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Clips from Community (2009) - Introduction to Teaching (S05E05)

"It's Professor Winger!"
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"Please don't razz me about being a teacher."
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"Teaching is the most noble profession in the world."
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"Yeah, tell that to the guy that shares my office."
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"He fixes cuckoo clocks for fun."
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"That sounds like Mr. Hickey, my criminology professor."
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"I certainly hope you'll be a better teacher than him."
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"I can't just pretend I'm teaching."
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"I'm not Mythbusters."
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"There's a two-day course called "Nicolas Cage: Good or Bad.""
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"I'm signing up. I've always wanted to know."
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"Nicolas Cage is one of pop culture's greatest mysteries."
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"Oh, there's a course on Nicolas Cage,"
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"but if you mention Jesus to your science teacher,"
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"you get a written warning."
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"Well, Jesus wasn't in 70 movies."
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"Jeff, you don't have time to take a blow-off class."
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"You need to figure out what you're gonna"
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"- teach your students. - Thanks, Annie,"
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"Oh! Look at Mr. Smarty Pants!"
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"I am so excited!"
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"- Jeff, do you know Excel? - No."
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"Yay, teaching!"
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"I, as you know, am dramatic professor Sean Garrity,"
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"and you are now embarking on an odyssey of discussion"
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"Nicolas Cage, good or bad?"
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"- So you don't know? - Mr. Nadir."
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"Mr. Nadir drove our TV Studies professor"
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"out of his mind by proving that there was an answer"
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"to the question "Who's the Boss?""
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"- Angela. - I admire your brain, Mr. Nadir."
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"I did not admire Professor Sheffield,"
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"but I promise you, this question has no answer."
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"Five, that's it?"
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"Be careful, Abed Nadir."
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"Promise me you will be careful."
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"I have no idea how to make a curriculum."
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"Becoming a teacher was a huge mistake."
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"Without a doubt."
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"- Excuse me. - Wow."
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"Winger, what are you doing?"
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"This line is for food, not for Lionel Richie tickets."
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"This is my house."
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"Come here."
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"It means he gets your meatballs."
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"Ah, please. That's all I have."
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"Place is a zoo. The trick is,"
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"Let's hit the lounge."
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"What?"
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"Break into groups, grade each other's papers,"
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"and please enjoy the seven-disc edition of Planet Earth."
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"Yoo-hoo!"
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"Is there a Mr. Winger in here?"
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"You know the rules, Pelton. Drop the checks and move on."
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"Oh. Jeffrey, I'm gonna boot up"
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"I could get used to this."
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"I mean, he seemed scared to smell that flower"
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"He's a complex performer. He'll give you The Rock,"
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"Con Air, then Face/Off, and you think you understand,"
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"Would you say it was odd good or odd bad?"
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"Maybe he's just good in good movies"
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"and then acts crazy in crap to make drug money."
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"But is he good, or is he bad? Every actor is something."
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"Robert Downey Jr., good, Jim Belushi, bad."
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"Van Damme, the good kind of bad,"
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"Johnny Depp, the bad kind of good."
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"I just have to find him."
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"- I'm gonna go check on Jeff. - Oh."
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"Hello."
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"Hey, Jeff, how's the old curriculum going?"
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"- Want a refill, Winger? - Mm."
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"- Is that Hickey? - Yeah."
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"Guterman. Droppin' mad science?"
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"Ooh, Elaine, take it easy on the Oxford commas."
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"Hey, walk, don't run, mister! This isn't a racetrack!"
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"Okay, dangerous minds, let's break into groups,"
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"discuss chapter one, and if you are lucky,"
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"we might sneak in a little Planet Earth."
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"Ahem."
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"Just a few."
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"Read chapter one..."
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"And memorize the federal rules of civil procedure."
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"Class dismissed."
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"Not so fast, Jeff."
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"I assume you know why I'm keeping you after class."
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"Not really. Ski Cap and White Dave got lots of stuff wrong too."
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"- You're the teacher, Jeff. - You don't have to rub it in."
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"What I saw today was embarrassing."
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"You were late,"
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"you clearly had no idea..."
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"Hey!"
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"You had no idea what Tort Reform meant,"
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"and when I asked you to explain the Sixth Amendment,"
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"- you pled the Fifth! - I know my rights."
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"Here. I gathered some materials."
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"Tomorrow morning, before class,"
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"I need to verify that you know enough to teach."
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"I wish Troy was in my class instead of you!"
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"I hate her, I hate her, I hate her, I hate her, I hate her."
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"She's lead, we're chalk."
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"She'll call me on it. She'll report me."
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"Why do you think we invented 'em?"
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"- She's my friend. - Eh."
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"It's Leonard."
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"Come on, I'm just messing with you."
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"You done with your bit? I'd like my earring back."
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"- Yeah? - Mm-hmm."
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"and don't react until you've heard the whole thing."
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"If you watch closely, at the seven-minute mark in Snake Eyes,"
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"you'll notice the moment where an alien arm"
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"- could've come up and... - Abed, this isn't worth it."
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"Maybe Nicolas Cage is just... crazy."
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"There's no such thing as both, so which one is..."
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"Nicolas Cage, huh? Oh! Oh!"
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"Seems like the value of having you here is..."
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"I think my value as a teacher is to teach you how to learn."
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"I think if you tell us what you think, then we'll learn that."
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"I thought you should break into groups,"
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"Ooh, snap."
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"Break into groups."
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