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Clips from BoJack Horseman - Out to Sea (S02E02)

"-Uh... Oh. -My big, hairy..."
BoJack Horseman
"Well, we burned that bridge."
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"[both laughing]"
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"Hey, Bryan. What's going on here?"
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"-He refused to scrub the floors. -Oh, Bryan."
BoJack Horseman
"Huh."
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"One Hundred and One Butt Jokes?"
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"Normally, I'd make a perfectly timed butt joke here,"
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"to the Yes And room."
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"-No. -Hey, what are you doing?"
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"No. Shame on all of you! Just wait till you see my Trip Advisor review."
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"I don't want to do that anymore."
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"Carolyn, you're a single woman in your 40s."
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"-Can you really afford to be picky? -What?"
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"I'm just saying, what, you think you're gonna find some perfect unattached guy"
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"who's gonna love you like I do?"
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"Who's gonna make you laugh and feel good about yourself?"
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"If you're holding out for something better,"
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"well, I hate to break it to you, but you're gonna be alone for a long time."
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"I'm not afraid of being alone."
BoJack Horseman
"And you might wanna find someplace else to work"
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"-because you're not coming with me. -Wait, wait, wait, what?"
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"It's my company. My name is on all the paperwork."
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"I think I can do it without you. Good luck."
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"[BoJack voice-over] And as I held that baby in my arms,"
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"A chance to finally make things right. And this time, I was gonna win..."
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"-You know Ana Spanikopita? -Hello."
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"-Aah! -They call her the Oscar whisperer."
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"I meant you are going to be a big fan of me"
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"-You better start writing your speech. -I don't have to thank my parents, do I?"
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"-Uh... -We gotta get you on a talk show."
BoJack Horseman
"You have any weird history with Kelly Ripa I should know about?"
BoJack Horseman
"He's right. Our research shows America likes to think they know you,"
BoJack Horseman
"and then they like learning more about you, but at a certain point"
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"-No, no, no. Not nobody. No. -No."
BoJack Horseman
"Sextina, hi. Thanks for meeting me here. I'm really excited to be working with you."
BoJack Horseman
"Listen, chitch, if you're going to tweet for Sextina Aquafina,"
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"you need to capture the essence of my personal brand, okay?"
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"All upper caps, no punctuation, lots of cryptic bullshit about the Illuminati"
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"-Can you spell that last one? -No."
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"I gotta go get my blowhole bleached."
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"This is one ringtone told over the course of several rings."
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"And the story it's telling you is to answer your phone."
BoJack Horseman
"So... How's Cordovia?"
BoJack Horseman
"-The batteries in the remote died. -Did you check the junk drawer?"
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"-No, don't do that. -Well, I'm out of options."
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"I know you're doing important work and it's a long way to travel,"
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"but I need you here and I think you should come home."
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"and it says if I leave immediately, I can still make it home tonight."
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"-That sounds great. -I love you."
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"[chuckles] I guess I just have one of those faces."
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"I heard movie theater."
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"I'm Abe Lincoln and I'm gonna wear my giant hat to the movies."
BoJack Horseman
"Who's this sitting behind me? John Wilkes Booth. Uh-oh."
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"-Todd, it's me, BoJack. -BoJack?"
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"You're 24, you live on my couch and you've always seen the good in me somehow."
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"that you belong here, but you don't. You belong back home."
BoJack Horseman
"Huh."
BoJack Horseman
"-You've seen too much. -What the hell are you gonna do about it?"
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"-Don't do anything crazy, guys. -You can't be serious."
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"Now feel the wrath of my flamethrower."
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"Now we finish this with our strangle machine."
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"There is literally nothing happening to you."
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"So stupid. Fine. I guess I have a guard killing machine?"
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"Well, they're improvised, but they're real to me."
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"-Can this be the end? -This whole ship is full of idiots."
BoJack Horseman
"Sorry, improv is fun and great and everything,"
BoJack Horseman
"but you guys are really into improv. I'm gonna go with my friend."
BoJack Horseman
"Your friend? I didn't realize this man was your friend."
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"Well, then, by all means, go with him, Todd."
BoJack Horseman
"But, see, I thought this was the man who sabotaged your rock opera."
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"I invited him to."
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"-Is it? We're your friends, Todd. -More than that, we're a family."
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"-I, uh... -Hash browns."
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"That made you throw up in the pool. Then I got mad at you for throwing up in my pool."
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"No. You didn't. I had to call the pool cleaner."
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"-Ha, ha. -And you said,"
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"I don't have anywhere else to go." And I remember when you said that,"
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""I don't have anywhere else to go," because I felt good about myself."
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"And I don't feel that way a lot."
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"Letting you stay with me was the best thing I ever did on purpose."
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"-Hello? Prince? -Listen, bozo, I keep getting calls"
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"-She says you know her, Jill Pill? -Jill Pill?"
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"Ring any bells? Apparently, she worked on your TV show."
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"I'm moving into the new office and I got Herb's ashes here."
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"-Do you want it? -Yeah."
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"Why did I take you with me?"
BoJack Horseman
"Mostly as a delivery apparatus for hackneyed punchlines"
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"and mawkish sentimentality, but still."
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"-Hey, who's Jerb? -What?"
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"Your e-mail said "Jerb." I forwarded it to the plaque guy."
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"-Is it not--? -No, obviously that was a typo."
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"Why would I want to dedicate the orphanage to the memory of Jerb Kazzaz?"
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"-And on the t-shirts. -Jerb's kids?"
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"No, there's no Jerb. It's Herb."
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"T-shirt's say Jerb so I'm going by the t-shirts."
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"You read my mind."
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"[panting]"
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"[groaning]"
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"Ow. Crap. I hate this. Running is terrible."
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"Oh, my God. Oh, my God."
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"That's the hard part. But it does get easier."
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"♪ Oh, what a waste ♪"
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"♪ It's so mundane ♪"
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"♪ What exciting things Will happen today? ♪"
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"♪ Sunflowers, bean sprouts Sweet corn and radishes ♪"
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"-Hey, is everyone having a good time? Ha! -Three months. A year. A life."
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"[♪♪]"
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"That's right, a hero."
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"and say, "Yeah, another day, let's do it." How do people do it?"
BoJack Horseman
"What, number two, how do you do that?"
BoJack Horseman
"Please don't call us nerds, sir."
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"You tried to chase me around the pool, but you were too hungover"
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"-Copernicus is a fraud! -A fraud? Me? Ow."
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"-Oh! -Guards, take this subversive"
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"This cruise is getting three stars."
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"This is it, Carolyn, this is what you get."
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"the race of life."
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"But it wasn't Secretariat. And it wasn't me. It was a computer."
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"-So brave. -Thank you."
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