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Clips from King of the Hill - Little Horrors of Shop (S04E04)

"WILL BE LIFTING MY THIRD STRAIGHT"
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"HIGH ABOVE MY HEAD IN TRIUMPH."
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"( groaning )"
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"FALLING FROM THAT PLANE"
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"BUT IT COULD NOT BREAK MY TEACHING BONE--"
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"NO, NOT EVEN IF ONE EXISTED."
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"UH, MOM, I THINK YOU'RE USING"
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"THE ENGLISH KEY TO MARK THE BIO TESTS."
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"OH, I AM NOT USED TO TEACHING SO MUCH NON-SPANISH."
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"COME ON, PEGGY HILL, ROOKIE MISTAKE."
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"UH-OH. I DON'T HAVE THE BIO ANSWER KEY."
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"BOBBY, FIND ME A FROG."
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"WELL, I WOULD SUGGEST YOU BLEED OUT THE EXCESS PRESSURE"
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"IN THE BYPASS LINE BECAUSE, IF YOU DON'T HAVE..."
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"WELL, I TOOK A DAY OFF WHEN BOBBY WAS BORN"
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"BUT I WASN'T REALLY SICK."
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"IT JUST SLIPPED MY MIND."
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"I DID COME IN THAT SATURDAY."
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"WHAT?! YOU GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE, HANK."
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"I'M GETTING SQUEEZED BY SOME INSURANCE COMPANY PENCIL STAIN"
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"WHO CLAIMS WORKING TOO LONG WITHOUT A VACATION"
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"CAN MAKE YOU SLOPPY"
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"PEOPLE DIE, AND THEN MY PREMIUMS GO UP."
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"I CHALLENGE HIM TO FIND ONE SINGLE MISTAKE..."
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"WHOA, WHOA, HANK."
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"JUST TAKE SOME TIME OFF."
King of the Hill
"SEE YOU IN TWO WEEKS."
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"COULDN'T I JUST TAKE MY VACATION AT MY DESK?"
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"Stereo: * 25 or 6 to 4 *"
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"TEACHING BAND TODAY, ARE YOU?"
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"YOU KNOW, AFTER YOU WIN SUBSTITUTE OF THE YEAR THIS TIME"
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"THEY MIGHT JUST RENAME IT "THE HILL TROPHY.""
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"( chuckling ): OH."
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"I CAN'T SUGGEST THAT, HANK."
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"YOU'D HAVE TO SUGGEST THAT."
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"WELL, I SURE DO HAVE THE TIME."
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"THIS WHOLE NOT WORKING THING IS GOING TO GIVE ME A HEART ATTACK."
King of the Hill
""HANK HILL: FOUND DEAD NOT WORKING.""
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"BUT, UNTIL THEY INVENT A MACHINE"
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"THAT CAN STAND IN FRONT OF A BAND AND KEEP THE BEAT"
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"YEP."
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"YEP."
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"ANY SHAVES TODAY, BILL, OR JUST HAIRCUTS?"
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"DALE, YOU KILL ANY BUGS?"
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"YEAH! I DID."
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"IT FELL IN THE BIG JAR OF BLUE STUFF"
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"WHERE I KEEP MY COMBS."
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"I'M... NOT SURE."
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"BUT MY PLATE'S FULL, SITUATION WITH A TERMITE--"
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"POSSIBLY MORE THAN ONE."
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"TERMITES?"
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"WELL, MAYBE YOU COULD USE AN EXTRA SET OF HANDS."
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"AND POISON."
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"GROUND ZERO'S OFFICIALLY HOT FOR A WEEK."
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"IT TAKES TWO DAYS TO SPRAY."
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"THE REST OF THE TIME, IT'S YOUR OWN PRIVATE PLAYHOUSE."
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"( chuckling )"
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"GO ON. TAKE A SPIN ON THE BIDET."
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"OR DID YOU THINK IT WAS A WATER FOUNTAIN?"
