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Clips from Fresh Off the Boat - Rent Day (S02E02)

"Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's for sure it."
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"What do you mean, you have no money?"
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"It's kind of a long story."
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"Come in, come in."
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"But I thought you were doctors."
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"Oh, no. God, no."
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"We were enrolled as guinea pigs in these drug trials,"
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"but then we got disqualified."
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"Yeah, when we said we were in medicine,"
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"I guess, technically, the medicine was in us."
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"So, I guess you didn't go to law school, either?"
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"It was so long and boring and expensive,"
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"which is why we're so deep in debt."
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"Honestly, we were surprised you rented the house to us,"
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"Fffft! Credit checks are fluff!"
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"This is my credit check... My gut."
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"Speaking of, the toilet's backed up."
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"You know what? Forget this."
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"Yes. These are them... Our perfect tenants."
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"Guess who spent her share on a fancy hat-of-the-month club."
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"It's nice to meet you."
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"Want to come in and play "Geese Lord"?"
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"_"
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"So, apparently, my dad"
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"has been sending letters to our old address,"
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"How do you miss someone who..."
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"Where's my watch?!"
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"I lost Dad's watch!"
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"I had taken it off to shower on Saturday."
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"One witness... Toy glowworm."
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"And then, I don't remember."
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"I don't know if I put it back on afterwards."
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"Maybe. I don't know!"
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"Client's memory unreliable."
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"I'll get the flower."
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"My leased Probe?"
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"Yes. Yes, it is."
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"all the way to N'awlins."
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"Oh. I can't."
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"Oh, no. Well, then, I'll come help."
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"I was gonna go anyway, because..."
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"Oh, perfect! I'll give it to them."
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"You know, that's why we're great partners..."
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"All right."
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"Oh!"
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"I was just trying to drive beers into the living room."
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"What's up?"
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"on pizza and video games and tiny cars,"
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"you have money for rent."
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"Move."
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"Yeah, I mean, we're not good with money,"
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"so this is actually really helpful."
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"And until you pay me what you owe me,"
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"you're the handyman."
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"Fix the toilet yourself."
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"Add value."
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"Maybe a blueberry patch."
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"- Yeah. - Mm-hmm."
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"Sorry, G-Dubs. We're almost done."
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"Boys, I need your help."
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"I lost Eddie's watch."
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"Twist."
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"I walked past Eddie's room"
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"So I took it to teach him a lesson."
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"And then I lost it."
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"Possible irony."
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"Dad, Eddie took off the watch"
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"because it was his shower day."
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"His shower day is on Sunday."
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"Gladiators, ready!"
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"Oh, no. He just took it off to shower."
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"I need you to find that watch before the end of the week."
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"And whatever you do, don't tell Eddie."
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"Permission to extend bedtime so we can solve the case?"
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"Crime doesn't sleep, and neither should you."
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"Oh."
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"so we got some chickens,"
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"What are you..."
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"Zero? No kidding."
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"We had to pay for the chickens"
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"and the food and the vet bills..."
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"We got them microchipped..."
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"Oh, we're not leaving."
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"Mnh. Since you made us study for the bar,"
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"we remembered that we have these things called rights."
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"If you did, we could have you arrested."
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"These are for you."
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"Ohh! They're warm!"
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"I don't want your warm, homemade butt eggs!"
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"- You're gonna love them. - Yeah."
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"Pull over!"
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"I know I was speeding, but my sister..."
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"Officer Bryson, I need your help."
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"I've got deadbeat law students in my house."
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"I rented the investment property to them,"
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"Oh, so you've got squatters."
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"Unfortunately, I can't help you."
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"You can't just turn them out."
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"So they can just stay in my house,"
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"and I can't do anything about it?"
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"So, can I go?"
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"Good news, Dad. We heard back from Casio."
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"Turns out, the watch was manufactured in 1985."
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"What are you doing here?"
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"Oh, well, I also... came to ruffle."
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"Yeah, see you around."
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"You're sure you want me to shut the power off?"
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"I tried to teach them. They refused to learn."
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"Shut it down."
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"She's formulating a plan of attack."
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"And who needs water when we have margaritas?"
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"No ice, so they're room-temp, just like in Mexico."
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"Mexico's nailing it."
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"Man taught you to hate each other, but you said no."
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"Yeah. I want that."
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"Well, Dad, It's the end of the week,"
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"and I still have your watch, like I said I would."
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"Well, look at that! Impressive."
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"I never should have doubted you, Eddie."
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"We solved it! We found the missing watch!"
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