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Clips from Army of Darkness (1992)

"and thou wilt lead our people against the evil."
Army of Darkness (1992)
"The only reason l'm goin' to get the book is to get home."
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"Your primitive intellect wouldn't understand alloys and..."
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"things with molecular structures and..."
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"What are you doing here anyway?"
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"l wanted to say that all of my hopes and prayers go with thee,"
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"and l made this for thee."
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"Good. l could use a horse blanket."
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"Hyah!"
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"Steady now. Whoa."
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"This path will lead you to an unholy place - a cemetery."
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"When thou retrievest the book from its cradle, you must recite:"
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"Klaatu verata nikto."
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"Well, repeat them."
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"Klaatu verata nikto."
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"- Again! - l got it! l got it!"
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"l know your damn words, all right? Now you get this straight, the both of you:"
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"Hyah! Come on!"
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"Ramming speed!"
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"- Ready. - Aim."
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"Shake a leg!"
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"You lousy little..."
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"Ahahaha!"
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"Oh, you little bastards!"
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"Whoa!"
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"Oh, God."
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"l can't move!"
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"Alley-up!"
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"Whoa!"
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"OK, little fella!"
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"How about some hot chocolate, huh?"
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"How'd you like the taste of that, huh? How'd you like the ta...?"
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"Why, you...!"
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"Ooh! Ooh, l'm blind. l'm blind."
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"Where are you takin' me?"
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"What are you? Are you me?"
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"l'm Bad Ash, and you're Good Ash."
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"You're Goody Little Two-Shoes."
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"(singsong) Goody Little Two-Shoes. Goody Little Two-Shoes."
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"Little Goody Two-Shoes. Little Goody Two-Shoes."
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"(honking)"
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"Little Goody Two-Shoes. Ha-ha!"
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"l ain't that good."
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"A man's body is his own personal property."
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"Don't let anybody try and take that away from him."
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"Yeah, that'll teach ya."
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"Hey, uh... what's that you got on your face?"
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"Huh?"
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"l'll come back for you!"
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"l'll... (spIutters)"
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"Hyah!"
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"Hyah! Come on!"
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"Three books?"
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"Wait a minute. Hold it."
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"Nobody said anything about three books."
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"Ooh, that stinkin' wiseman!"
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"He was so busy fillin' me full of his secret little words and his bullshit"
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"that he never said anything about this!"
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"Like, what am l supposed to do? Take one book, or all books? Or what?"
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"Well..."
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"Whoa. Wrong book."
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"Ow! Ow!"
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"Ooh, you..."
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"Well..."
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"Seems fairly obvious."
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"Ooh! Wait a minute."
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"The words. All right, all right, all right."
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"Say the words."
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"Klaatu... verata..."
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"n..."
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"Necktie."
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"Nectar."
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"Noodle."
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"Klaatu... verata..."
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"n... (coughs)"
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"(distant rumbIe)"
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"OK, then."
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"That's it."
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"Hey, wait a minute."
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"l said the words. l did!"
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"You people seek cover. To the parapet!"
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"Something's wrong. Something's amiss."
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"l'll crush ya! l'll mash you to paste, you bony creeps!"
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"(gags and coughs)"
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"Keep your damn filthy bones outta my mouth."
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"Come on!"
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"l'm through being their garbage boy. l did my part."
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"Now l want back, like in the deal. Hyah!"
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"l... live..."
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"There! The Promised One! The Promised One's returned!"
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"Raise the portcullis!"
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"(soIdier) Welcome home!"
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"Only he is the Promised One!"
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"He's brought the Necronomicon! He's brought the book!"
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"Yeah. Great, great."
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"Get the fuck outta my face."
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"- Yeah. lt's just that... - Just what?"
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"Nothin'. Here."
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"Now send me back, like in the deal."
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"When you removed the Necronomicon from the cradle, did you speak the words?"
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"- Yeah... basically. - Did you speak the exact words?"
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"Maybe l didn't say every single tiny syllable, but basically l said 'em, yeah."
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"Dung-eating fool! Thou hast doomed us all!"
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"When thou misspoke the words, the army of the dead awoke."
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"Whoa right there, spinach-chin."
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"You said that you could clean this up with that book,"
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"that a passage in there could get rid of this thing and send me back."
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"The book still possesses the power to send you back, but to us it is useless."
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"The evil has a hunger for the Necronomicon,"
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"and it will come here to get it."
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"We had a deal."
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"Very well. As we are men of our word, we shall honour our bargain."
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"The wisemen shall return you to your own time."
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"Yeah?"
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"Yeah, right, cos that was the deal."
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"So when do you think we can start with all the..."
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"thing and the..."
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"When do you think we can start with all the ceremony and the..."
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"You know, like..."
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"You know, cos... sooner's always better than later, right?"
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