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Clips from The Office - The Deposition (S04E04)

"Zoran Primorac, Jan-Ove Waldner, Wang Tao,"
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"I even have a life-sized poster of Hugo Hoyama on my wall."
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"was to go to the Hall of Fame induction ceremony of Andrzej Grubba."
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"but I throw myself at the mercy of the deposition."
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"We'd like to enter into the record a page from Michael Scott's personal journal."
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"MICHAEL: Whoa, whoa, whoa!"
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"This is plaintiff's exhibit 107. No."
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"I quote from an entry dated"
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"January 4 of this past year."
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""Just got back from Jamaica, tan almost everywhere."
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""Jan, almost everywhere. Hee, hee."
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""I had sex with my boss. I don't know if it's going to go anywhere."
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""Jan was very specific that this is not going anywhere,"
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""that it was a onetime mistake."
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""But we had sex six times, so you tell me."
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""I am definitely feeling very eerie.""
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"Irie. Sorry."
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"It would appear that neither you nor Ms. Levinson"
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"considered you had a relationship"
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"Could you make it 11?"
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"Eleven. Sure. And we'll break for lunch, so everyone can have a look."
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"Can I sit here?"
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"When I was a kid, my parents got divorced."
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"and they both asked me to testify against the other one in court."
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"So, I don't know. I didn't want them to get divorced in the first place, you know?"
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"I had to. I'm sorry, but I need to win this."
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"We need to win this."
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"I don't like the lump. I'm really upset about this."
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"You e-mailed a topless photo of me to everyone in our company."
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"I love you, too."
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"Mr. Scott, who is this other woman, Ryan,"
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"Not a woman, just a cool, great-looking, best friend."
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"whether Michael and Jan were engaged in a romantic affair?"
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"Not Michael and this Ryan person."
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"TOBY: Excuse me. MICHAEL: All right."
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"All right, this is the way I see it."
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"Yes, I had sex with Jan and, yes, I did consider Jan to be my girlfriend,"
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"So her actions are completely rightful."
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"Okay, Mr. Scott, it's admirable"
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"about her relationship with you."
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"Considering she consistently gave you such poor performance reviews."
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"That was before our relationship. She was going through a divorce."
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"And she was drinking a lot."
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"DIANNE: Okay."
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"Of water."
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"Mr. Scott, this is a copy of a particularly negative performance review."
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""March 17.""
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"And that would be a month after your relationship became official,"
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""I am out of carrots. I am out of sticks."
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""Mr. Scott has time and again proven himself"
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""to be an unmanageable employee and a poor branch manager."
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"wouldn't you say that Ms. Levinson's judgment"
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"DIANNE: Mr. Scott?"
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"Works, like, 80% of the time, so..."
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"So, should I schedule the rematch with Darryl now?"
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"I think I'm ready."
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"I'll make the call."
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"How could you do that to me?"
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"You can respond. Just remember it's all going into the record."
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"Michael, I'm not the enemy, okay? Dunder Mifflin is the enemy."
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"They were going to give me your job, and I should have taken it."
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"All right, wait, before you go any further,"
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"Lester, please read that part of Wallace's deposition."
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""was he a contender to replace Jan Levinson?""
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"See? I was number-one contender. I was being groomed."
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"David Wallace, "Michael Scott is a fine employee"
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"Counsel, "Was he being seriously considered for the corporate job?""
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"I have one more question, Mr. Scott."
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"Yes! Way to go! See that?"
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"Nice, baby! Nice one!"
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"(SINGING) Hey, hey, you, you I don't like your boyfriend"
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"You know what? I'm sick of this. Let's go. You and me!"
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"What? Let's go! Pick up a paddle."
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"Okay. Bring it on. I am."
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"You think you can handle this?"
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"In my sleep."
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"Okay, volley for serve. "P.""
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""O.""
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""O.""
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"Yes."
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"Oh, hey, no biggie. Just..."
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"We never meant for you to get caught in the middle of this."
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"Hey, David?"
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"I think you're a nice guy, too."
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"I don't know."
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"Jan said that it was because of the photo"
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"You expect to get screwed by your company,"
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"but you never expect to get screwed by your girlfriend."
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"We should really try to save some money."
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"Can you do fast food? Fine."
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"Does this work for you?"
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"So we went over it carefully,"
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"All right, fine. Just a second. Hold on."
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"Hey, hey. Jan."
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"Hey, Kevin, Jim needs to see you."
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"Six years and two months."
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"Ms. Levinson told you that she was your direct superior?"
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"What about your romantic relationship with Ms. Levinson?"
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"it was, like, four months after that."
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"SCHNEIDER: Can we take a short break?"
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"All of my heroes are table-tennis players."
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"And the first time I left Pennsylvania"
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"Irie."
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"in any sense of the word. Is that correct?"
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"It's basic discovery. We have the right to review it."
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"How did you even find it?"
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"All right, I stole your diary and gave it to my lawyer."
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"Let's call it even."
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""and reassigned to sales where he belongs.""
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"How's it going?"
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"Spin serve!"
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"with the utmost respect, with loyalty."
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"let me show you what kind of loyalty they have, okay?"
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"SCHNEIDER: Starting at paragraph six."
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"Yeah. The floppy-haired girl you date won a point."
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"PAM: "P.""
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"MICHAEL: Why did I do it?"
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"(SIGHS)"
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"Could you be more specific. Who are the twins?"
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