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Clips from Parks and Recreation - Kaboom (S02E02)

"My office! Now!"
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"You don't smoke."
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"Just asking if I can."
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"What the K-(BLEEP) were you thinking?"
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"I would prefer that she ask me for my permission"
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"so I can say no."
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"No problem."
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"No. Thank you."
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"No, no, no, no, no. What... What are you..."
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"What do you think is happening right now?"
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"A tragic accident reignited feelings you thought were long dead,"
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"Andy, we're not back together."
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"A job, a car, a steady income, an address,"
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"the ability to say "tampon" without giggling."
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"Mark has his life together."
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"But sometimes when you make an omelet, you got to break a few eggs."
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"Hi. Scott Braddock, City Attorney."
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"Hey, Scott. I didn't know that you were friends with Andy."
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"What I do know is that he could sue us at the drop of a hat."
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"I mean, right now, he's the most dangerous man in Pawnee."
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"Yes. Yeah. Well, you can relax."
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""We are so sorry, it's entirely our fault...""
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"No, no, no, no. You can't say any of that."
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"It admits liability. You can't say "I'm sorry," or "I apologize.""
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"That's insane. I have to apologize. Andy was a victim..."
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"Can't say "victim." ... of an extremely unfortunate situation."
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"Yeah, the pig's fine."
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"Hi, Andy. Hi, Leslie."
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"I got this for you. Hope you squeal better. Aw!"
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"(BOTH LAUGHING)"
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"(PIG SQUEALING)"
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"Mmm-hmm."
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"(MOUTHING)"
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"What?"
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"Uh..."
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"You were in a place."
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"We got to go. What?"
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"Wendell Adams. I'm Andrew's attorney."
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"Andy, no."
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"Andy, stop."
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"I've advised my client not to speak with you."
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"He's suing the City of Pawnee."
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"Andy, you're suing your hometown?"
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"Andy, no."
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"Don't look back."
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"(RINGING)"
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"Hello?"
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"Psych. Leave a message after the beep."
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"I think we should talk. Without lawyers present."
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"Is it because of your lawyer? It's because of your lawyer. (BEEPING)"
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"I don't know how to tell you this but your uncle has passed."
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"He's with Jesus now."
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"So we're having a memorial in 30 minutes at City Hall."
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"Hey! Free guitars at City Hall! Everybody run!"
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"(BEEPING)"
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"(MIMICKING RECORDED VOICE) Because of a local disaster,"
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"(SIGHING) I promise that Andy isn't suing just for the money."
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"You're dealing with a grown man who thinks like a gopher."
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"I think I could get him to drop the lawsuit."
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"(PHONE KEYS BEEPING)"
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"ANDY OVER PHONE: Ann, is that you? Hey."
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"Thank you so..."
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"(EXCLAIMING)"
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"Well, because of what you said."
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"We're getting back together. No, we're not."
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"You should've heard the super sexy stuff she was saying to me."
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"Big, naked baby. Put clothes on."
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"Has he showed up naked before?"
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"Oh, yeah. Anniversaries, birthdays, holidays. Good luck."
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"What did you mean when you said this was your only option?"
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"That doesn't sound like Ann."
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"but she said she likes Mark because he's a grown-up with a bank account."
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"Fine. I'll get a job."
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"Ann will respect that."
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"I know I just said that maybe shortcuts are bad,"
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"but I kind of just thought of an awesome shortcut."
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"Yeah, it's really terrific."
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"I have my conditions. No. Never."
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"All right. What's it gonna take?"
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"Is there a two?"
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"in the Indianapolis Colts, inside linebacker."
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"I think that Andy seems like he doesn't care so much about the second one,"
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"What do you say, Scott?"
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"Every time I walk past that pit,"
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"and wanna sue you again."
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"Is that Andy?"
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"Why?"
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"You always hated this pit!"
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"Goodbye, pit. Hello, lot."
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"LESLIE: How does taking risks make me feel?"
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"Amazing."
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"Tingling sensation throughout my whole body. I feel flushed."
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"My muscles are relaxed, yet I feel awake. Just waves of pleasure."
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"I wish there was something physical that could make me feel this way."
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"Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
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"Yeah."
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"Great."
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"Sorry, there's no listing for that name."
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"What? Are you sure?"
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""Kaboom" is a word I made up. It's not in any dictionary."
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"I trick people into building playgrounds"
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"It's an elaborate prank. For my next prank,"
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"I'm going to build a hospital in a poor part of China."
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"They'll never see it coming."
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"Go ahead."
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"Man Pillow, the pillow shaped like a man?"
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"Oh, God."
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"So, what does a Man Pillow look like?"
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"It's for my lower back."
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"My name is Keef, and I am your friend."
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"All right! Awesome!"
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"(ALL CHEERING)"
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""Oh, this is a problem" or you can kaboom,"
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"Come on, people! I see more ground than playground!"
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"Kaboom. Don't do that."
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"(GRUNTING)"
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"Whoa. Ann."
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"What are you doing here?"
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"The Red Cross has amazing cookies."
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"Go faster. Go faster. Go faster, Ron's the master."
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