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"I SHOULDN'T EVEN HAVE LET MYSELF SIT"
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"ON A STRANGER'S TOILET LID."
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"MAN, THIS GUY'S GOT BAD EYESIGHT."
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"SO TELL ME ABOUT YOUR DAY."
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"WE WERE DOING CONVERSIONS ON THE OVERHEAD PROJECTOR"
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"SHOP?"
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"BOBBY, FROM NOW ON, WHEN I ASK, "HOW WAS YOUR DAY?""
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"OUR REGULAR TEACHER ELOPED WITH THE LUNCH LADY"
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"PRINCIPAL MOSS IS HAVING US USE SHOP AS A STUDY HALL."
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"WHAT?! HOLD ON, SON."
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"IT'S NOT A PRETTY LOOK."
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"EXCEPT FOR TEN MINUTES EVERY HOUR AND 45 MINUTES FOR LUNCH."
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"MAYBE I COULD BE A SUBSTITUTE TEACHER."
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"( laughing )"
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"OH. LUANNE, HONEY"
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"I WAS NOT LAUGHING AT YOU."
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"I WAS LAUGHING AT THE IDEA."
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"I'M SORRY, HANK."
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"THE SCHOOL BOARD WILL NOT AUTHORIZE"
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"HECK, WE CAN'T EVEN AFFORD TO FIX A DENT IN THE GYM FLOOR"
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"WHERE COACH HAD HIS LITTLE FIT."
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"YOU KNOW, I REMEMBER A FELLA IN MY EIGHTH GRADE SHOP CLASS."
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"PRETTY HANDY WITH THE COPING SAW, NICE GUY."
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"WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO HIM?"
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"GOT MARRIED, HAD KIDS, RESPONSIBILITIES."
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"ME. I'LL TEACH SHOP, AND I'LL DO IT FOR FREE."
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"ALREADY A SUBSTITUTE TEACHER HERE"
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"JUST KEEP THE BITTERNESS AND THE HE SAID-SHE SAID"
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"OUT OF MY SCHOOL."
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"WE HAVE A VERY GOOD MARRIAGE."
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"MAKING OUT IN THE TEACHERS' LOUNGE."
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"YOU WON'T!"
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"SO, UH, SHOULD I HAVE THE STUDENTS CALL ME"
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"AND I THOUGHT I DODGED A BULLET WHEN LUANNE WANTED TO TEACH."
King of the Hill
"I'M GOING TO DO FOR YOU"
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"THE SALUTATORY, THE ATTENDATORY"
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"PEDAGOGARY..."
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"WAIT. LET'S SEE."
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"HOW'S IT GO? UH, WAIT."
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"WHICH BRINGS US TO... SANITARIA."
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"UH..."
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"EVERYBODY LOOKS PRETTY CLEAN."
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"HMM."
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"IS THAT A SWITCHBLADE?"
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"WHAT ELSE DOES IT HAVE?"
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"WELL, IT HAS A FILE"
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"A SERRATED SHEEPS-FOOT BLADE, A LANYARD RING--"
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"WHAT? THIS?"
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"LET'S SEE THEM."
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"OKAY, JOSEPH."
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"YOU KNOW, BIRDS CAN BUILD THEIR OWN HOUSES."
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"THEY'RE CALLED NESTS."
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"OKAY, EVERYONE, PUT ON YOUR GOGGLES."
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"BUT THEY'RE ALSO PART OF PROPER SAFETY ATTIRE."
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"SO, CAN I ASSUME THAT MY LESSON PLAN GOT AN "A""
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"OR IS YOUR HIGHEST GRADE AN A-PLUS?"
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"WELL, ACTUALLY, I WAS HAVING A LITTLE TROUBLE"
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"WITH THE FILE CARDS, SO, WELL, I KIND OF WINGED IT."
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"WELL, YOU PROFESSIONAL TEACHERS"
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"PROBABLY HAVE A SPECIAL TERM FOR IT"
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"I'LL BET YOU'VE GOT MORE TOOLS"
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