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Clips from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - I'm So Happy That Josh Is So Happy! (S01E01)

"Ghosts are obsessed with me."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'll get it right now."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I love you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"PAULA: Ugh, I hate her."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"She's worse than all the Kardashians combined."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm just gonna call Josh"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and see if it's cool that I come over."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Do you need me to call Valencia from a burner phone"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and tell her there's been a murder at the yoga studio"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"so you and Josh can have more alone time?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You came up with that way too quickly."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, he pressed “ignore”""
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh... oh... that doesn't feel good."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's fine, it's fine."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"He's busy."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I get it, I'm busy, too!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I won't even think about it."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- (elevator bell dings) - I don't want to feel this way."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I reject this feeling."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I respectfully decline this feeling."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hey, here she is!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Here's my MVP."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You ready to kick butt at that meeting?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Huh? - (laughs nervously)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Calvin Young is the most important"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm joking."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(laughing)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I mean, landing him"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"would make us West Covina's premiere law firm."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"But, by the time you knock his socks off today,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and then do your presentation on Monday,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"he will be..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I mean, you look a little peaked."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I definitely won't press ignore..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"“Mr. Young, I know that you have your choice of law firms"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"“to represent you in this matter"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"“of Josh moving into a new apartment"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"with his hot girlfriend... ” No! I typed that?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(inhales sharply)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(panting)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"_"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Well, then, why do I have you in the office?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"ANNOUNCER: And here's a health messages from TV's favorite doctor."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Do you know the signs and symptoms of the dreaded"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"panic attack?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Well, if you don't, you need to join me"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"for my week long marathon"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"where I'm gonna teach you"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"how to identify the symptoms,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(breathing shallowly)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"heart palpitations,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"the urge to self-medicate"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"with drugs and booze."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"KAREN: He's here!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Whole firm is counting on you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, I'm coming."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Scott, I am asking you to drive carpool for one day."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I do it every day."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh... fine."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Fine, okay, whatever, I gotta go."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Mmm."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Your perfume is delightful."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Thank you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I rubbed a magazine on myself this morning."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Well, it smells like a cherub"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm Calvin Young."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Ah!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Paula Proctor."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Welcome to Whitefeather."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Follow me."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Calvin Young. Nice to meet you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hi, Karen, the case assistant."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Please excuse my handshake."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I have naturally damp hands."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's a medical condition."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I am in some studies."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Shall we be seated?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(clears throat) You okay?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Mm? Mm."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- May I get you some coffee, Mr. Young? - Yes."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Uh, French press, if you have it."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"French press."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Mr. Young, we are so excited"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"to have this opportunity"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"'Cause that's what we are."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"A family that can help you acquire"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"the industrial acreage you're looking for."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Well, I am pleased to be here, Darryl."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"DARRYL: Well, we are determined to show you"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"everything that we're capable of."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(distantly): And to do that..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I can think of no one else"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"but our closer."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(normal voice): Um, why don't you take it away, there, Rebecca?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Rebecca? - Hmm?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(whispering): Would you please take it away?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(clears throat)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Welcome, Calvin."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, my God, your teeth are blue."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Have you been drinking the water from the toilet?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's ink. Must've been from my pen cup."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(laughs apologetically)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(clears throat)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(laughs nervously)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Welcome... to Joshfeather."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"DARRYL: Oh..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"White... feather."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, God."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What happened to you in there?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"That's not the Rebecca I know."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I mean, something is wrong."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Karen said that she smells vodka on you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Listen, Darryl, I know I didn't bring my “A” game..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I think you need to go home."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Wait, are you taking me off the case?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
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