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Clips from Abbott Elementary - New Tech (S01E01)

"No, I'm just, uh, looking for --"
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"So, we've got Ms. Cooper over there."
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"I've been here a year and a half."
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"She's been pregnant the whole time."
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"I don't ask questions."
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"I'll even take powdered creamer."
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"That's Mrs. Robertson."
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"Watch out, she will talk your ear off."
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"And, uh, oh, you know Melissa, of course."
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"She's, uh -- you know, the Southern Philly type."
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"'Scuse me?"
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"You talking about me?"
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"Yeah, uh -- I was --"
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"I was saying you are a, uh --"
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"a -- a Southern Philly Type."
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"- South Philly. - Right. Right."
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"That's what I said. Right."
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"Honestly, it's like -- it's like the best part"
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"of our beautiful city."
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"I love how you guys will just, like, park anywhere."
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"Yeah, okay."
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"You know, I'm actually teaching a lesson right now"
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"about the unions in the city"
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"and how many of them started in South Philly."
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"Oh, no way."
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"I know some guys that were part of that."
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"I'm glad you're teaching that to the kids."
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"Good job."
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"(door closes)"
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"Just like I said..."
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"she is a shady lady. Mm."
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"That's why you and me, we got to stick together, man."
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"You know? Like coffee and creamer."
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"All right, in."
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"(tablet chimes)"
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"Ugh. Teach the children to read with this?"
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"I can hardly read this."
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"(camera shutter clicks)"
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"Now, who took that picture of me?"
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"(sing-song) Barbara."
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"Oh, sorry."
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"Hey, how's it going with the new program?"
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"Oh, it's, uh, a little hard to understand,"
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"but I'm getting the hang of it."
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"Okay, yeah."
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"Just wanted to check in in case this was tricky for you."
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"You know, I grew up with this stuff"
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"- and it gets me sometimes. - Okay."
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"I somehow lost my crypto wallet. (chuckles)"
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"But you come from a different generation,"
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"and so it would be totally understandable"
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"if you were having trouble with it."
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"Are you kidding me?"
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"I'm Miss Tech, you know. I love tech."
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"Shop at the App Store. Got a Hotmail."
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"I once even rode in a Tesla."
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"I'm already ahead on the first couple of lessons."
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"- Wow. - Yeah."
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"Well, that's great. Can I see?"
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"- No. - Oh."
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"Janine, you're disturbing my students."
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"I'm -- I'm whispering."
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"It's just your..."
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"overall presence,"
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"so if you wouldn't mind just excusing yourself?"
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"I'm a little behind on my Hotmail correspondences."
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"Okay."
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"Barbara says she's doing well, but this program is really hard."
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"She just has a ton of pride,"
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"so I'm gonna wait for her to come and ask me for help."
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"Oh, I can't wait."
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"And that is how union and non-union workers"
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"came together and worked as one"
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"to help solve the labor crisis in South Philly, okay?"
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"All right, we are going to have to"
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"grab a noun from the Noun Pool --"
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"I don't get this."
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"Sweetheart, neither do I."
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"BARBARA: Okay, so here's what I'm going to do."
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"I'm going to continue teaching my students how to read"
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"like I have been for 30 years."
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"I'll input whatever information I need to into that program,"
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"and then I'll just keep doing what I have been doing,"
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"and everybody else will just have to back off."
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"Hey, Hill."
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"That lesson, that was garbage."
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"- That's not what happened. - Okay, well,"
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"I've read several books on the subject."
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"I think I know the history of the lesson."
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"Well, me and my family lived it, so I think we know the history."
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"I've also listened to several podcasts."
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"Look, how about this?"
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"I know a guy who was actually a captain back in the day."
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"How about I hook you up, he can come to the class"
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"and do like an eyewitness account for the kids?"
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"Unexpected, but I am so happy"
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"Melissa's bringing in a police captain."
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"He's gonna be able to talk to the kids"
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"about how this is done peacefully."
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"I'm just really happy Vinny, the strike captain,"
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"is out of jail so he can do this."
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"It's also gonna count towards his community service."
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"Just 100 more hours, and his record's cleared."
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"- (school bell rings) - BARBARA: Good morning."
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"Come on down."
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"You ready for a good day?"
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"That's what I'm talking about."
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"AVA: Morning, Abbott Elementarians!"
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"It turns out one of our teachers is just too good!"
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"According to our new reading program,"
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"Mrs. Howard's kindergartners are reading"
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"- at a 4th grade level! - No."
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"Mrs. Howard, you are, once again, that girl."
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"Barbara?"
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"No. No. No. Okay. Thank you."
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"No. Okay, that's enough."
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"When I say "Mrs.," you say "Howard.""
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"- Mrs... - ALL: Howard!"
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"- Mrs... - Howard!"
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"- Mrs... - Howard!"
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