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Clips from 30 Rock - The C Word (S01E01)

"Thanks again, gents."
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"Let's have a casting session on Monday."
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"Grace..."
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"Soto quote Mr Jerry Maguire..."
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""You make me a complete person.""
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"Yes, sir!"
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"You're watching the "Designing Women" marathon on Nick@Night."
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"I may not be capable of understanding normal thinking,"
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"because I think a woman is just as powerful as a man."
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"you had better learn to stay out of my way"
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"Staying up all night rewriting "The Amazing Hobo.""
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"- Good morning, Lemon. - Hey, Jack. Come on!"
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"- You stay up all night? - How can you tell?"
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"This is the men's room."
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"- Did you win your golf parade? - Even better."
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"Oh, you're so weird."
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"Now, get out of here. I have to yell at my staff."
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"That's the only reason I showed up."
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"I mean, you can't promise snickerdoodles and then not bring any."
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"Listen to me! Listen!"
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"no more walking all over me."
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"I was here all night doing your work,"
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"of "Designing Women.""
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"And I want you all to watch very closely,"
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"- What do I hit..."Input"'? - ls there a "TV/VCR" button?"
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"Hang on. I want your full attention!"
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"Why is it making that noise?"
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"OK, never mind. But I want to say something to all of you."
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"I am the boss here,"
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"and sometimes that's gonna make me unpopular."
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"But the point is, I know what you called me, Lutz."
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"You can stay."
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"But if you ever... if any of you ever call me that horrible word again,"
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"and you will never alter drapes in Atlanta again,"
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"because you do not cross a Sugarbaker woman!"
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"I'm so tired."
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"I'm so tired, you guys."
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"All right, champ."
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"It's nani time."
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"The dude from your cheques, and a good person for you to know."
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"but my partner will be Tracy Jordan, his grandchildren's favourite movie star."
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"Dude, I'm exhausted."
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"and then I hated it again, and then I got horny,"
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""Deal Or No Hobo?""
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"Lutz, why don't you approach your job with the same creativity and excitement"
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"Grace Park, you know this can't happen."
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"Oh, Kenneth."
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"you're too late."
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"I just don't know myself around you."
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"I'm sick of it."
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"You need to hook me up with a helicopter."
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"It rhymes with "Hermit of Mink Hollow"?"
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"No!"
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"- You can't fire a guy for cursing. - I'm not upset by cursing."
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"Oh, my God. I am."
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"I lost my kitten."
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"Oh, hair like a Viking. God bless you."
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"Don, I want you to meet my friend Tracy Jordan."
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"Thank you so much for being here and supporting diabetes research."
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"Hey, I feel you. Messed-up sugar runs in my family, too."
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"- So, how's your short game? - We'll find out tomorrow."
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"That's humorous."
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"Hey, how come you don't hire more black people around here?"
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"No, actually, we have an award-winning diversity program."
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"My associate's name is Francis Callier,"
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"I may even be ugly."
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"Excuse me."
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"Yeah. I don't have a daughter."
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"'cause this is my house."
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"Because I am not just feminine. I also can project my power."
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"That's not cool."
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"Was Courtney Love not available?"
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"Kenneth and Grace, and Eric and Pat."
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"Hello, gentlemen. Welcome to the 9th Annual "Cure Diabetes Now" Golf Tournament."
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"Tomorrow I'm gonna be in an intense 6-hour foursome with three other men,"
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"I studied TV theory at Kentucky Mountain Bible College."
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"Everyone should see "Mamma Mia!" Before it closes."
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"I'm sorry that I said that."
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"- Why not? - We have a past..."
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"Absolutely. I'd be happy to arrange for you to take a ride."
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"Damn straight. I'm delightful."
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"What did you tell the president of Warner Brothers?"
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"No."
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"Wait. Are you saying that I am like that sometimes?"
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"Pleasure to have met you."
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"It doesn't matter now, Tracy. We're not in Geiss' foursome, thanks to you."
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"Yeah, at first I hated it, and then I liked it,"
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"Oh, I'm sorry, Teresa. Oh, God."
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"which is why you're all here tonight."
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"And guess what, Jack. I'm just getting started."
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"Next weekend, Tracy and I are going to double-team Don Geiss with our big ideas."
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"Mr Hornberger? Grace and I cannot work together."
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"Guys like Geiss run everything, including movie studios,"
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"I wanted you to entertain these people, not publicly humiliate them."
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"and a bag of barbecue potato chips?"
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"Son, I wasn't joking about those chips."
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"Told her she could kiss my delicious ass."
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"Come on in, Tracy."
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"I sure hope Mr Jack plays his game good today."
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"Jack, I'm gonna be on the Vineyard next month."
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"but my words cannot suffice."
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"Oh, my."
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"Buddy up."
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"I think Liz is right about this."
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"Oh, he's adorable."
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""When you said 'hello,' you had me.""
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"You want one? Consider it done."
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"She always sounds so terrified."
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"She's always like, "The president has a plan for Iran,"
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"What about my "Dancing With the Hobos" sketch?"
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"I stayed up all night watching a "Designing Women" marathon."
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"I'm telling you, watching that isn't gonna get us out of here any faster."
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"Runt! Runt!"
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"No, you're the one."
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"And how's that working for you? Yeah, I thought so."
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"OK, go home."
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"- Tracy, bring your daughter. - That's a deal."
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"Sir, you may be right."
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"but at 3:30 this morning, I happened to see this episode"
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"because it sums up so perfectly what I want to say to you."
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