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Clips from Desperate Housewives (2004) - Romance (S02E02)

"Bring it on."
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"Susan hit on her doctor."
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"[tyres squealing]"
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"it was the nature of war."
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"[explosion on television]"
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"I was thinking a vacation to Rome would be so romantic."
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"Fine. I have stuff to do anyway."
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"Edie had a battle plan all her own."
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"[Edie clears throat]"
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"Yeah? Well, it's no fun if it's not tight."
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"[Mary Alice] Yes, Edie Britt understood the nature of war."
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"Edie, it's been ten minutes!"
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"... go the spoils."
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"[Mary Alice] The guest bedroom on the second floor of the Applewhite house"
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"... dramatically."
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"What on earth is he doing out?"
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"His room? Have you lost your mind?"
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"- Get back here. - We had a talk."
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"I am keeping him safe."
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"From the police, from the Fosters, from himself..."
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"I'd like to acknowledge Mrs Herbert for spearheading the potluck dinner."
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"Her hard work and tuna melt..."
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"She's OK."
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"[priest] The Women's Ministry will..."
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"- Ours will be gorgeous. - Knock it off."
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"It'll take time before I'm ready to get pregnant again."
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"We're together, our marriage is back on track, life is good."
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"[Bree] Danielle?"
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"[Danielle] Hold on."
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"Thanks, Mom. I was doing a little research online."
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"- No, please, not right now. - Honey, stop complaining."
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"One day you'll wish that someone were offering to do your laundry."
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"Is there a black man hiding under your bed?"
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"Inside, right now."
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"I apologise for my son's behaviour. It won't happen again."
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"Here we are at T minus nine hours and 11 minutes"
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"- I'll get the coffee. - Thank you."
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"No, that's OK. I know you're exhausted."
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"What do we got?"
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""Black's Frozen Yogurt: Let your taste buds come in from the cold.""
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"OK, whatever, I'm just knocking the rust off."
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""Black's Frozen Yogurt: Because our cows are better.""
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"No, the cow part. That could work."
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"We'll... We'll make them into characters, we'll humanise them and..."
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"[Susan giggles] Oh."
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"[sighs] Well, I guess I better get going."
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"Turn the TV on. That's what I do."
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"Oh, that's a good idea."
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"And, uh... [sighs]"
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"I'm inches from ripping off your clothes right now."
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"I'd have invited you into the house, but the place is a real pigsty."
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"She's just jealous of you, that's all."
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"She refuses to believe that I can connect with anyone"
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"That's why I wanted to talk to you."
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"OK. Maybe I have been a little down lately."
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"It's the whole having kids thing again. I..."
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"What if she decides against kids?"
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""An American Catholic's guide to annulments.""
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"Really? They loved the pitch?"
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"Terrific. Did they like the promotional plan"
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"Uh, well, the pitch was running long, so we cut a few things."
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"it has wandered over there, next to your liver."
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"Everyone thinks you should have it removed immediately."
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"People get cut open every day."
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"I know the most about your case. I promise you'll be in very good hands."
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"Right. We need to schedule Susan for a splenectomy with me."
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"- Hey, honey. - Hmm?"
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"- OK. - But here's the deal."
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"I'm sorry. I can't promise that."
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"- Why not? - Because I can't say"
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"I'm sorry, but you have to accept it."
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"[door closes]"
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"- I'll be up in a second, buddy. - [Lynette] Hi."
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"As a matter of fact, there's this one guy who'd be perfect."
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"- What's his name? - Tom."
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"I remembered how much I miss having a real job."
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"With two incomes, we could afford a top-notch nanny."
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"- I'll go. - I got it."
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"Come on, buddy, let's hunt it down."
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"Mm-mm."
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"[chattering indistinctly]"
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"Sure."
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"you would come home seething with resentment."
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"you better let me take my shot."
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"- Um, that was a few years back. - Uh-huh."
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"Did you get recruited by another firm? Somebody cherry-pick you?"
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"[chuckles]"
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"No, no, no. We never hire in the room."
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"Well, um, let me just call in a few references"
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"- Gabrielle? - Yeah."
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"I need you to get rid of Sister Mary Bernard."
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"- What? Why? - Because she's ruining my marriage!"
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"Look, I sort of told a fib,"
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"[sobbing]"
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"Oh, honey, why would I want that?"
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"Daddy's dead. You drove your boyfriend to suicide,"
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"Well, I feel bad about that."
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"You know I don't want you thinking about things like that."
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"I'm sorry. I didn't... I'm sorry."
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"...if I ever catch you looking at that Van De Kamp girl,"
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"That's not fair. You overcooked it. It's not the freshest meat."
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"Well, neither am I! I've got 35 years on that cow."
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"Susan, are you saying you don't want me to be your surgeon?"
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"I should really be going."
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"What?"
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"I save lives every day. I cut, I save. I cut, I save. That's what I do."
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"And if that gives me an out-of-control ego, maybe I need that"
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"So, did you call around? Check on my references?"
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"If you take this job,"
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"I need a solemn vow that you will never throw that in my face ever again."
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"Because if you do, you will unleash demons that you do not want to meet."
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"...is to be forgiven."
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"Actually, I already had."
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"- [Bree] Hi, Betty. - Hello."
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"and, well, a lot can happen in a couple of weeks."
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"How about some old-fashioned chaperoning?"
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"Now that you mention it, I guess I do. I have to go."
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"He's there. I saw him in their window. They're hiding him."
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"Listen, call me when you get this and please come to poker tonight."
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"All right, bye."
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