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Clips from Perfect Strangers - Knock Knock, Who's There? (S01E01)

"Three hundred. - Four hundred."
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"And I'll go get my truck. - Yeah."
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"Can you fix any radio?"
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"My friend, my pal, these fingers."
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"You not only have a job here..."
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"...I'll even pay you minimum wage. Shh!"
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"Boys, put this little goldmine out for our customer to pick up."
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"We wouldn't want magic fingers here to accidentally hurt his hands."
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"Oh, Cousin Larry."
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"I help you anyway. - Thank you."
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"This goes right there. And then we have this amplifier to go on top."
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"And then, when you move these two big speakers..."
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"...please be careful because they're expensive."
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"You... You, uh..."
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"You hooked all that stuff up to that radio?"
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"Of course. How else you go to make it work? It was broke."
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"Mr. Twinkacetti, something just occurred to me."
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"I just sold a thousand bucks' worth of equipment for 500?"
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"Damn. It occurred to you too."
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"You!"
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"You got your walking papers, buster."
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"Well, I hope you're happy."
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"Thank you. I hope you're happy too."
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"Happy? Getting fired does not make me happy."
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"Fired? He just gave you official papers to take a nice walk."
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"That's American for "fired." It's a colorful language, isn't it?"
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"What?"
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"He can not do to you what is my fault."
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"Mr. Twinkacetti. Ah! - Balki, Balki..."
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"You come out here right now, you unfair person."
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"And I mean maybe."
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"You have something to say before I pull your tongue out through your nose?"
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"You can't fire Larry. He's a good person."
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"And if he goes, I go."
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"Not until I get a few things off my neck."
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"You don't know what kind of good fellow you're dumping to the birds."
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"He was always loyal to you."
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"He make everything perfect for you, and you won't find anyone to do better."
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"His only mistake was to be good friend to me."
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"And if you let this good person walk out that door..."
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"...you're making one big mistake, ghost buster."
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"TWINKACETTl: Wait a minute."
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"Wait a minute, I was just thinking about what the turnip said here..."
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"...and I'd be stupid to let either one of you guys walk out that door."
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"You're both hired again."
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"We are? Why?"
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"Don't be ridiculous. It's because he sees we're both good persons."
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"Yes. No."
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"And if you're not working, I can't take $ 10 a week out of your salary..."
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"...to pay for the stereo stuff and the hat rack."
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"And all of this mess."
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"Gentlemen and turnip..."
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"...welcome to the wonderful worid of being in debt."
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"Am I in debt? - Yep."
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"I'm a true American."
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"Isn't this just like America? Another happy ending."
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"Yeah. - We're buddies."
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"Yeah. - We're working together."
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"Yeah. - We're roommates."
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"We have to talk."
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"Now, you see, you couldn't have this talk if you lived alone."
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"You need me."
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"And this may surprise you, but I need you too."
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"You saved my life."
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"I have a job now that pays minimum wage. Shh!"
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"As soon as I pay back Twinkletoes and put my whole family through college..."
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"...I'm gone like a bird."
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"Of course I do. Don't be ridiculous."
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"...you have to go to Madison, Wisconsin to look up George Appleton.""
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"And here I am."
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"You can stay until l... - Oh, thank you, thank you."
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"I'm a professional sheepherder."
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"Yes, and you're welcome."
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"Cousin Larry?"
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"I sold it."
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"Well, you wanna hear a funny story? - No. Where's my money?"
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"What a swell guy."
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"But I could pay you back if you give me a job."
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"And she would say to me, "Balki, don't do that.""
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"Can I take her with me? - No."
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"Good morning, America."
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"I don't believe it. That radio never sounded that good brand-new."
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"Five hundred bucks. - You got it. Here's a $50 deposit."
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"Of course. I tell you where to put everything."
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"You brought him here. This is all your fault."
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"Well, where I come from, family sticks together."
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"You're welcome to stay until you can afford a place."
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"That goes without saying."
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"But you don't."
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"It's because I see you're both out-of-work persons."
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"Bo, bo, bo, bo."
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"Oh."
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"I didn't even know you were coming."
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"My name is Balki. I'm Larry's cousin. Philo, my fifth..."
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"Now, I wanna see heels going that way."
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