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Clips from The Simpsons - Bart the Murderer (S03E03)

"Aah!"
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"You ate my homework?"
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"Wait! Wait!"
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"Bart Simpson, you're late."
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"But I'm only five... 1 0, 20... 40 minutes?"
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"That's pretty damn late."
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"Hey, girls..."
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"You can stop looking at me now."
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"[ Groaning ]"
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"Well, it's nearly 1 :00."
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"That's right-- it's time for our field trip..."
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"to the chocolate factory."
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"Did you remember your permission slips?"
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"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"
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"Ugh!"
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"Oh, what a day."
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"I'm going to eat eight pieces of chocolate."
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"[ Chuckling ]"
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"Don't worry, Bart."
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"We'll find something fun for you to do."
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"for the P.T.A."
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"Just make a game of it."
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"Well, see how many you can lick in an hour."
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"Then try to break that record."
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"Sounds like a pretty crappy game."
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"Yes, well, get started."
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"Uh... uh... children, please."
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"Uh..."
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"Welcome to the chocolate factory."
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"I'm Troy McClure."
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"You probably remember me from such films..."
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"as The Revenge of Abe Lincoln..."
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"In those days..."
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"instead of being wrapped in a hygienic package..."
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"in a tobacco leaf."
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"Instead of being pure chocolate..."
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"and they didn't eat it--"
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"when I said it would be fun, did you?"
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"No, thir."
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"[ Groaning ]"
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"Please, kids, play sanitary."
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"[ Cocoa Beanie Grunting ]"
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"Tan I doe now?"
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"What?"
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"I... doe... now?''"
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"Well, there's still a minute to go."
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"Oh, why not?"
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"But don't you tell your teacher..."
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"I let you go early."
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"Die don't."
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"[ Kids Laughing ]"
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"Son of a b... Oof!."
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"What next?"
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"Uh-oh."
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"What's with the kid?"
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"Hands off the material."
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"What do you know?"
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"The kid's tough."
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"I wonder if he is lucky also."
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"Shelbyville Downs, third race."
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"Eat my shorts."
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"Hey, wait a minute, you little punk!"
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"I said the third race."
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"Don't have a cow."
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"Don't Have a Cow in the third."
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"Put a deuce on him."
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"and our slot machine and card tables."
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"Cool."
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"Boss, here's the call for the third race."
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"It's Suffering Succotash by a neck..."
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"over Yabba-Dabba-Do, Ain't I a Stinker, and That's All Folks."
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"Here comes Don't Have a Cow flying on the outside..."
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"And we were gonna shoot him."
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"[ Gulps ]"
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"Mmm, mmm..."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"[ Marge ] You got a job? Doing what?"
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"cutting cigars-- a job."
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"Homer, say something."
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"What does it pay?"
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"Thirty bucks a week."
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"[ Raspberries ]"
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"I make more than that."
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"[ Gasps ]"
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"I was looking for those."
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"[ Grumbles ]"
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"Duh..."
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"[ Screaming ]"
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"[ Laughing ]"
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"It's funny because it's true."
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"Well observed."
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"Baloney! I won't rest..."
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"that got hijacked on Route 401 ?"
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"What's a truck?"
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"Relax, Chief."
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"You know, the boy here makes an excellent Manhattan."
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"Good for you."
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"[ Humming ]"
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"[ Gasps ]"
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"Bart! Have you started smoking?"
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"No."
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"Don't lie to me, boy."
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"Uh-huh! Cigarettes."
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"Just as I thought."
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"My boss said his warehouse was full."
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"Yeah, right."
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"I'm going to teach you a lesson."
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"I'm going to stand here..."
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"and watch you smoke every one of those cigarettes."
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"Then maybe you'll learn."
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"Fat Tony sent me over to pick up the goods."
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"You look good with that cigarette--"
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"kind of sophisticated."
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"Son, I'll never doubt you again."
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"The contents of the hijacked truck..."
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"some 1 2,000 cartons of Laramie 1 00s."
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"[ Reporters Yelling ]"
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"We have... Please!"
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"We have a number of leads..."
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"and let me assure all you smokers..."
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