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Clips from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - I'm So Happy That Josh Is So Happy! (S01E01)

"I'm willing to offer you a deal, Ms. Bunch."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I will explore my feelings,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"We're done here."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(grunts)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What about your job thingy?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Can you get it?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"so I could just tell him."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I've never been in a hotel room"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"like strawberries and champagne"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"is just gonna magically arrive at the door."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You didn't!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Don't do it!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Look at that."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"VALENCIA: What? Left."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Babe, what am I looking at?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Surprise!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"not something you want, I mean, I guess I..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"That's a great idea."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"She scares me so bad."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Mmm. Right. So why are you stopping me?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Look, look, I've spent my whole life numbing myself, okay?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's okay to feel, Paula."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I-I miss my dead wife."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(all crying)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"of a potential client, that..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(chuckles)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Paula. (chuckles)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"This weekend has been so special."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh. Don't make me cry again."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(exhales)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Is this alpaca?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(applause)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What did you say to Calvin?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I know it's gonna be hard work,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I should make sure this isn't an emergency."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Because Valencia is Mexican and I'm Filipino"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Anything."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's a perfect table."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(chuckles)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Thanks. (chuckles)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Uh, hey, um,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"the new place?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Just, like, don't tell Valencia,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"'cause she thinks it's stupid."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Well, Valencia's stupid."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"But anyway I have"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"the perfect slippy-slidey socks."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(both laugh)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, no. Don't you start with me."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You heard me. Get out of my life."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh. That's so funny. We're not a couple."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"we're a couple. That's so funny. We're not a couple."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"but we all know you're going to end up with Edward."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Because you're Bella."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What is that reference?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's on the tip of my tongue."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's... (gasps) Twilight."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- since Shakespeare... In Love. - Right. Yeah."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Right, yeah, okay."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You spent Thanksgiving with Greg,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and that was not part of our plan."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You need to be with Josh."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"We are all just trying to get out alive."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You and Josh, your love story..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"it gives me hope."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What love story?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ One day I was crying a lot ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ And so I decided to move ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ To West Covina, California ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Brand-new pals and new career ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ She's the crazy ex-girlfriend ♪ What? No, I'm not."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ She's the crazy ex-girlfriend ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ She's the crazy ex-girlfriend ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ She's so broken inside ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"The situation's a lot more nuanced than that."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ C-R-A-Z-Y ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay! We get it!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, is that Greg again? Look at that."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"We're friends."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"We're gonna go to a movie as friends."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's like he's a stalker."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay? No one likes a stalker."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"The eagle and the bitch have landed."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Let me see. Let me see."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(grunting) Oh. My bad, babe."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, well..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I hope they like the rice cooker I got them."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Everyone likes rice, right?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's a very versatile grain."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What? Are you crazy?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You don't want them snuggling up"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"over the one dish that connects their cultures."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm gonna go give them this gift. Okay."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- I'll be right back, okay? - Forget the gift."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Forget about the gift."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I am just trying to snap you"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"back into reality,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"because now that Josh and Valencia are living together,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"you are not gonna have any more alone time with him."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Well, you know what?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I just want him to be happy."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Ooh! (laughs)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, my gosh, Joshy,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm so glad we finally moved in together."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's the beginning of our happily ever after."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yes, it's cool. Plus, we'll be close to..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Marriage? Kids?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I was going to say Taco Bell."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"There's only one thing missing."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"The salsa? You just ask for it."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No, furniture, Joshy."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I mean, we don't even have a dining room table."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"But we'll get one."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Let's burn sage."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Shoot, I forgot to get that."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Joshy, I needed that sage"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"to cleanse the house of evil spirits."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
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