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Clips from Trading Places (1983)

"Yeah."
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"Didn't I tell you, the phone in my limousine is busted"
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"and I can't get in contact with my bitches."
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"- Look, sit down, all right. - It ain't cool being no jive turkey"
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"so close to Thanksgiving."
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"You boys don't know what you're doing, I can see that already."
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"- Billy Ray Valentine? - Yes."
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"Move it."
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"- You made bail. - I did?"
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"May I suggest using a night stick, officer?"
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"Get outta here."
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"- Don't I know you two guys? - Step inside, nice and warm in here."
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"- Whisky, all you want. - I ain't falling for the same trick twice."
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"You'd get me in the car, and have me arrested for stealing it."
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"Why should we do that, Mr Valentine?"
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"We're the ones who bailed you out."
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"We want to help you. My brother and I run a privately funded programme,"
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"to rehabilitate culturally disadvantaged people."
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"We'd like to supply you with a home of your own, a car,"
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"a generous bank account, and employment with our company."
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"We're going to start you at $80,000 a year."
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"- $80,000? - Mmm."
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"Excuse me."
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"This is a practical joke, right, brother?"
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"What's my next move, man?"
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"Thank you, you've been helpful."
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"You're a free man, Valentine."
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"We can stop right now and you can walk out on us forever."
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"No, I believe I can hang out with you fellas for a while."
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"- Excellent. - I'm Randolph Duke."
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"How you doing Randy, what's happening?"
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"- My younger brother, Mortimer. - Hey Morty! What it is."
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"Billy Ray Valentine, Capricorn."
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"Randy, that's like Randy Jackson from the Jackson Five, right?"
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"- Yes, I suppose so. - Yeah."
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"Here we are, William."
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"How you doing?"
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"Hey, Randy, Morty. This is nice, I like this."
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"- William... - Billy Ray."
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"William, this is Coleman. He'll look after your day-to-day needs."
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"- Can I relieve you of those? - You get a glass, I'll give you a sip."
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"- Perhaps, your coat, sir? - Yes, this is my coat."
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"Coleman is here to take care of you. He is your servant."
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"- May I? - Get out of here."
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"Don't you, Valentine?"
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"It's a whirlpool bath sir."
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"Bubbles, man! Say, when I was growing up,"
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"we want a Jacuzzi, we had to fart in the tub. This is bad!"
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"- What's he doing in there? - He's singing, sir."
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"They're very musical people, aren't they?"
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"He'll need them to wear back to the ghetto, after I've won our bet."
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"- Well, what do you think? - I like it, Randy, very nice."
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"I like the way you have the mirror and stuff."
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"- I don't think he understands. - Morty, I do understand."
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"- William, this is your home. - Right."
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"- It belongs to you. - Yeah, I like my home. It's very nice."
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"- I have nice taste in houses. - Everything here is yours."
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"- This is my stuff? - Your own property."
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"- My own personal shit. - You understand?"
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"Yeah, I like that. You know what I like most?"
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"The curtains, it's beautiful the way I've set this place up."
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"This is something else. I like it. The cabinets."
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"- I guess the stereo's mine too? - Absolutely."
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"This is too much. I could really dig this. You know why?"
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"This happens to me every week."
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"You will only be stealing from yourself."
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"Look, first you throw my ass in jail."
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"Then you run me some garbage about how this is my house, this is my rug"
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"and this is my personal slave too."
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"You may do with it whatever you wish."
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"This is my vase, Billy Ray's vase?"
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"- Hey man, I'm sorry about that. - Perfectly all right, it was your vase."
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"That was a fake, right?"
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"I think we paid $35,000 for it."
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"You see, Mortimer? William has already made us a profit of $15,000."
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"You want me to break something else?"
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"No."
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"I hope we're not pushing it, using Mr Beeks for this, as well as the crop report."
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"We are involved in a very important scientific experiment, Mortimer"
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"Excuse me... Sorry."
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"Hello, Todd. Gents."
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"Gentlemen. There is something rotten in the Heritage Club."
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"and he's sitting here among us."
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"Not an ordinary thief like the man"
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"Thank you. I'd like to ask you gentlemen to all stand up."
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"I'd like to ask you to place your left hand on the shoulder"
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"I would now ask you"
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"And empty the contents of those pockets onto the table."
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"We marked three $50 bills with red X's."
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"Less than ten minutes ago"
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"those bills were stolen from a coat in the cloakroom."
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"Now, wait a minute. I've never seen this money before in my life."
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"Randolph, Mortimer, this is outrageous. I haven't done anything wrong."
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"Oh, Winthorpe."
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"I'm glad your parents are not alive to see this."
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"Wait, this is preposterous. This is insane."
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"I have no reason to steal. I'm not a thief."
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"I demand a fair hearing. At least grant me that."
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"Yeah, Winthorpe Louis III."
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"- Take off your clothes. - Wait, I know my rights."
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"Take off your clothes."
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"Strip, before I tear you a new asshole."
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"Did you hear what this man said?"
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"Now, I have witnesses. This man is physically threatening me."
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"Louis the third."
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"Two tickets..."
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"- One cellophane bag. - I've never seen that before in my life."
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"That's PCP - phencyclidine. Angel dust."
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"You ever seen what this stuff does to kids?"
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"What's happening, Terry? Gimme a bottle of your best champagne."
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"I got your poor... measly... $27..."
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"Billy Ray, honey. Is that you?"
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"Who do you think it is? Terence, get the lady some champagne."
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"In fact, champagne for everybody, courtesy of Billy Ray Valentine."
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"A toast to Billy Ray?"
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"I'm very sexy."
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"You was in the tank last night, braggin' on your limousine."
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"You're the motherfucker I was gonna carve."
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"Yeah."
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"Motherfucker?"
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