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Clips from Parks and Recreation - Kaboom (S02E02)

I can't make six bucks a day.

"I can't make six bucks a day."

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I will not negotiate with greedy street people.

"I will not negotiate with greedy street people."

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One, I want that pit filled in, sir.

"One, I want that pit filled in, sir."

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A guaranteed starting spot

"A guaranteed starting spot"

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"Eventually"?

""Eventually"?"

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I'm forced to relive the most traumatic two separate days of my life,

"I'm forced to relive the most traumatic two separate days of my life,"

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Yeah.

"Yeah."

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(EXCLAIMS)

"(EXCLAIMS)"

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Ah, yeah. Just one of his conditions for the settlement, I guess.

"Ah, yeah. Just one of his conditions for the settlement, I guess."

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Gave up $100,000 probably just for one thing,

"Gave up $100,000 probably just for one thing,"

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Who knows?

"Who knows?"

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There's so much more to do. Oh, my God, we're so close.

"There's so much more to do. Oh, my God, we're so close."

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I'm gonna call Kaboom, and check on their availability for next year.

"I'm gonna call Kaboom, and check on their availability for next year."

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I hope they can work us in.

"I hope they can work us in."

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on empty lots in their neighborhoods.

"on empty lots in their neighborhoods."

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WOMAN OVER SPEAKER: We noticed abnormal activity on your credit card,

"WOMAN OVER SPEAKER: We noticed abnormal activity on your credit card,"

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so we just need you to confirm or deny some of the recent charges.

"so we just need you to confirm or deny some of the recent charges."

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$20 to Netflix?

"$20 to Netflix?"

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Yeah.

"Yeah."

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$20 to Blockbuster Online?

"$20 to Blockbuster Online?"

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$120 in tuition to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry?

"$120 in tuition to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry?"

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They give you a little wand, and a diploma. It's fun.

"They give you a little wand, and a diploma. It's fun."

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What did you major in? Potions.

"What did you major in? Potions."

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You know, I'm gonna take you off speakerphone.

"You know, I'm gonna take you off speakerphone."

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Jessica Simpson clip-in hair extensions?

"Jessica Simpson clip-in hair extensions?"

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Yeah, you know what?

"Yeah, you know what?"

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I think someone definitely stole my credit card.

"I think someone definitely stole my credit card."

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Yes. No, you don't have to refund anything.

"Yes. No, you don't have to refund anything."

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Are you guys my friends?

"Are you guys my friends?"

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KEEF: High five! High five! High five!

"KEEF: High five! High five! High five!"

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I never trust anything that comes that quickly.

"I never trust anything that comes that quickly."

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So this whole "build a playground in a day" thing,

"So this whole "build a playground in a day" thing,"

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Nope. One day, 24 hours.

"Nope. One day, 24 hours."

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Not if you have the Kaboom spirit.

"Not if you have the Kaboom spirit."

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You can look at a problem, and you can either go,

"You can look at a problem, and you can either go,"

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blow it up and turn it into something great.

"blow it up and turn it into something great."

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You literally kaboom the problem.

"You literally kaboom the problem."

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Yeah, but just think of all the kids that'll swing on this swing,

"Yeah, but just think of all the kids that'll swing on this swing,"

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Mmm-hmm.

"Mmm-hmm."

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The key to volunteering?

"The key to volunteering?"

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I go there all the time. Meals On Wheels was a bonanza.

"I go there all the time. Meals On Wheels was a bonanza."

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Suicide Hotline, surprisingly lame spread.

"Suicide Hotline, surprisingly lame spread."

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You live in a pit. Not anymore.

"You live in a pit. Not anymore."

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Living with the drummer of my band.

"Living with the drummer of my band."

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Anyhow, got to go,

"Anyhow, got to go,"

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Hey, look. I got a remote control and I'm controlling you.

"Hey, look. I got a remote control and I'm controlling you."

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Whoa. Look at you two and your big kabooms.

"Whoa. Look at you two and your big kabooms."

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Oh! There you go, for you.

"Oh! There you go, for you."

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(LAUGHING) And one more for you. Thank you.

"(LAUGHING) And one more for you. Thank you."

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No, I wish, but back to the real world.

"No, I wish, but back to the real world."

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At least you guys will be kabooming somewhere, right?

"At least you guys will be kabooming somewhere, right?"

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Oh, I'm so pumped. Feel I could take on the world.

"Oh, I'm so pumped. Feel I could take on the world."

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I could prep, like, a thousand diagnostic tests.

"I could prep, like, a thousand diagnostic tests."

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(LESLIE LAUGHING)

"(LESLIE LAUGHING)"

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Hmm.

"Hmm."

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Well, we are. It's just a slow-boom.

"Well, we are. It's just a slow-boom."

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A slower, more deliberate kaboom.

"A slower, more deliberate kaboom."

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You know what this mess is?

"You know what this mess is?"

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Jerry, did you use permanent marker again?

