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Clips from Army of Darkness (1992)

"My name is Ash, and I am a sIave."
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"CIose as I can figure it, the year is 1 300 AD,"
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"and I'm being dragged to my death."
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"It wasn't aIways Iike this."
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"I had a reaI Iife once."
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"Ajob."
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"(PA) Ash to price check four."
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"Um, hardware. Aisle 1 2."
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"Shop smart, shop S-Mart."
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"I had a wonderfuI girIfriend - Linda."
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"Together we drove to a smaII cabin in the mountains."
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"to transIate and study his Iatest find.:"
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"''Necronomicon ex Mortis'',"
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"''The Book of the Dead''."
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"this ancient Sumerian text contained bizarre buriaI rites,"
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"It was never meant for the worId of the Iiving."
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"The book awoke something dark in the woods."
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"It took Linda."
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"And then it came for me."
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"But that didn't stop it. It came back."
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"Big time."
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"My God! How do you stop it?!"
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"l don't know how l got here, and... l'm not lookin' for any trouble."
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"(soIdier) What a piece of armour this is!"
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"My lord, l believe he is the one written of in the Necronomicon."
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"He who is prophesied to fall from the heavens"
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"and deliver us from the terrors of the Deadites."
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"(guard) Kneel, rapscallion!"
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"l say to the pit with him!"
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"Thou shalt soon learn the horrors of the pit."
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"- To the pit! - You miserable bastard!"
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"Get off of me!"
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"Move along. Come on now."
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"Come on, pick it up. Have a taste of this."
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"(soIdier) Lord Arthur approaches. Raise the portcullis!"
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"Lord Arthur, where is my brother? Did he not ride with you?"
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"A black murderer!"
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"My brother's death shall be avenged!"
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"(soIdier) Company, halt!"
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"(man) Get that yoke off him."
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"(man) You, sir, are not one of my vassals."
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"Who wants to know?"
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"l am Henry the Red,"
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"Duke of Shale, lord of the Northlands and leader of its peoples."
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"Well, hello, Mr Fancy Pants. l got news for you, pal."
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"You ain't leadin' but two things right now - jack and shit. And jack left town."
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"- (guard) Shut your bleedin' hole! - (heraId) Noble gentlemen, Lord Arthur!"
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"There is an evil awakened in this land."
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"And while my people fight for their very souls against it,"
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"you, Henry the Red, wage war on us."
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"Charlatan!"
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"lt was you who first turned your swords on us,"
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"Your people are no better than the foul corruption"
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"lnto the pit with those bloodthirsty sons of whores!"
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"(distant scream)"
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"(guard) He's escaping!"
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"Hold him!"
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"(viIIager) He trembles!"
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"- They don't look so clever now. - He's frightened!"
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"Whoa, whoa."
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"Wait a minute. You gotta understand, man."
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"l never even saw these assholes before."
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"(crowd shouts abuse)"
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"(man) What are you waiting for?"
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"Henry, you gotta tell him you don't know me."
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"We never met. Tell him!"
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"l do not think he'll listen, lad."
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"(sIurred) l'm tellin' you, you got the wrong guy."
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"Don't you like the pit? lsn't the pit wonderful?"
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"Why, you..."
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"Hey, if he says spikes, give him spikes."
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"Make way."
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"Strange one."
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"Strange one!"
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"Yes!"
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"You know, your shoelace is untied."
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"All right."
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"Who wants some?"
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"Who's next?"
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"Huh? How about it?"
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"Who wants some? Huh?"
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"Who wants to have a little?"
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"You."
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"You want some more?"
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"Huh?"
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"Do you?"
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"Do you want some more? Huh?"
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"Huh?"
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"Now get on those horses and get outta here."
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"Let him go!"
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"Halt!"
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"Sword boy!"
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"For that arrogance, l shall see you dead."
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"Yeah."
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"All right, you primitive screwheads, listen up."
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"See this?"
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"This... is my boomstick!"
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"lt's a 1 2-gauge, double-barrelled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line."
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"You can find this in the sporting-goods department."
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"This sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan."
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"lt's got a walnut stock, cobalt-blue steel, and a hair trigger."
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"That's right. Shop smart, shop S-Mart."
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"Now l swear,"
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"the next one of you primates"
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"Now, let's talk about how l get back home."
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"l prithee to forgive me, my lord."
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"l believed thee one of Henry's men."
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"First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me."
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"Only the Necronomicon has the power, an unholy book which we also require."
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"Within its pages are passages that can send you back to your time."
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"Only you, the Promised One, can quest for it."
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"l don't want your book, or your bullshit. Send me back to my own time, pronto..."
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"You shall die!"
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"We shall feast upon your soul!"
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"lf the Deadites had the Necronomicon, all mankind would be consumed by this evil."
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"Now will thou quest for the book?"
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"What's the matter? You raised in a barn? Shut the door."
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"(mutters) Probably was raised in a barn, with all the other primitives."
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"The wisemen say that thou art the Promised One."
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"'Tis said that thou wilt journey for the book to help us"
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