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Clips from Fleabag - Episode #1.6 (S01E01)

"No, not yet, you're an angel for being here."
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"Would you just hold on to that?"
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"There are bottles for topping up on the little bar just inside."
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"And..."
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"You're a natural."
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"No, really, though, this sexhibition isn't about me trying to get you all aroused,"
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"And how it brings us all together."
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"How it excites and connects, how it opens people's minds,"
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"after all, sex got us all here."
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"Sex brings life."
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"I've been building this sexhibition since I was 11 and a quarter,"
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"which is when I first climaxed by accident on a bidet."
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"exhibited here, as are all of the pieces from my first ever sexhibition."
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"A few weeks ago one of my most delicate pieces was stolen from my studio."
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"But in a sense it was a blessing."
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"In fact, her brutal snatching made me think of the women of the world"
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"they've been robbed of their freedom, of their happiness, and,"
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"in the saddest of cases, of their bodies."
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"So in many ways I have to thank the thief for creating my most"
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"and bring your minds to these pieces."
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"I believe they think about their own minds, their own bodies,"
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"and their own power."
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"Claire, it's me, just wondering where you are,"
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"because I am very much here and waiting for you."
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"OK, bye."
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"Dammit, Claire. Have you seen a sort of stressed out version of me"
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"anywhere?"
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"It's really fantastic work, honestly, it's amazing."
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"Thank you so much."
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"Present. I'd love one of these on my floor..."
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"...like a rug with perks."
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"I'm sure you would, but it's very securely nailed to the wall this evening."
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"- Have you found your father yet? - Yes, I think he's by the coats."
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"Connor."
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"Look, about this morning..."
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"Here we go. I didn't realise this until we were having sex earlier and..."
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"- I lost my... - Erection."
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"Erection."
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"I don't want to have sex with anyone else,"
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"And I need to tell her."
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"Her? Yeah, we've been together for a couple of months."
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"And physically she just never satisfied me, she has these really massive,"
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"bouncy tits that really don't do anything for me."
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"...plank."
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"And it confused me."
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"I just thought I should say that I am"
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"God, no, my ex is due back any day now anyway, so,"
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"I'm happy for you."
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"What can I say?"
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"I'm sorry, I don't give a shit."
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"I don't know anyone. And, so..."
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"Harry?"
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"Harry?"
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"We just, you know, covered me in plaster and"
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"Oh, God, hi."
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"It's so good to see you."
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"- Hi. - Hi."
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"Hi."
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"You, too."
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"That's... Elaine."
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"We're... Did you see that really good-looking guy that came in with me?"
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"Great."
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"Yeah, he just dumped me, so..."
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"This is very... you."
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"Yeah, yeah, she said you were cool with us doing..."
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"...that."
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"I don't... I don't know why she..."
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"It's on the wall over there, second from the left."
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"I should probably go and find Elaine, she doesn't like being left on her own."
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"I've been rolling around in my lingerie,"
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"all over it, waiting for you to come and collect it."
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"Yeah... Just your Tupperware and your TV and your dinosaur plate."
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"I got a new dinosaur plate, but..."
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"No."
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"I..."
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"Hello, you."
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"We didn't want to let the old boy down."
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"I thought...We're just going to do a quick whizz around, to show our faces."
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"Don't!"
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"The joys of butter-fingered staff."
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"Stop making a spectacle of yourself and clean that up."
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"Turns out I'm not such a natural after all."
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"I'm just going to say this once..."
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"I have a good life and I'm happy, all right?"
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"All right? If you don't mind..."
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"...I'm going to go and get..."
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"...my cardy from the car."
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"It's a little chilly."
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"No, no, she'll do it."
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"- What the fuck was that? - What is he doing here?"
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"You're not going to Finland."
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"I'm helping."
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"He did. He says it was more like the other way around."
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"Well, that's just not true."
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"Claire. Please don't... No, Claire, he came out into the garden..."
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"How can I believe you?"
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"Because I'm your sister."
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"After what you did to Boo?"
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"He slept with someone else, he said,"
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"he told me he fucked someone else."
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"I'm sorry,"
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"but you just have to see it from my point of view."
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"and then hurt my finger and then he's going to have to come and see me"
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"I don't know where you came from."
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"What, you don't think we are the same?"
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"Thank you for fixating on them."
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"- Some people are. - You weren't."
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"No, I guess not."
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"when it's so often the other way round?"
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"Looks cool."
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"I think your mother would have admired your little performance up there."
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"Do you ever think about her?"
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"Yeah."
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"...think you should go."
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"'Hi, this is Boo. I can't come to the phone right now,"
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"'but please leave me a messiagio and I'll get back to you.'"
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"for guinea pigs."
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"never thought guinea pigs needed..."
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"OK. Yeah. That makes sense."
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"Yeah."
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