"Jerry, did you use permanent marker again?"

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I just grabbed the wrong... This is a big...

"I just grabbed the wrong... This is a big..."

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Okay. Forget it. Let's all pretend Jerry wasn't born.

"Okay. Forget it. Let's all pretend Jerry wasn't born."

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How do we kaboom it?

"How do we kaboom it?"

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Rules, codes, permits, red tape.

"Rules, codes, permits, red tape."

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I never realized how frustrating it is to be in the government.

"I never realized how frustrating it is to be in the government."

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Okay, everybody take out their thinking caps and rip them up.

"Okay, everybody take out their thinking caps and rip them up."

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Then take out your doing caps,

"Then take out your doing caps,"

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'cause we're gonna do something today.

"'cause we're gonna do something today."

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I have a couple of doing caps in my wallet. That's what I call condoms.

"I have a couple of doing caps in my wallet. That's what I call condoms."

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Come on, Tom. Focus, please.

"Come on, Tom. Focus, please."

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How do we cut through the red tape

"How do we cut through the red tape"

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and how do we get this pit filled in? Ideas?

"and how do we get this pit filled in? Ideas?"

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We need to cut through the red tape and get the pit filled in.

"We need to cut through the red tape and get the pit filled in."

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This idea better be good.

"This idea better be good."

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to expedite the Architecture Review Board process.

"to expedite the Architecture Review Board process."

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Mark, buddy, you're not listening to me.

"Mark, buddy, you're not listening to me."

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Sure.

"Sure."

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Mark's gonna help me, so thanks for nothing, Jerry.

"Mark's gonna help me, so thanks for nothing, Jerry."

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Good job, Ann.

"Good job, Ann."

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So you really wanna get this pit filled in? Yes.

"So you really wanna get this pit filled in? Yes."

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And you'll do whatever it takes?

"And you'll do whatever it takes?"

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Mark, I am so sick of moving like a slug.

"Mark, I am so sick of moving like a slug."

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Or a slug driving a remote controlled car.

"Or a slug driving a remote controlled car."

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Something more plausible than that, but fast.

"Something more plausible than that, but fast."

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Would you break the rules?

"Would you break the rules?"

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I won't murder.

"I won't murder."

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That's good to know. But it's actually very simple.

"That's good to know. But it's actually very simple."

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Don't ask for permission, ask for forgiveness.

"Don't ask for permission, ask for forgiveness."

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but ask for forgiveness? Is it Ron? No, no.

"but ask for forgiveness? Is it Ron? No, no."

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You have to be bold.

"You have to be bold."

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Okay.

"Okay."

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Okay, look.

"Okay, look."

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Go rent a bulldozer and fill in the freaking pit.

"Go rent a bulldozer and fill in the freaking pit."

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Say you had a friend who wanted to do something good,

"Say you had a friend who wanted to do something good,"

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Of course, I'll do anything I can to help.

"Of course, I'll do anything I can to help."

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Let's do it.

"Let's do it."

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(LAUGHING) Okay.

"(LAUGHING) Okay."

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All I did was order a backhoe,

"All I did was order a backhoe,"

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and it came with a guy who runs it.

"and it came with a guy who runs it."

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And we're doing it without permission.

"And we're doing it without permission."

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We're giving ourselves permission.

"We're giving ourselves permission."

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Look, I had these hard hats made.

"Look, I had these hard hats made."

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Oh, my God, Ann, this is so cool.

"Oh, my God, Ann, this is so cool."

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Do you feel giddy? Yeah.

"Do you feel giddy? Yeah."

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We are about to fill this hole now, not with dirt,

"We are about to fill this hole now, not with dirt,"

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but with the courage of a thousand lions

"but with the courage of a thousand lions"

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who have fallen in this cursed hole.

"who have fallen in this cursed hole."

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Ugh! What the (BLEEP).

"Ugh! What the (BLEEP)."

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Andy?

"Andy?"

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Well, that beeping was sure annoying.

"Well, that beeping was sure annoying."

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Anything is a toy if you play with it.

"Anything is a toy if you play with it."

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Leslie was worried, too.

"Leslie was worried, too."

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We should've checked before to see if you were home.

"We should've checked before to see if you were home."

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Oh, no, I told you. I moved out of the pit.

"Oh, no, I told you. I moved out of the pit."

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Then I laid down on this really comfy tarp,

"Then I laid down on this really comfy tarp,"

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(WHOOSHING)

"(WHOOSHING)"

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Scooch up for one sec. (GRUNTS)

"Scooch up for one sec. (GRUNTS)"

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Ah!

"Ah!"

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That is perfect. It's like I'm lying in a cloud.

"That is perfect. It's like I'm lying in a cloud."

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(WHISPERING) Ann and Andy, just like old times.

"(WHISPERING) Ann and Andy, just like old times."

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I'm sorry about Andy, but I'm not sorry about what I did.

"I'm sorry about Andy, but I'm not sorry about what I did."

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