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Clips from The League (2009) - The Bounce Test (S01E01)

"That's right. You were not at couples' dinner last night."
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"Jenny proclaimed, for all the world to hear..."
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"Now, I, being the curious-natured soul that I am, posited..."
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"...was it actual confidence in her pussy, or does she have vaginal hubris?"
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"It is not vaginal hubris."
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"- Special sex! - Special sex!"
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"Are there unicorns snowing teardrops of Elton John songs?"
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"- Wow. - These are twist-offs?"
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"Honestly..."
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"- Hey, honey. - Hi, sweetheart."
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"How was your day?"
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"Tough and getting tougher."
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"These things are getting so big from breastfeeding."
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"- Uh-huh. - You know?"
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"- I do. - But I gotta work out."
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"We gotta work out. You are a hot mama."
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"At the gym, they're just bouncing around. I just have to order this new sports bra."
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"- I think it's gonna relieve me. - Yeah?"
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"Yeah."
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"What is that?"
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"This is the Bounce Test video, and it shows how much support..."
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"...a sports bra gives you. Isn't it genius?"
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"You see? Don't I need it?"
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"- I mean it's a smart purchase. - It's a great purchase."
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"Hey, babe, did you print that recipe?"
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"Okay."
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"Hmm. Hello, message board."
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"What are you guys talking about?"
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"Pete, I thought your life decisions were gonna prevent me from ejaculating again..."
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"...but I have found a porn loophole."
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"...and the woman has no head, and there's Enya playing in the background."
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"- Oh, gross. - But we've..."
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"What is that?"
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"Her peach Her bearded ham is well groomed"
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"Thinks that she's the real deal All other pussies are cartoons"
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"Her vagina is a church And her slit is the steeple"
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"Her vulva's one of Barbara Walters' Most fascinating people"
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"She's got vaginal hubris Vaginal hubris"
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"Vaginal hubris, vaginal hubris"
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"Her pussy confidence is unbreakable Like Bruce Willis"
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"When I say "vaginal hubris" You yell "Jenny!""
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"God. Oh, Kevin!"
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"- Vaginal hubris - Jenny"
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"The story's hard to follow."
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"I'm learning some good moves here. It's called the kidney shifter."
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"Why are your friends talking about my vagina on the message boards?"
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"- Why are you looking? - Why am I looking...?"
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"You don't wanna know."
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"You're defending me?"
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"If you're defending me, sweetheart, take them down."
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"- I can't take them down. - You're the commissioner."
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"No, you don't take things down."
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"Okay, so you would rather..."
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"...I be upset at you than your friends be upset at you?"
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"- No. - No."
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"- I don't understand. - It's not a question..."
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"- Why do we have to fight? - Take it down."
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"Did you like that thing we did last night?"
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"- Yes, I did. - Yeah? Good."
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"- Yes, I did. - Yeah? Good."
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"It's the last you're gonna get. You, my friend, are on a sexual freeze."
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"- That's it. - What am I supposed to do?"
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"Keep working out. Stay through the money shot."
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"You could stand to lose a few pounds."
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"Got your e-mail."
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"Thank you for coming."
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"I would just like to say..."
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"...that I don't know what you think you heard..."
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"...about what I was doing on the Internet."
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"But I was on the Internet supporting my wife..."
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"...as she goes through a difficult time with her body."
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"Her breasts are swollen in a way that is uncomfortable for her."
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"No, Ruxin, I can't."
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"I am done hearing about her breasts. I am done hearing you talk about my vagina."
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"- I never talk about your dick. - Well, can I just say..."
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"...if you wanted to talk about my dick, you should feel free to."
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"- I don't mind, okay? - No."
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"Okay, I'm gonna take the wall down for a second here."
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"- I'm gonna be honest with you. - Okay."
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"I'm a new father. And that is scary."
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"- Because of work, the pressures I feel... - Oh, my God."
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"Ruxin, you are so full of shit. You found a porn loophole."
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"All right. What do you want?"
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"What is it gonna take for you to not talk to Sofia about this?"
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"What do I want?"
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"I want Peyton Manning."
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"We'll throw in Torry Holt."
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"You run your husband's team."
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"- I didn't say that. - The stories are true."
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"You are not gonna tell anyone about this meeting."
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"...little perv who jerks off to Bounce Tests."
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"- Deal. - Deal?"
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"- Deal. - Shake on it?"
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"Good man, Ruxin."
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"- We're done here. - Yes, we are."
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"Oh, by the way, you know that move that Kev was telling you about?"
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"- Mm-hm. - Sofia told me about that one."
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"You gotta be fucking kidding me."
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"Hey, what's up? I got a reservation for three, for Nozic."
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"Nope."
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"What do you mean nope? You didn't even look at the list."
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"- Nope. - Fine."
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"- lf it's gonna be like that? - Andre, Andre, I got this."
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"I got this, I got this."
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"Hey, man, you know Tiffany?"
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"- No! Eskimo brothers? - Yeah, Eskimo brother."
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"- Oh, touchy subject. - Heh-heh-heh."
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"Do you think single life is gonna be easier?"
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"Everybody fights. We fight like cats and dogs but..."
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"So you're gonna look me in the eye and tell me that girls at a bar like magic?"
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"You guys are weird."
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"Wow, you have crunched the numbers on this, my friend."
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"Oh, speaking of Jenny, how is she feeling today?"
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"I need to know because I help you out with your team."
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"- Yay! - Is it real?"
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"Oh, God."
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"I can't talk to her. We have nothing in common."
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"...that she has great confidence in her pussy."
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"An excellent question."
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"Mm-mm. We're not having this conversation."
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