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Clips from Abbott Elementary - New Tech (S01E01)

"(tablet chimes)"
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"Hey, Barbara."
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"I just wanted to say that I'm sorry."
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"You clearly knew what you were doing,"
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"and I arrogantly assumed -- or hoped, rather --"
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"that you would need my help, but once again, I need yours."
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"You are officially Yoda with better edges."
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"Okay, which one of you Young Sheldons"
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"is gonna get me to Mars"
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"witcha little smart reading selves?"
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"There's actually no need for all of this."
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"I'm just doing my job."
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"But don't forget, it was your girl"
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"that brought in that dope program."
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"Oh, my God. Look at me, not even taking credit"
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"for something I had so much to do with. (laughs)"
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"Barbara, you know what? Since so many of us need help,"
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"what if you put on, like, a little presentation"
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"for the rest of us?"
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"You're thinking too small, Janine."
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"We should have an assembly and have"
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"one of Barbara's students read to the whole school."
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"Show these little illiterate fools how to literate."
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"Yes! Not the second part. Yes!"
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"Okay."
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"We can have Khalil read."
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"AVA: No, not Khalil."
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"Everybody knows that little dork can read."
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"- I was thinking him. - BOY: Whoo-hoo!"
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"(speaking indistinctly)"
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"AVA: 5 years old, reading at a 4th grade level?"
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"You performed a damn miracle on that boy."
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"That was a pretty tough time for me --"
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"Hey. He's here. He's on his way in."
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"Oh. Oh. That's fantastic, Melissa."
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"Okay, let me, um, set him up for the --"
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"- Uh, students. - (door closes)"
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"We are about to hear from a heroic, upstanding"
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"citizen of this city, okay, who helped to peacefully end"
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"- one of -- - (door opens)"
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"- Kids, meet Vinny Romano. - (door closes)"
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"Call me The Tire Iron."
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"Uh, hello, Mr. Iron."
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"Um, is there anything else we could call you?"
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"Nope."
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"Okay, come on now. Here we go."
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"I don't think Will is ready to read just yet,"
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"but I have read from this book so many times,"
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"he practically has it memorized."
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"I'm sure he'll have no problem."
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"- (slowly) "Jack...and... Jill..." - Yes."
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"- "...went up the..." - The."
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"Okay, Will, it's your name with an "H.""
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"Hilliam!"
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"No."
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"Barbara, can I borrow some gold stars?"
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"I gave all mine out this morning."
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"My kids are amazing. Uh, I'll even take red."
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"Oh, sure."
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"Thank you."
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"Oh, well, if it isn't Abbott's brightest little reader."
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"Are you excited to show the school your skills?"
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"Yeah?"
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"- Here you go. - Hmm."
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"- Is he okay? - Oh, he's fine. (chuckles)"
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"This child has just gained entry"
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"into the magical world of books,"
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"so please, Janine, allow him time to celebrate."
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"Okay. Yeah."
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"Good morning, kids."
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"Good morning to you all, as well."
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"Subbing here has been..."
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"fine."
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"(stammers)"
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"I haven't even gotten past teaching the kids my name,"
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"let alone that confusing reading program."
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"I'm hoping once they learn those things,"
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"then we can just start watching movies."
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"- Hey, Gregory. - Hey."
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"Hi."
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"Um, how are you settling in?"
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"- It's going well. - Yeah?"
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"I'm figuring out where everything is,"
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"- who everyone is. - Yeah. Well, I'm Janine."
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"- That I know. - (chuckles)"
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"Hmm..."
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"Uh, my gosh. How are you doing"
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"with this new reading program?"
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"Oh. (scoffs) I'm not gonna lie."
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"It's got me even more confused"
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"than I already was teaching here."
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"I cannot get past a single lesson without an error message."
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"- It's really annoying. - Why don't we get together"
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"- after school... - Mm-hmm."
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"...and we can figure it out?"
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"Um, I would love that."
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"You kidding me? (chuckles)"
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"Oh, my God, but, shoot. My boyfriend"
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"is picking me up after school today."
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"- Oh. - You know what?"
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"You can come hang with us."
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"I mean, we're just going to IKEA."
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"You can help us pick out a bed."
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"Oh, okay. Yeah, um..."
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"Oh, God. Um..."
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"I actually have somebody picking me up after school."
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"- Oh. - She's a girl..."
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"- Oh. - She's a woman, I mean."
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"Like, it's a car full of women and..."
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"What?"
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"Nothing."
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"Oh. Okay, well, see you later. I'll see you around school."
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"Yeah, yeah. All right, you, too."
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"Hey, enjoy the bed."
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"- Oh, we will. - Ha!"
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"Uh, I was just kidding. But see you later!"
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"- Uh-huh. - Bye."
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"So hundreds of us come piling off this bus, right?"
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"And the punk firefighters,"
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"they didn't even show their pretty little faces, you know?"
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