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Clips from King of the Hill - Little Horrors of Shop (S04E04)

"AND I'LL BET THE COST-BENEFIT YAHOO"
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"WHO DECIDED THIS SHOP COULD DO WITHOUT A BEVEL GAUGE"
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"HAS NEVER EVEN TRIED TO TEST A BEVEL"
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"THAT'S LOOKING GOOD, BOBBY."
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"JUST REMEMBER TO CLAMP YOUR BUTT JOINT."
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"OH. HEH. I GET IT."
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"NO, NO, IT'S OKAY."
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"( chuckling ): JOKE'S ON ME."
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"THAN A...?"
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"BUTT JOINT."
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"( snickering ): RIGHT."
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"WHEN WE TAKE THE ROSE OUT OF THE LIQUID NITROGEN"
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"IT BECOMES AS BRITTLE AS THE MOST"
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"DELICATE CRYSTAL WINE GOBLET."
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"OH-OH!"
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"( chuckling )"
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"THE EXCITING THING ABOUT THE LAWS OF NATURE"
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"( grunts )"
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"NICE SANDING, JOSEPH."
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"BOY, THIS NAPKIN HOLDER IS SMOOTH ENOUGH"
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"YOUR MOM'S GOING TO LOVE IT."
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"BUT TO SAND AND DRILL AND CHISEL THINGS"
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"WELL, HEY, THERE, PEGGY."
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"WELCOME TO MY CLASSROOM."
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"HANK, IT'S "MRS. PEGGY HILL" IN FRONT OF THE VOTERS"
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"DIDN'T YOU HEAR THE BELL RING?"
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"IN TWO MINUTES"
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"THESE STUDENTS WILL BE TARDY SOMEWHERE."
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"NO, BUT I MADE MY OWN RUBBER HALL PASS STAMP."
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"WHEN THAT FALLS INTO THE WRONG HANDS?"
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"A STAMP TO ANSWER THAT, DO YOU?"
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"I JOTTED DOWN SOME BASIC SUPPLIES WE NEED IN SHOP."
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"WE DON'T HAVE THE MONEY"
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"FOR ALL THESE FANCY TEACHING AIDS..."
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"YOU KNOW, THE CARL MOSS I KNEW WOULDN'T..."
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"ALL PARENTS CARE ABOUT THESE DAYS IS"
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"BUT, CARL"
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"SHOP IS THE FOUNDATION OF ALL LEARNING."
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"HAS NO HANDS LEFT TO DO DRUGS."
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"THEY'LL JUST PUT THE TOOLS DOWN"
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"IF THEY WANT TO DO THE DRUGS BAD ENOUGH."
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"JOSEPH MUST HAVE USED THE LAST PIECE OF MAPLE"
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"FOR HIS NAPKIN HOLDER."
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"( sighs )"
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"I WONDER IF IT WAS LIKE THIS"
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"I DON'T KNOW."
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"YOU KNOW WHAT HELPED US WIN THAT WAR?"
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"PEOPLE HERE AT HOME MADE DO WITH WHAT THEY HAD."
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"LIKE, WHEN CLARK'S CHAIR WAS SQUEAKING"
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"WE ALL PITCHED IN AND FIXED IT."
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"THIS SCHOOL IS ONE"
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"BIG PROJECT WAITING TO BE FIXED."
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"OR RE-HANG THE LETTERS THAT BLEW OFF THE SCHOOL LAST WINTER."
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"AND NO ONE'S GOING TO MAKE FUN OF US"
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"FOR GOING TO "OM LANDY MIDDLE SCHOOL" NO MORE!"
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"OH, YEAH. YEAH."
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""HERE I SIT BROKEN-HEARTED"
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"WHO BROUGHT A CORDLESS POWER SANDER?"
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"I'M ON IT."
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"MR. HILL."
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"REMEMBER, I CALLED THE DRILL PRESS."
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"OKAY, THEN, SUZY."
