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Clips from The Mindy Project - Danny Castellano Is My Gynecologist (S01E01)

"You know, um, after you finish this,"
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"I can't, okay. Okay, I..."
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"Everyone! Everyone! Listen up!"
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"Danny! Danny, you may take the day off,"
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"but our friendship endureth."
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"Proud of you, dog. Peace."
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"(Morgan) Watch out for the wall."
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"Ugh! Yup. Yup."
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"Go to bed."
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"Hey. Hey, sleepyhead."
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"Josh? Hmm?"
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"Hey. Oh, hey."
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"so I put on your button-down,"
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"but it doesn't even fit me right,"
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"Come on, no. Yeah."
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"You have work. Back in bed."
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"Okay. I have an idea."
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"How about we both play hooky today?"
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"Okay, can maybe do that. Mm-hmm. Yeah?"
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"How does this sound?"
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"I'll go out,"
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"that shirt better be back on the floor."
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"What are we even doing, Josh?"
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"I can't even believe my life right now."
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"This is bad."
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"This is weird. What happened to my jeans?"
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"The waist always like this?"
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"You are wearing my jeans."
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"Please take them off right now."
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"No, it's fine."
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"No, no, it is not the same. Okay?"
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"Lot of room in the back."
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"I don't want coffee!"
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"I want you to go to work,"
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"[Upbeat dance music]E musi]"
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"媻"
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"I know you said that you don't want to know"
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"[Chuckles]"
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"I don't need to read your pathetic "take me back" texts."
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"I'm sorry that I haunt you. Just please move on."
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"preferably with the bulgari wristwatch"
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"The last time I accidentally allowed you"
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"to let me rock your world? [Sighs]"
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"Wh-what are you doing in Dr. Shulman's office?"
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"Hey. Just working."
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"Why don't you work in your own office?"
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"You know, one of these days,"
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"Dr. Shulman's going to retire,"
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"so sometimes I like to come in here"
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"when I'm in charge."
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"Okay, if we are indulging imaginary situations,"
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"I would love to introduce you to my husband,"
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"straight Anderson Cooper."
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"You know, I can imagine that quite vividly."
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"Now can I please have my watch back? No."
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"Mindy, the anger I feel at the loss of my watch"
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"is exceeded only by my grief."
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"I'm in mourning. Look, guys."
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"This under the Castellano regime won't be tolerated."
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"This is two colleagues trying to sort out a personal issue..."
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"Exactly. Who cares?"
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"Just go work it out in your own time."
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"all voices will be heard."
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"Part of the reason..."
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"Dr. Penney called about your appointment."
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"Oh, God, yeah. Can you please reschedule it?"
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"I've been trying to tell you, he retired two months ago."
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"(Danny) That's incredible."
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"A gynecologist that can't get it together"
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"I'm going to ask Dr. Shulman to be my gynecologist"
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"Maybe when I'm in charge, you can be my protege."
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"Well, now give her a break."
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"I mean, she has a long line of virtues..."
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"Chief among which, forgiveness."
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"Hey, man, you were mean to me,"
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"and I'm never going to give you back your watch."
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"Neither of you know what I'm capable of."
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"I'm a better doctor than the lot of you."
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"Very theatrical."
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"Morgan, hi."
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"Now I know we've only just met,"
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"They took me out little-caesars style... through the guts."
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"Skipping forward a bit, um,"
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"I'm particularly intrigued by your background"
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"Did you ever learn to,"
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"say, pick locks?"
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"But I don't do crimes no more."
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"Oh."
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"[Phone rings]"
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"Can you come here for a second? What's up?"
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"What do you think of this homemade retirement card"
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"that I made for Dr. Penney? Be honest."
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"Makes no sense. The sun's the only thing"
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"that never needs sunglasses."
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"No, I'm good. Just talking to Dr. Shulman."
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"You're looking at one."
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"Wait, wait. What does that mean?"
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"You and I don't have a personal relationship."
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"on this awesome card, and we share an office."
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"I share an office with lots of things."
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"The lamp provides light to that part of the room."
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"You do what you do."
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"So what you're saying is that you could be my gynecologist."
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"If I'm like a lamp to you,"
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"how come you couldn't be my gynecologist?"
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"I could be your gynecologist."
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"I'm saying you couldn't be my patient."
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"No, why?"
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"Because you have a certain..."
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"You know, look, it's human."
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"What are you saying?"
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"Are you kidding me?"
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"You are such a narcissist!"
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"You think I'm interested in your weird body?"
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"I think, in fact, that you harbor"
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"un-lamp-like feelings towards me."
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"Not the case."
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"And you couldn't handle being my doctor."
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"Congratulations to you."
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"You're not even going to make it through the consultation, buddy."
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