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Clips from Road Trip (2000)

"We've been on this road for over an hour."
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"Maybe we should turn around and go back to the interstate."
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"- We're not going back. - We're not going back. Have some faith."
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"It's supposed to be a challenge. That's why they call it a shortcut."
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"If it was easy, it would just be the way."
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"Damn it!"
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"Make it? You mean jump it?"
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"Absolutely not. No way. We're going back."
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"This incline here is 30 degrees roughly, right?"
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"The factory weight of the car is 1,600 pounds."
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"Add our weight plus cargo, we're talking 2, 100 hundred pounds."
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"our trajectory will clear 10 feet. Easy."
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"No way. Absolutely not."
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"We're going back."
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"This is impossible."
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"I'm driving."
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"I don't think you guys heard me."
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"This is my car and we're not going to be jumping over any rivers."
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"It's 10 feet."
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"Bob Hope could jump this in a golf cart."
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"Well,"
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"better make it 75."
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"- Let's do it. - Trust me, Kyle. It's science."
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"No, you guys."
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"Kyle, in the car. Come on."
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"You know we need to hit 60, right?"
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"Thank you! Yes!"
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"Oh, my God."
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"My father is going to kill me when he finds out about this."
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"I only said we'd make it across."
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"I never said anything about the wheels staying on."
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"What the hell are we going to do now?"
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"I'm totally screwed!"
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"I don't have time to be walking through the woods right now!"
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"We're going to call a tow truck. We'll have the axles fixed."
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"It'll be fine. It's just the wheels."
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"The minute I think I feel something for someone,"
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"Thank you."
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"Something about Josh. He's just different."
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"I mean, I feel like we had a connection."
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"You shouldn't."
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"Honey, the last time I trusted a man was back in 1985,"
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"and he took off with my sister and my van."
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"That was before they started making that minivan crap."
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"So there's no hope, huh?"
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"Oh, there's hope, but it comes with batteries."
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"You can keep that."
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"Listen, guys."
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"We're going to have to be more careful."
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"Something tells me the people of Earth are going to need me."
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"Before we do that, we must figure out how to get back on the road."
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"We shouldn't be going to sleep right now."
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"And let's just lay in the indication here and there"
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"But you don't want a whole bunch of color there,"
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"just where you think you'll be happy with shadow."
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"I'm sorry, do you need to get that?"
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"Do you need something?"
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"Yeah."
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"This is sort of an unusual question,"
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"but do you have any marijuana I could buy from you?"
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"Am I a drug dealer?"
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"No. I am not. Thank you for asking, though."
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"No? Okay, that's okay. Thanks."
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"Is there anything else I can help you with?"
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"Or maybe we can off someone for you. How's that sound?"
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"Why don't we start small."
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"Would you like a fresh towel?"
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"Maybe you could roll that up and smoke it."
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"Dick."
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"By the way, Cheech."
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"That credit card you guys gave me last night was maxed out,"
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"Mr. Earl Edwards? I'm sorry, sir. This card's over its limit."
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"Well, that's not true. You just run along"
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"and put it through your little machine again."
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"I ran it through three times, sir. It keeps telling me you're over your limit."
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"You have another card, I'd be happy..."
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"Now you go fix that little toy back there,"
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"and you charge this frigging meal to that frigging card."
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"We've been coming here for 20 years!"
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"You don't seem to understand me."
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"When Josh finds out about this, he's going to freak."
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"You can't rent a car without a credit card. You just can't."
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"So what are we going to do?"
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"Tell you what. Stay here."
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"Take him out for breakfast or something."
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"and he's missing."
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"Mother of God."
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"Good morning."
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"Hi, how can I help you?"
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"I was sent over here to check out bus 111"
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"You seem to be having problems with the..."
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"Rotator splint."
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"Engines have rotator splints?"
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"Yeah."
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"She runs good now, but not for long."
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"Let's see."
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"Jared's still in Aliquippa. I take it he called you from there."
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"Five days. Well, I think we can work that out."
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"Could you please not feed my dog?"
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"- I didn't. - You did so."
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"They're specially trained. So please leave him alone."
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"Don't roll your eyes at me."
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"Bacon. Good for you."
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"Excuse me."
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"This has powdered sugar on it, and I ordered no sugar."
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"Oh, I'm sorry. Look at that."
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"You're absolutely right. I'll tell you what."
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"Let me take this back and bring you out a new piece."
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"Okay, everybody good?"
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"Where are my books and possessions? Because I can't..."
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"That's hilarious."
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"- Let me warm that up for you. - Thank you."
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"Excuse me."
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"- Your French toast'll be up in a minute. - Okay, thank you."
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"Okay, great."
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"French toast, no sugar. All right?"
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"- Sorry about that. - Oh, no problem. Thank you."
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"I stole it from a blind chick."
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"Can we please stop soon? I need to use the bathroom."
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"You know, actually, I don't have to go yet,"
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