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Clips from Rick and Morty - Rest and Ricklaxation (S03E03)

"Let me put this real simple."
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"not looking to date but ready to fall in love,"
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"So step up or step off, Duane."
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"[ Cheers and applause ] Heh."
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"You little fucking monster."
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"[ Chopping ]"
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"[ Cellphone vibrates ] Go for Morty."
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"Jessica: Hi, Morty. It's Jessica."
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"You miss someone that loved you so much"
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"How do you know I don't want to love you?"
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"on our date night."
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"I can cancel. We'll be together. That's a date."
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"Oh, sweetie, I think you hit the wrong button."
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"Sorry, tiny American Psycho,"
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"[ Rick and Jessica bicker ] Jacquelyn, I --"
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"who ran away from his family and capitalized"
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"You were my soul mate."
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"Y-You can keep the apartment,"
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"and -- and -- and, uh...the drones."
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"♪ Hey, did you ever want to hold a terrifold? ♪"
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"♪ I got one right here"
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"♪ Grab my terri-flap"
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"♪ Squeeze it"
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"♪ Suck my flaps, you piece of shit ♪"
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"they were popular in the late 19th century."
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"[ Beeps, hisses ]"
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"[ Bell rings, lockers slam ]"
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"I mean, obviously if someone special comes along..."
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"B-But I mean really special, like,"
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"nothing I've even remotely considered in the past."
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"Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit. I want that kind of love like that docking kind of love."
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"Oh, yeah. Like, penis in the foreskin kind of love..."
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"Mm-hmm. ...just, like, warm, just like..."
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"[ Inhales ] Everybody fuck off."
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"Morty, I need your help."
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"W-W-W-We -- We need to go on a quick adventure."
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"You said I could go to school today."
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"That was be[burps]fore I needed something, Morty."
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"Oh, that's -- Wow, Morty. Wow. What an exciting life you lead."
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"Steady, Morty. Five cetons."
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"♪♪"
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"Steady, God damn it! Two cetons."
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"[ Screaming ]"
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"[ Cheers and applause, triumphant music plays ]"
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"[ Bottles clink ]"
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"[ Both sighing ]"
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"I can't fucking do this anymore!"
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"That was seriously fucked up. We almost died."
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"So you agree? Fuck yes! That w-- T-This was insane!"
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"That was pure luck."
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"I was not in control of that situation at all."
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"Look at this, Morty. Look at my fucking hand."
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"Maybe I hate myself, maybe I think I deserve to die."
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"Isn't that something? You were right --"
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"It's not even cruel, either."
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"It loves swallowing stressed-out creatures"
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"for 20 minutes and then puking them up."
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"My whole body's like a baby's ass."
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"Complimentary psychological detox?"
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"Removes all your cognitive toxins,"
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"[Gurgles] purifies your system."
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"Oof, this guy on commission or something?"
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"We get paid by the hour."
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"There's no incentive really --"
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"Oh, my God. Okay, listen --"
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"Try swallowing the giant ball of snot"
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"that's dangling around in the back of your throat."
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"It's disgusting. [ Glass breaks ]"
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"Nobody wants to hear that."
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"Geez, I really need to chill."
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"[ Whirring ] Maybe you should go through twice."
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"All right, mister comedy man, you don't have to bust my balls. You're not helping things."
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"[ Echoing ] Morty!"
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"[ Groans ] What happened?"
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"Obviously the guy I yelled at overloaded the machine."
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"It takes more than that to kill Rick and Morty, motherfucker!"
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"That's because you're worthless!"
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"[ Grunts ] Jesus, how big was this explosion?"
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"I'm a genius. I don't have time for this shit."
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"W-W-We're in Hell, aren't we, Rick?"
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"You're so stupid, Morty. You're an i[burps]diot."
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"[ Burps ] There's no such thing as Hell."
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"I believe you, but I just want to die."
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"We're not in Hell, Morty. We're in the detoxifier."
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"Are you listening,"
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"you stupid little garbage person?!"
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"Hey, man, listen -- Those comments I made about your throat?"
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"It's still unacceptable behavior, and I do regret it."
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"Believe me, man, I've been working here a long time."
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"I get it."
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"Hey, uh, you mind if I put on some music?"
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"Not at all."
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"[ Slow-tempo song plays ] ♪ Grab my terrifolds"
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"What is that? I just hit shuffle."
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"Are you kidding? [ Chuckles ]"
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"This universe. [ Belches ] Oh, excuse me."
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"We should listen to one random song a day, you know?"
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"but we'd discover a lot more that we did."
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"That is an interesting concept."
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"You know, it makes me wonder"
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"if there's an algorithmic expression"
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"that could achieve the ideal ratio."
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"[ Chuckles ] Listen to me --"
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"Hoo, if anyone could, Rick."
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"Hey, here's something no science could measure --"
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"I'm real proud to be your grandpa, Morty."
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"Thanks, Rick. I love you."
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"Yeah, motherfucker! Yeah! Get it! Get some!"
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"You think you could do that, Morty?"
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"The answer is no."
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"If God exists, it's fucking me."
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"Uh...I th-- I think my voice is annoying."
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"Now, who can tell me the common denominator"
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"of these two factions?"
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"Hey, listen, you know, wha-- if we're all bored over here,"
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"for your character."
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"Class dismissed! [ Indistinct chatter ]"
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"-Awesome, Morty! -You done good, Morty."
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"Thanks for the advice, Morty. You got it."
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"Hey, Morty, remember yesterday"
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