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Clips from King of the Hill - Little Horrors of Shop (S04E04)

"AND HIS DISQUALIFICATION FOR SUBSTITUTE TEACHER OF THE YEAR."
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"HE LOST HIS JOB."
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"AND IN PROTEST, I, PEGGY HILL, HAVE DECIDED"
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"TO TAKE MY NAME OFF THE BALLOT."
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"INSTEAD, I WILL RUN AS MRS. HANK HILL."
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"YOU MIGHT WANT TO USE A ROUTER"
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"( all groan )"
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"YOUR OWN DREAMS OF WOOD, PLYWOOD, PRESSED FIBERBOARD"
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"BECAUSE SHOP IS BIGGER THAN ANY CLASSROOM OR GARAGE"
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"OR STUPID POLICY THAT MAKES TOOLS ILLEGAL."
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"OKAY, LET'S SWEEP UP."
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"JUST FOR THE AWARDS CEREMONY."
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"WELL, THAT'S TERRIFIC. I..."
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"WHICH I TAKE AS A VERY GOOD INDICATION OF MY CHANCES."
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"LET'S GO."
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"NOW, BEFORE WE MEET OUR NEW ASSISTANT SWIM COACH"
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"OF THIS YEAR'S SUBSTITUTE TEACHER OF THE YEAR AWARD."
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"MRS. HANK HILL."
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"OH, WELL..."
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"WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THAT"
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"LOOK, IT'S MR. HILL."
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"I FELL OUT OF A PLANE"
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"AND JUST TWO MONTHS LATER, I HAVE LANDED ON MY FEET."
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"MM-HMM."
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"I ACCEPT THIS ON BEHALF OF EVERYONE WHO HAS"
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"EVER FALLEN OUT OF A PLANE AND LIVED TO WIN"
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"WOO-HOO!"
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"( microphone feedback )"
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"Bobby: YEAH, THE BIG YAHOO."
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"SUBSTITUTE TEACHER OF THE YEAR AWARD"
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"OH! UM, WELL, YES."
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"YOU TOOK A DAY OFF?"
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"OHH!"
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"I'M GOING HOME, DALE."
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"OH. HMPH."
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"THAT'S MY NEW FAVORITE CLASS-- SHOP."
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"( groans )"
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"TELL ME AGAIN, SLOWLY. WHAT HAPPENED TO SHOP?"
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"( sighs )"
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"( groaning )"
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"MR. HILL OR HANK?"
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"OH, GOOD LORD."
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"ARE YOU COMPARING ME TO LUANNE?"
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"WHAT, AT THE BEGINNING OF MY CAREER, I DID FOR ME--"
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"NOW, TEACHING CAN BE DIVIDED"
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"( whistling )"
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"( creaking )"
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"COOL."
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"YOUR FATHER NEEDS TO FIND OUT ABOUT THIS."
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"MUCH LESS A CHAMFER."
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"TO HOLD EVEN THE FINEST NAPKINS."
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"FOR OUR MOMS."
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"YES, THAT SOUNDS MORE NATURAL."
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"SAY, CARL, I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND."
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"AND WORK ON THOSE DIMMER SWITCHES?"
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"I TOLD ALL OF MY STUDENTS TO BRING TOOLS IN."
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"IT'S NOT JUST MOSS."
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"I THINK THEY KEEP IT UNDER THE SINK."
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"WELL, OKAY, BUT YOU'LL HAVE TO TAKE TURNS."
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"I ONLY HAVE THREE CIRCULAR SAWS."
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"I COULD NOT AGREE MORE."
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"WHAT?!"
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"YOU KNOW, THE USUAL."
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"OKAY, THANK YOU, SHAUN."
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"( sighs )"
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"AS LONG AS IT'S WELL-LIT AND THE OUTLETS ARE GROUNDED"
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"WELL, ONE THING HASN'T CHANGED: KIDS NEED SHOP."
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"( creaking )"
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"JACK SCHERMER?"
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"WHAT TO EXPECT."
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"ZERO-TOLERANCE DRUG POLICIES AND LITERACY."
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"( groans )"
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"MR. HILL, COME QUICK."
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"CAN WE DO A WHOLE UNIT ON ROUTERS NEXT WEEK IN CLASS?"
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"HOW HE CLEANED IT, TOO."
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"I'D LIKE TO ANNOUNCE THE WINNER"
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"ANYONE NOTICE THAT BROKEN WINDOW IN THE CHEMISTRY CLASS?"
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"WALK WITH ME, BOBBY."
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"HEY, WHAT WERE YOU KIDS WORKING ON"
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"SO UNTIL THE TWO OF THEM GET BACK FROM BRANSON"
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"ESCORT MR. HILL OFF SCHOOL GROUNDS."
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"THEY WILL LET YOU BACK ON SCHOOL GROUNDS"
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"WELL, WHO'S GOING TO TEACH THEM?"
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"WE DON'T SEEM TO HAVE A BEVEL GAUGE."
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"TO FILL OUT A HALL PASS?"
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""WHY CAN'T JOHNNY READ?"
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"BUT I'VE NEVER SEEN A BIRD BUILD A BOOMERANG OR A DARTBOARD."
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"A YOUNGSTER WITH A TOOL IN BOTH HANDS"
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"YOU USED TO KNOW THAT."
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"TO THE SCHOOL BOARD'S ZERO-TOLERANCE POLICY"
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"WHAT ABOUT SANDERS?"
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"( applause and cheers )"
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"I AM KING OF THE SCHOOL!"
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"Hank: UH-HUH."
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"SLOPPY?"
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"WE DON'T HAVE TO MAKE ANYTHING."
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"OKAY, HANK, BUT WITH YOUR WIFE"
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"THEN I DON'T WANT TO CATCH YOU TWO"
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"WELL, I DON'T SEE ANY REASON"
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"NOW, REMEMBER, EVERYBODY:"
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"GOGGLES MIGHT MAKE YOU LOOK COOL"
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"I'M SORRY, DAD. I JUST, IT'S..."
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"IS THAT, WELL, YOU NEVER... KNOW..."
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"KICKED OUT OF WORK, KICKED OUT OF SCHOOL--"
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"THAT'S HOW MY DAD BUILT MY TREE HOUSE."
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"BUT I GOT TO GET BACK TO THE PROPANE GAME ON MONDAY."
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"WELL, WHAT'D YOU DO BEFORE MATH?"
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"THE ONLY MAN HANDIER WITH A COPING SAW THAN CARL MOSS."
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"WELL, GOOD IDEA, SUZY, BUT IT'S NOT MY CLASS ANYMORE."
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"I COULD FIGHT FOR REINSTATEMENT"
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