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Clips from Fresh Off the Boat - Rent Day (S02E02)

"Wait."
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"then... whose watch is this?"
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"It's a new one. I bought it."
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"and I thought you were being careless,"
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"so I took it to teach you a lesson."
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"That's my robot bird."
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"It isn't either of these watches."
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"_"
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"Why are you messing with me?"
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"Mm."
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"and this is the watch you bought to replace it,"
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"We'd solved every case,"
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"and we didn't want to ruin our perfect record."
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"was the truth."
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"I'm too young for this crap."
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"I thought you said that..."
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"So, those checks you wrote us came out of your own account?"
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"Yes."
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"I'm surprised you were able to cash them."
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"Because I'm supposed to be a visionary."
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"I'm supposed to be Oprah."
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"You invested your money in that house because of me,"
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"I convinced you to trust me,"
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"and I failed."
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"from a local news station in Baltimore."
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"Did she let that stop her?"
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"Did she give up?"
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"Did she take her lapel Mic and go home?"
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"She didn't."
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"And neither will you."
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"The next one will."
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"you'll have a horse farm and your own book club."
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"Thank you, Honey."
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"Now I know Oprah can be Oprah because she has Gayle."
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"Sure."
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"Maybe."
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"we made a little less from the sale than expected,"
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"but at least the squatters are now the new owner's problem."
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"Here. Take your share."
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"Jessica, I don't know."
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"Oh, okay. That's fair."
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"Here. Take your checks."
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"Condominiums."
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"Well, now we have to do it."
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"_"
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"- Get out of my house! - All right!"
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"Jessica, we've been trying to sell this house for months."
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"All you have to do is sit back"
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"Oh, I love doing crosswords with you."
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"This was a tough case."
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"Couch cushions, the magazine holder in the bathroom,"
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"We do it for justice."
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"I knew you'd feel me, Dad."
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"Oh."
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"I served three tours in the Navy,"
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"I'm like, "You're late.""
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"I know if I buy you that watch,"
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"What?"
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"I don't understand."
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"It feels like it was just yesterday."
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"Here... you..."
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"That's probably because there's no money in our account."
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"We're having cash-flow problems."
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"Didn't mean to interrupt,"
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"You know what? We would love to, but we just can't."
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"We're very, very busy."
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"but, honestly, he's been gone from my life for so long now,"
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"We took your advice about making our own food to save money,"
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"Hey!"
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"The law is very much on their side."
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"These people are not my mother-in-law."
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"Oh, nothing. Just, uh, coming in to..."
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"ruffle the hair of my boys."
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"All right, then. Uh, yeah. I'll see you later, then."
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"Oh!"
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"Should we have a kid?"
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"I signed them "Montana Moorehead.""
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"Did you know Oprah got fired?"
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"I just feel lucky not to have lost money."
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"Or... reinvest it."
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"What does Florida have more of than any other state?"
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"Fuddruckers."
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"Well, this house is such a hospitable environment,"
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"Oh. Oh, no. I'm not gonna live here."
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"Why buy a sickly cow and fatten it up"
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"Another cased solved by The Huang Boys..."
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"Hope that's okay."
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"I know it's confusing."
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"You two are hopeless!"
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"Okay, so, I know"
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"Please, have a seat."
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"Thank God! The Huang Boys did it!"
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"Could you just back up an inch?"
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"Is this Mrs. Huang?"
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"It's not Marvin's money. It's my money."
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"Here."
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"She's got the scent. Send her in."
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"So what?"
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"Possible victim of amnesia."
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"Nonsmokers?"
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"_"
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"Oh, is that..."
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"Come on, come on. Write our checks."
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"but we just wanted to stop by and meet the new tenants."
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"Now sic this stray cat on the chickens."
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"No. That's right."
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"for 300 years."
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"If we wanted, we could probably make it"
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"_"
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"Out! Get out!"
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"No."
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"Yes."
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"Knock, knock!"
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"_"
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"Watch out for her light. It's a little fickle."
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"- No hard feelings. - Uh..."
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"_"
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"I'm gonna rent it out."
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"Aaaaaaaah!"
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"Turns out there's a little plumbing issue."
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