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Clips from BoJack Horseman - Out to Sea (S02E02)

"♪ Another day ♪"
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"♪Oh, what a wonder ♪"
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"♪ It's a Monday ♪"
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"♪ I want to grow Tomatoes on the front steps ♪"
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"♪ I'm having trouble breathing in ♪"
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"♪ I'm having trouble breathing in ♪"
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"Boxer versus raptor. Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na."
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"It's the morning and somebody loves you."
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"-Oh, my God. He's here. -There he is."
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"Idea for a new Pixar movie: what are pizza boxes thinking about?"
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"-Transcontinental Railroad? -That is correct."
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"-Barry Bostwick. -Raspberry?"
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"I'm so sorry, the correct answer, of course, was Barry Bostwick."
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"Diane, if you're watching this, I love you and I know you're doing great things."
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"Erica, where did that tooth come from? All right, let's keep this party going."
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"One click and everything could just go back to the way it was."
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"-Hey. -[BoJack] Hey."
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"[snoring, then grunts]"
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"I've been trying to get in touch with you for two months."
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"Ow. Okay. I'm awake, I'm awake."
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"If the studio wants to sue me, tell them to take my house. I belong to the sea now."
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"-Are you drunk? -Only on adventure. And gin."
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"And vodka. And gin."
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"They're not gonna sue you. They finished the movie."
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"That's not why I'm here. I thought you were in Cordovia."
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"You've been here this whole time?"
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"Get dressed. We're going to the orphanage."
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"[grunts] What orphanage?"
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"-with your Horsin' Around residuals? -I do... not remember that."
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"You said, "Give it to an orphanage or something.""
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"Or is it pronounced "gyro?" I just call them subs."
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"Anyway, enjoy the sandwich, you're a great man."
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"Welcome to The BoJack Horseman Orphanage."
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"A, because I am not a great man and B, because that is a really stupid name."
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"-The name was Molly's idea. -Stop pissing off the orphans."
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"A lot of them grow up to be serial killers."
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"♪ BoJack's a very kind fellow BoJack's a very kind fellow ♪"
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"♪ BoJack's a very kind fellow ♪"
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"Thank you for that lovely song. But I'm not a good person."
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"This is the only good thing I've ever done and I did it by accident."
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"I don't have to tell you how hard life is. You're the ones with the dead parents."
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"-My parents are dead? -No. No. Not necessarily."
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"Maybe they just didn't want you."
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"It's amazing to me that people wake up every morning"
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"So you see, Todd, the nimble improviser must navigate the most sensitive of areas."
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"-And I'm not just talking about the butt. -Ha."
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"Copernicus, how do you always come up with these amazing butt jokes?"
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"When you're a Level Nine, as I am, you don't come up with butt jokes."
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"Listen, I need to "shove off," as we sailors say,"
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"on my comedy cruise line, the Giggleship. I shan't be returning."
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"-Shan't you? -I shannot."
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"and I don't mean that kind of number two."
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"If it isn't the furshlugginer putz who cost me 50 grand."
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"I'm sorry I bailed in the middle of production. If there's anything I can do."
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"-We fixed the whole thing in post. -Really?"
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"Something happened to you, so these nerds finished the movie."
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"Look what Computer BoJack can do."
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"-Help you out of that tree, ma'am? -Look at him save that cat."
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"Now there's a protagonist we can root for."
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"-You did all that in the computer? -Not just that."
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"-and replacing you in every scene. -I'm not in the movie at all?"
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"When people see what you do in this movie,"
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"they are gonna storm Daniel Day-Lewis's house,"
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"schlep him out into the street, shoot him in the head."
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"That's how good your performance is."
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"It's gonna make Daniel Day-Lewis look like shit."
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"Are you Jewish? Because I feel some of these you're just making up."
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"We got a screening this weekend."
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"Come see the movie, we'll schmooze, we'll kibitz,"
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"schlemiel, schlimazel, Hasenpfeffer Incorporated."
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"If we hire someone to micromanage our clients' online personas"
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"and new media outreach, they'll seem more grounded down to earth."
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"Smiling poop emoji, I love everything about that."
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"-Just in case we have some late nights. -[laughs] Mr. Rabitowitz."
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"Ugh, can we just freeze in this moment for a second?"
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"I just wanna remember this instant where for once in my life,"
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"there's a real ish with the restaurant."
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"-This is the wife you're divorcing, right? -You know how it is."
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"You say you want a divorce and she says, "No, we can make this work.""
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"in the first place and then, blah, blah, it's a whole thing."
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"-We're about to start a company together. -None of that has to change."
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"Ugh. It's hard to explain to someone who's never been married."
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"-Listen, this is-- -Oh!"
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"Ha, ha. Okay, keep the engine running, I'll be back in a-- Oh."
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"-Hey. -Hey."
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"Um, I'm just here to pick up some stuff. I'm going away for a while."
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"-Oh, where? -The Giggleship."
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"It's the comedy cruise line People magazine"
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"-It was two months ago. You missed it. -Sorry."
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"-No, you're not. -Well..."
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"I don't know why everyone keeps asking if I remember things. I don't."
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"I was so happy to have a place to stay that I made pancakes."
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"And you kept eating them so I kept making them."
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"and also full from the pancakes so instead... you took a nap."
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"-Now get out of my house." -I don't remember any of that."
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"Well, anyway, I'm finally moving out, just like you wanted."
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"Good. Honestly, you'll probably be better off without me."
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"-Did we? -Right. Well, um, take care."
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"Hey, Todd?"
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"I want you to come onboard and write celebrity tweets."
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"It's the same as writing a book, they're just a lot shorter"
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"and more people read them."
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"All right, but why are you helping me?"
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"Because my life is a mess right now and I compulsively take care of other people"
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"when I don't know how to take care of myself."
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"Oh. I was hoping it was because you believed in me."
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"I don't."
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"For us, it's a place to realize our higher selves. For the paying public,"
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"it's a place to watch improv and drink watered-down margaritas for 8.99."
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"Wow, we must all make a lot of money."
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"-Which in a way is even better than money. -Say what?"
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"And you can use improv to make this room anything you want it to be."
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"My cabin is exactly like yours, but when I use my imagination,"
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"it becomes a rich stateroom with a treasure chest full of booty."
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"I like a big booty, if you know what I mean. And I don't mean a butt."
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"[laughing]"
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"-Oh, I am ready. -Great."
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"Now let's get out there and tell all those garbage rat bastard sons of bastards"
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"-[crying] -Guys, we have an announcement."
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"-What's going on? -Mr. Witherspoon's in the hospital."
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