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Clips from Fresh Off the Boat - Rent Day (S02E02)

"I don't understand why you didn't just tell us the truth."
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"and it's been nothing but problems."
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"What?"
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"Early in her career,"
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"So, this first investment property didn't work out."
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"The important thing is that you keep going,"
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"and before you know it,"
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"Or... reinvest it."
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"Alligators?"
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"Or, as I like to call them, condo-money-ums."
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"Big windows, lots of light, finished basement."
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"Tough time to sell."
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"Is that why you reduced the price several times?"
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"You're really getting a steal."
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"Oh, I saw the patchwork in the basement."
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"You have termite trouble?"
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"Termites?"
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"So, what do you say?"
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"You know, you've done a good job renovating,"
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"- I'll take it. - Oh!"
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"Ooh, yeah!"
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"You and your family will be very, very happy here."
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"Bye-bye."
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"S02E21 Rent Day"
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"black mold, termites."
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"And after all that, we're only gonna break even."
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"We're supposed to make money on this house."
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"And if we rent it out, we will."
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""We" rent it out?"
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"and then sell it for beans?"
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"No."
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"You milk that cow every month..."
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"But we don't know anything about being landlords."
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"You have to find tenants, hire a real-estate attorney,"
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"contracts, credit checks, handyman..."
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"Eh, that's all fluff."
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"We just need to find the right tenants."
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"and let the rent checks roll in."
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"Such a great way for us to spend time together."
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"Oh, thank God. These are so boring."
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"Where was it?"
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"Some remotes don't want to be found."
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"First, we had to rule out the obvious suspects..."
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"I believe you do go in the pantry..."
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"To cry after you watch a certain movie called "Babe.""
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"That'll do.""
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"Well you found the remote."
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"Here's a little something for your trouble."
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"But w-we'll take the money, though."
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"Tell your friends."
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"Yo, Dad, since you're handing out free money,"
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"this is the Ironman watch, and I need it on my body."
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"It has a lap timer, a stainlesssteel case back,"
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"and it's water-resistant up to 100 meters."
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"So you're a watch guy, like your old man."
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"I remember my first..."
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"Gold Casio, mini calculator, programmable alarm."
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"Oh, wait. You can see it."
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"Because it's right here."
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"That's the gentle tweeting of a punctual robot bird."
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"So, want to give me cash or..."
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"Because I'm a family man, and my kids come first."
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"I work for a nonprofit."
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"and I'm now teaching..."
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"I'm Jordan. This is my wife, Raquel."
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"and included our college transcripts and LSAT scores."
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"LSATs? So you're lawyers?"
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"Well, we're not in law anymore."
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"We're in medicine now. It's just much more lucrative."
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"Um, okay. No pets?"
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"No weekend jazz bands?"
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"A little too perfect."
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"Sweetie..."
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"We never want to have kids."
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"on our conversation yesterday."
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"You're very close to me right now."
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"While I explained the benefits of watch ownership,"
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"that not having a watch is ruining my life."
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"When we're ordering pizza,"
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"I have no idea if it takes 30 minutes or less."
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"The guy's like, "Where's your proof?""
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"And I'm like, "Right here."
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"Eddie, don't make everything about pizza."
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"This is about responsibility."
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"you'll wear it for one day, then toss it aside."
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"I promise I won't."
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"I'll tell you what..."
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"If you can take care of my watch for one week"
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"and prove to me that you're responsible,"
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"Yes! Deal!"
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"Now, let me just give you a quick lay of the land."
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"The 7 button on the calculator is broken,"
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"Or 2 and 5. However you want to do it."
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"Or 8 minus 1. Whatever. User's choice."
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"You get a Chipwich, and you get a Chipwich!"
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"Do you know why it is raining Chipwiches?"
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"You did?"
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"Just deposited their check in my account."
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"I'll write you both checks for your share!"
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"This is my money that I earned."
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"I got Honey money."
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"and convinced you both to rent it out,"
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"because I'm a visionary."
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"Gayles."
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"Huang residence."
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"that the check you just deposited bounced."
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"The word "bounce" seems so positive..."
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"Like Tigger."
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"I don't understand"
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"how my ear appointment can be approaching."
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"Yes."
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"Go."
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"_"
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"- Hi, Jessica. - Hey."
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"and they said that your check bounced."
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