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"YOU KNOW, I THINK THEY MIGHT LIKE ME."
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"MORE IMPORTANT, THOUGH, I THINK THEY MIGHT LIKE SHOP."
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"WELL, THAT'S JUST WONDERFUL, HANK."
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"BUT REMEMBER, JUST BECAUSE THEY'RE LIKING IT"
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"DOES NOT MEAN THEY ARE LEARNING IT."
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"OH, AND P.S."
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"IT IS THAT AN INFORMAL, "PRE-ELECTION VOTE""
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"OR "STRAW POLL," FAVORS THE PROVEN WINNER"
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"OR THE "INCUMBENT.""
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"THE INCUMBENT WOULD BE ME, MRS. PEGGY WITH-A-"Y" HILL."
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"WHY SHOULD A STRAW POLL FAVOR THE INCUMBENT?"
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"GOOD QUESTION."
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"MY THEORY IS, VOTING FOR A WINNER"
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"IS A WAY FOR YOU TO FEEL MORE POPULAR, TOO."
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"OKAY, NOW"
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"PLEASE PASS YOUR BALLOTS FORWARD SO SHAUN CAN COUNT THEM."
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"WELL, IF POSSIBLY BURNING OUR RETINAS IS COOL"
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"NOW I WILL ANNOUNCE THE RESULTS."
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"THREE VOTES FOR LARA CROFT, WHOEVER THE HECK THAT IS."
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"FOUR VOTES UNDECIDED-- OKAY--"
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"FOUR VOTES FOR MRS. PEGGY HILL-- I THANK YOU--"
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"AND SEVEN VOTES FOR..."
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"MR. HANK HILL."
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"OH, I DON'T UNDERSTAND."
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"I MEAN, MOST OF THE STUDENTS WHO WANT TO VOTE FOR HIM"
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"DON'T EVEN TAKE SHOP."
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"AND WHAT IS THE WORD ON ME?"
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"I THINK YOU'RE SEEN AS MORE OF AN INSIDER;"
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"ONE OF THEM. A SUIT."
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"YOU KNOW, THEY PLAY, YOU DANCE."
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"I GOT IT."
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"OKAY, IF THE LOCKER ROOM'S ALL RE-GROUTED"
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"WHY DON'T YOU GO TO THE CAFETERIA"
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"SOMETHING'S HAPPENED TO BOBBY."
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"HANK, I CAUGHT YOUR BOY CARRYING THESE CHISELS AND SCREWDRIVERS"
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"AND THIS TOOTHY, POINTY..."
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"...KEYHOLE SAW."
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"WELL, MAYBE, BUT ACCORDING"
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"WELL, THAT'S JUST ASININE."
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"MY HANDS ARE TIED."
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"IF I SHOWED EVEN A LITTLE BIT OF TOLERANCE"
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"WE COULDN'T CALL IT "ZERO TOLERANCE.""
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"I'M SORRY, HANK."
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"OH, WELL, THAT CUTS DOWN ON THE PAPERWORK."
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"I'M GOING TO HAVE TO SUSPEND YOU."
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"THIS IS THE WORST VACATION EVER."
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"DAMN ZERO TOLERANCE."
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"USING A SAW FOR A WEAPON MAKES ABOUT AS MUCH SENSE"
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"AS USING A GUN TO CUT A TWO-BY-FOUR."
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"BUREAUCRATS LIKE MOSS DON'T RESPOND TO REASON, HANK."
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"THAT'S GOING TO TAKE A LOT MORE T.P."
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"DAD!"
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"DAD!"
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"CAN WE BORROW YOUR TOOLS?"
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"I WANTED TO FINISH THIS CUTTING BOARD"
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"FOR MY MOM'S BIRTHDAY."
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"AND WE'VE GOT NO PLACE TO PUT OUR NAPKINS."
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"OF POPULAR SHOP TEACHER, MR. HILL"
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