this as fast as I can."
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"Hi, everybody. I'm Jeff. Uhm... Mr. Winger."
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"- Will there be a syllabus? - "Will there be a syllabus?""
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"Is good example of a question. Moving on."
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"- Ski Cap. - How are we gonna be graded?"
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"Oh, no spoilers, Ski Cap."
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"- Maybe we better do names. - Dave."
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"What percent of our grade will the final be?"
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"Come on, guys, percentages, grades, that syllabus thing..."
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"We're students. And you're a teacher."
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"- Ew. - Hey, look,"
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"it's the star of "Head of the Ass.""
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"You look like the road manager for the California Raisins."
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"Whoa! What kind of teacher talks to a student like that?"
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"- Right? - Yeah."
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"- Fresh meat, huh? - Yeah, Jeff Winger, law."
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"Buzz Hickey, criminology."
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"You can have that half of the office, but come spring,"
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"I won't be here that long."
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"This is sort of a temporary gig for me."
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"Mm, I get it."
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"Teaching to make ends meet until a real job comes along,"
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"- yeah, me too. - Oh, cool. How long have you been..."
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"15 years and counting."
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"Oh, I like you."
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"* Give me some rope *"
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"* Tie me to dream *"
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"* We could be roped up, tied up, dead in a year *"
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"- "Table Mark II"? - I added that,"
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"and a few custom upgrades. It's voice activated."
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"Table, resume table mode."
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"Table, power down."
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"Wait! I got a cup on there."
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"- Oh, teacher man! - Ee!"
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