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Clips from Fleabag - Episode #1.6 (S01E01)

"Can I get you a cup of tea?"
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"Run out."
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"Well, I should probably be heading back to the office."
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"Cafes are a very..."
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"You've certainly made this one very..."
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"...unique."
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"I also fucked it into liquidation."
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"OK."
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"Right."
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"And sometimes I wish I didn't even know that fucking existed."
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"And I know that my body, as it is now, really is the only thing I have left,"
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"and when that gets old and unfuckable I may as well just kill it."
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"And somehow there isn't anything worse..."
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"...than someone who doesn't want to fuck me."
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"I fuck everything..."
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"...except for when I was in your office, I really wasn't trying to have sex."
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"You know, everyone feels like this a little bit,"
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"and they're just not talking about it,"
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"or I'm completely fucking alone..."
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"...I should probably..."
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"...I should probably..."
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"Is that a joke?"
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"I think we should start your interview again."
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"Here?"
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"Yeah."
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"OK."
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"Well, thank you for coming in."
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"No problem."
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"I've read through your application form."
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"Told you it was funny."
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"He fucked me up the arse."
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"I'm leaving Martin. I'm going to give you the money for the cafe,"
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"- What? - Yeah."
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"He pencil-fucked a hamster."
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"Thank you."
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"profound piece of work to date..."
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"A Woman Robbed."
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"I don't believe people always think about sex when they see a naked body,"
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"Is it weird that my mouth's watering?"
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"Yes, it's extraordinary."
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"Really, really moving."
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"- Erection. - One more time."
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"But it made me realise... I'm in love."
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"I just don't think I should be fucking around behind her back any more."
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"sorry if I have"
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"I... I knew you wouldn't give a shit."
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"You've still got some stuff at the flat."
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"Hey,"
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"do you still wank about me sometimes?"
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"All parked up."
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"Sorry, could you just, could you do something with those? Thank you."
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"(Don't)"
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"...but you did have to hear it."
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"- I don't want to hear it. - Claire, you have to believe me."
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"You have the same lines on your forehead as me."
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"Do you think about your friend?"
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"That's why I thought it was funny. I..."
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"Did you?"
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"Right, well..."
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"People make mistakes."
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"It's why they put rubbers on the ends of pencils."
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"Go on."
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"Just put it back where you got it from, OK? - No."
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"Thank you."
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"It was really nice to meet you."
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"- All the time. - Well..."
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"I'm sorry."
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"I thought in the application for your loan it said you ran a cafe"
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"Your husband tried to kiss me on your birthday."
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"up his school hamster's arsehole."
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"Oh, God."
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"So, how did you two meet?"
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"It's a sexhibition."
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"No, because people make mistakes."
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"Beautiful."
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"I'm sorry."
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"I'm sorry you had to hear that..."
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"- OK. Yeah! - They are so fucking tiny."
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"Yeah, OK."
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"Come on."
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"- And sad. - Not born sad."
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"'Hi, this is Boo. I can't come to the phone right now,"
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"Sneaking a preview, are we?"
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"Listen, what I was trying to say is..."
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"it's..."
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"Why do you do that to yourself?"
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"...which isn't fucking funny."
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"And I fucked up my family."
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"I don't know."
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