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Clips from Rick and Morty - Rest and Ricklaxation (S03E03)

"No! [ Booth hisses, whirs ]"
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"It worked! [ Laughs ] Yes! That idiot believed every word."
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"Now let's see how he enjoys living in that shit tank."
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"He's in front of you. Oh. My eyes are still adjusting."
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"Uh, is this like a sex dungeon?"
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"I guess I should've been paying attention."
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"After 70 years of being bottled up"
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"inside a [burps] sentimental jackass,"
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"I finally get to live my own life."
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"Why would I ever re-merge with a pussy like you?"
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"T-That was your plan? Not wa motherfucker -- still is."
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"Did I ask for this? Huh? Did I?"
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"Groin System 6000. Kill him!"
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"Believe me, I got a lot more use out of that thing"
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"You know what? Not my table."
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"Daddy's little boy."
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"Oh, who's that?"
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"We don't need to resort to over-the-top --"
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"I-I'm a piece of shit, but I got the tank!"
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"You're going in that tank, motherfucker."
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"Okay, just -- just leave her out of it."
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"What's going on?"
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"If I can't trap you in a toxic world,"
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"It's okay, girls."
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"I-I'm so sorry I put us in danger with some of my behavior."
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"pick some fresh basil, and make us a nice Scallopini."
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"What did the booger version of you mean"
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"when he said he was going to make the whole world toxic?"
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"Believe me, sweetie, that man's motivations are a mystery."
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"Morty, I appreciate what you're trying to do,"
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"Our -- our toxins have as much a right to their worldview as --"
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"you useless old turd."
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"Wait. That's it."
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"How could that detox machine know the difference"
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"I'll explain on the way."
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"i[burps]s the perfect height and metallic composition"
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"What do you think about that, Morty?"
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"Oh, man. I'm just freaked out. I-It's too high up here."
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"Once I flip this switch,"
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"[ Laughter, squeaking ]"
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"[ Laughs ] We fucking did it, Morty."
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"Didn't you learn last time that you can't beat me?"
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"Yeah, I did. And then I learned something else."
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"I know you give a shit, dummy."
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"Because I know I don't."
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"You want it? Come and get it."
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"Merge with me and you'll know how to save him."
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"Pfft. Come on, man. I've been trapped"
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"but this is the all-time weakest bluff that I've ever --"
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"Ow-Ohh!! Jesus Christ! What are you doing?!"
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"He's cutting your time in half. 10 minutes. Ohh! It hurts!"
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"What is your problem?"
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"Oh, I had all my problems removed -- my entitlement,"
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"my narcissism, my crippling loneliness,"
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"They must be somewhere. They ain't over here, bro."
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"I'm not going back in there!"
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"Honestly, I don't care either way."
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"I hate having you in me."
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"And when I say "honestly" you can believe it,"
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"All right! Knock it off! You're not impressing anyone."
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"Morty, not that I give a shit, but are you okay?"
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"Oh, wait, you can't."
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"I guess it's just funny because you've never done"
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"anything but complain about me being in charge,"
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"but if I ever gave you the wheel we'd be dead in five minutes."
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"-Rick? -You poor, dumb, sick animal."
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"I'm back, baby! Regular Rick! Master of both worlds!"
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"Check it it out! [ Farts ]"
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"Man, I really over think shit when I'm angry."
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"Mm, ma-mah."
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"God is not a lie."
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"[ Wailing ]"
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"Mommy! Mommy!"
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"Ha! All right, Morty,"
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"now it's time we re-merge your little ass."
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"You're a better man than me, Rick."
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"I'm healthy enough to admit that!"
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"That kid is a real piece of shit."
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"Y-Y-You're gonna save me, right?"
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"Part of me really wanted to."
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"I'm telling you, these shares are hot. Yeah."
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"That sounds like a good idea. It's definitely a good idea."
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"Have I ever lied to you?"
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"This stock is a beautiful redhead, recently single,"
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"and fate has put her locker two down from yours, Duane --"
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"Blue pill or red pill, what'll be, bro?"
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"Totally understand, Duane."
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"You're the boss. [ Phone beeps ]"
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"Heinholz Biotech --"
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"million and a half at thirty-three."
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"[ Crunch ]"
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"Mmm! Is this organic?"
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"Mmm!"
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"Is that how long it takes for Rick to trace my location?"
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"Come back, Morty. I miss you."
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"you never had to love 'em back."
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"Because I'm not sick. Ex-girlfriend?"
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"Should I be jealous? There's nothing to be jealous of."
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"I just realized that I'm scheduled to speak at that fundraiser"
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"You are the perfect man."
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"You didn't hang up."
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"Huh. How 'bout that?"
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"time to take the op[burps]posite of your medicine."
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"So, how do you feel, Morty?"
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"Ah, geez. I'm miserable. Am I good or what?"
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"I guess it's worth it, though, to know how much you care."
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"Care? Me? Morty, I'm fine with you."
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"I only did this for him. You lying bitch."
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"She kept coming to our house, Morty, and kept asking me"
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""Did -- did -- d-did you get a new Morty yet?""
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"I wasn't crying!"
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"I-I-I wasn't who I said I was."
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"You weren't a 14-year-old boy from the Midwest"
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"on his lack of conscience by becoming a stock broker?"
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"Oh. I guess I was pretty up front about that, wasn't I?"
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"You were up front about everything."
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"Well... N-- Not anymore. I'll, um..."
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"She can't keep the drones."
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"They turn into a little Voltron robot."
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"They're awesome."
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