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Clips from Dr. Ken - Ken's Physical (S01E01)

"Hi."
Dr. Ken
"I just wanted to say thanks for the practical joke yesterday."
Dr. Ken
"I, um... I really value our friendship."
Dr. Ken
"Wow! Clarky Clark!"
Dr. Ken
"I'm so glad you liked it. You know, for a minute there,"
Dr. Ken
""if he's upset, then why is he getting me all these pizzas?""
Dr. Ken
"It was a prank."
Dr. Ken
"I don't get it."
Dr. Ken
"Anyway, before I understood that"
Dr. Ken
"pranks were a sign of affection, I might have done..."
Dr. Ken
"Ms. Damona, your car is on fire."
Dr. Ken
"- What?! - It's not. It's not."
Dr. Ken
"It's a joke. Aah!"
Dr. Ken
"I asked Juan-Julio to come in"
Dr. Ken
"and tell you that your car was on fire."
Dr. Ken
"No, no, Mr. Clark, you told me to set her car on fire."
Dr. Ken
"- Oh, my God! - Oh, my God!"
Dr. Ken
"It's just too easy with that guy, huh?"
Dr. Ken
"That's fine."
Dr. Ken
"So, Ken, I got tickets to the clippers game Saturday, if..."
Dr. Ken
"I'm really flattered,"
Dr. Ken
"but I got a full roster of friends right now."
Dr. Ken
"Ken's just kidding. He'd love to go to the game with you."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, well, now that I'm aware of my condition,"
Dr. Ken
"I can really feel it when you overstep."
Dr. Ken
"So, how are the kids?"
Dr. Ken
"Oh, they're great."
Dr. Ken
"and Dave seems to have turned their port-a-potty"
Dr. Ken
"into some kind of clubhouse."
Dr. Ken
"Don't listen to him. They're fine."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, it's that kind of dismissive attitude"
Dr. Ken
"Medical fact."
Dr. Ken
"Are you okay, Ken?"
Dr. Ken
"He's fine. So, how's the commercial going, Barb?"
Dr. Ken
"Getting any free Tampax?"
Dr. Ken
"I'm not fine, Barb."
Dr. Ken
"Uh, they gave me a lifetime supply of supers."
Dr. Ken
"So, my doctor told me I suffer from an irregular heart rhythm,"
Dr. Ken
"and the cause is this special lady right here."
Dr. Ken
"has to say about that."
Dr. Ken
"You're still wearing that?"
Dr. Ken
"Ow!"
Dr. Ken
"Great! Now you pulled out both my chest hairs!"
Dr. Ken
"I don't know why you're always trying to"
Dr. Ken
"force me to be friends with that guy."
Dr. Ken
"Hey, relax."
Dr. Ken
"You got to admit it is a little ironic"
Dr. Ken
"that you were the one who made me get the physical."
Dr. Ken
"- Look at this. - Don't need to."
Dr. Ken
"It's all up here."
Dr. Ken
"Yes, we were talking during each one of these spikes,"
Dr. Ken
"but did it ever occur to you what we were talking about?"
Dr. Ken
"Here. 7:30."
Dr. Ken
"We were talking to Dave about taking food from strangers."
Dr. Ken
"Here... Molly getting fired again."
Dr. Ken
"And this big one is when we found out"
Dr. Ken
"Dave was eating turkey burgers in a port-a-potty."
Dr. Ken
"So the kids are my stress triggers?"
Dr. Ken
"You said it yourself in the kitchen."
Dr. Ken
"Having kids is super-stressful."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, but it's nice to know that if it was me,"
Dr. Ken
"this is how you'd react."
Dr. Ken
"Hey, things sound a little dicey."
Dr. Ken
"Al, still not talking to me?"
Dr. Ken
"I'm sorry I blamed you for all my stress."
Dr. Ken
"That's why I was freaked out"
Dr. Ken
"that you hadn't had a physical in so long."
Dr. Ken
"I need you around. We all do."
Dr. Ken
"See? And I did all that with a pulled groin."
Dr. Ken
"And I'm thrilled you're healthy,"
Dr. Ken
"You should know better. You're a doctor."
Dr. Ken
"That's the problem."
Dr. Ken
"I see disease every day, and sometimes it... scares me."
Dr. Ken
"Doctors make the worst patients."
Dr. Ken
"No one's worse than me."
Dr. Ken
"You're right about that."
Dr. Ken
"But you can't fight what you don't find."
Dr. Ken
"And if we ever did find anything,"
Dr. Ken
"we'd deal with it together."
Dr. Ken
"I love you so much."
Dr. Ken
"And don't forget that body of yours belongs to both of us."
Dr. Ken
"Huh?"
Dr. Ken
"Hey, guys, Andy's shaking up some boggle."
Dr. Ken
"You in?"
Dr. Ken
"Go home, Barb!"
Dr. Ken
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, Mol, what's with the Son of Anarchy?"
Dr. Ken
"You wanted me to stop getting fired,"
Dr. Ken
"so I became my own boss."
Dr. Ken
"Instead of those nasty port-a-potties,"
Dr. Ken
"I offered the crew guys a clean indoor bathroom for a small fee."
Dr. Ken
"What?!"
Dr. Ken
"Look, sorry, buddy. Business is closed."
Dr. Ken
"You can't shut me down!"
Dr. Ken
"How else am I supposed to raise money for snowboarding?"
Dr. Ken
"Besides, I have employees to consider."
Dr. Ken
"- What?! - What?!"
Dr. Ken
"stick of gum, cologne?"
Dr. Ken
"How's your day going?"
Dr. Ken
"Nice to finally have some weather."
Dr. Ken
"I'm spiking so hard right now."
Dr. Ken
"Me too."
Dr. Ken
"Shut up, Andy. I know my Henley is sick."
Dr. Ken
"That would actually look cute"
Dr. Ken
"Obee-kaybee."
Dr. Ken
"Carlos isn't a stranger. I've known him since breakfast."
Dr. Ken
"Check this."
Dr. Ken
"Here's your actual code."
Dr. Ken
"Well, Barb called and said"
Dr. Ken
"not yourself... or your fingernails."
Dr. Ken
"Nobody did."
Dr. Ken
"Dave, we've been over this."
Dr. Ken
"- I need a medical favor. - Really?"
Dr. Ken
"You know what? No."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, my God!"
Dr. Ken
"Yeah, as a precaution because of all the danger."
Dr. Ken
"It's so constricting."
Dr. Ken
"Why are you going third-person?"
Dr. Ken
"Excuse you."
Dr. Ken
"Okay, I'm pressing pause on this conversation"
Dr. Ken
"Fine."
Dr. Ken
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