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Clips from Rick and Morty - Rest and Ricklaxation (S03E03)

"Just like I told you, Mitch --"
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"The music was in your heart the whole time."
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"[ Song continues ]"
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"I know that because..."
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"I'm not alone anymore! [ Song resumes ]"
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"I do, however, know that I have a pretty bad case of"
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"Might be fatal. [ Chuckles ]"
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"Hey, kids. Uh, hope I'm not interrupting."
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"Morty, a moment of your time?"
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"Happy to help, Rick."
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"Listen. [ Cellphone beeps ]"
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"[ Recording stops ] It's a bad phone. Chuck it."
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"I downgraded to a clamshell for emergencies only."
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"You know, if -- if -- if something's worth saying,"
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"i-it's worth eye contact."
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"Uh, I-I-I traced the source of the call"
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"back to the spa we went to, Morty."
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"[ Normal voice ] Remember us? Oh, I don't like confrontation!"
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"You fucked us, you pieces of garbage!"
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"That's right, you're fucking garbage, not us."
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"I'm a fucking genius and a god."
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"You really think this thing can hold me?"
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"I'm gonna rip your throat -- [ Recording stops ]"
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"their own will to live?"
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"W-What if mine shares my intelligence"
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"Sounds like he's in a lot of pain."
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"But, you know, you shouldn't have to deal with that, man."
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"with some urban spin yoga."
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"It's amazing. You do yoga on a bike,"
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"but you have an at-risk preteen --"
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"I don't think I can just blow this off, Morty."
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"I-It's a dilemma. I think I know what to do."
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"You know, the only problem here is a big fat brain"
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"that misses eating all them big fat problems."
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"Focus on the good thing. Trust me, things are good."
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"Taking that away from me... [ Chuckles ]"
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"[ Ominous music plays ]"
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"Oh, man. World's Greatest Grandpa, for reals."
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"It's not just a coffee cup for you, bud."
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"You're legit."
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"[ Piano music plays ]"
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"I love drums. I never took drum lessons."
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"Why? Limitations. We are addicted to our own limitations."
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"How amazing is that?"
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"Is the kale prepared in the kitchen?"
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"I'll have a water. Uh..."
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"How is the... "cru-dite?""
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"Ha! It's okay! Pronounce it however you want."
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"Words are just things. Please. Thank you."
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"We're having a conversation."
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"It's like, whew!"
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"Just kidding. You know, you're so quiet. What's wrong?"
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"W-Why don't you tell me about yourself?"
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"What's the atmosphere like on planet Jessica?"
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"Where's the equator, what are the vacations,"
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"a-and the holidays?"
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"I mean, you know, [Laughs] are they the same time?"
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"Talk to me. Well...I... like this restaurant."
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"Holy shit! Holy shit! We have a moron over here!"
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"I can't believe I haven't thought of this."
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"fwoos-s-s-ssh,"
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"lasers, bwaa-bwaa-bwaa..."
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"[ Laughs ] Right?"
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"Yeah, phones are awful, I downgraded to --"
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"I totally forgot my..."
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"Things are good. You know what? Why am I doing that?"
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"Do not. Even. You have no need to explain."
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"It's all good. I think you'd get bored with me."
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"E-Exactly. Look, the sparks aren't flying."
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"This is what dating is for, you know?"
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"[ Laughs ] First date, no sparks."
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"No damage, no worries. Life is a highway."
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"Gonna eat some "crudite." Mmm!"
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"Is this organic? Mmm. All right."
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"You know, the evening continues."
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"Okay, here we go."
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"Ma'am, I'm afraid I have some bad news for you."
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"Your money's no good here. [ Laughs ]"
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"Aren't you a child? Only in the ways that matter."
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"Morty. [ Sighs ] Stacy."
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"I've been watching you drink, Stacy."
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"I get the feeling you've got a hard job."
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"I wonder what it takes to please you."
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"That's the job I want -- part time, full time,"
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"I want to be good at it, bad at it,"
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"I want to get promoted, fired, corner office, hostile takeover,"
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"workplace accident -- I'm on my knees, Stacy --"
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"praying, worshipping, begging, whatever you want."
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"Okay. fuck it."
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"[ Glasses tink ] Tink."
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"[ Tires screech ] Stacy: [ Giggling ] Mm!"
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"Let's ask my grandpa. He's a scientist."
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"Hey, Rick, are you familiar with "Ben Wa" technology?"
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"Morty, great news."
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"I went back to the spa and they let me purchase"
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"Why? Because we're coming home, bitch!"
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"What is this? This is the parts of your pussy grandpa that keep it real."
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"I don't want to be on camera."
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"I'm ugly and gross, please."
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"Should I go? You're your own person, Stacy."
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"Rick, please tell me"
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"you're not trying to put that stuff back inside of us."
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"Morty, I'm sorry. That stuff is alive and it belongs with us."
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"We yanked them from their homes and locked them in a can."
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"[ Clanks ] Motherfucker!"
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"That's what they do, Rick, they live in pain."
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"They -- they're all the bad parts of us, which, by the way,"
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"includes our dishonesty,"
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"so how do you know this isn't all some sort of crazy trick?"
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"Oh, so now because I'm made entirely of toxins I'm also a liar?"
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"Fuck you, you little sociopath."
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"You hear this, Morty? Oh, everybody hates me. I can tell."
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"Y-You all hate me -- All right, shut up, Morty."
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"Healthy Rick, are we doing this or what?"
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"Yep. Sorry, Morty. I need you to step into the booth."
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"Don't negotiate with that little turd, dummy."
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"You're the Rick. You need to show dominance."
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"Morty, booth, now. Booth!"
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"Come on, Morty. Don't touch me!"
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"Nooooo!"
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