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Clips from The Simpsons - Bart the Murderer (S03E03)

"there is no shortage of cigarettes."
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"How do we know that?"
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"Let me refer that back toJack Larson..."
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"of Laramie Tobacco Products."
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"Thank you, Chief."
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"Folks, I'm pleased to announce that a new truckload of Laramies..."
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"with their smooth good taste and rich tobacco flavor..."
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"is already heading toward Springfield..."
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"and the driver has been instructed..."
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"to ignore all stop signs and crosswalks."
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"Police suspect the involvement of reputed mobster..."
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"William ''Fat Tony'' Williams."
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"Fat Tony is a cancer on this fair city..."
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"and I am the..."
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"Uh, what cures cancer?"
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"Bart, is your boss a crook?"
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"I don't think so..."
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"although it would explain..."
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"Me and the boys thank you..."
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"for hanging on to this for us."
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"Thanks."
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"are you guys crooks?"
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"Bart, um... is it wrong to steal a loaf of bread..."
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"No."
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"For a large starving family..."
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"Uh-uh."
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"And what if your family don't like bread?"
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"They like... cigarettes."
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"I guess that's okay."
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"that was practically giving them away?"
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"Would that be a crime?"
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"[ Grumbling ]"
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"It's good he has a part-time job..."
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"but I'm not sure..."
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"about the people Bart's working for."
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"I think they're criminals."
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"Ajob's a job."
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"If my plant pollutes the water and poisons the town..."
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"by your logic, that would make me a criminal."
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"Bart's been acting very strangely..."
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"and that pizza delivery truck..."
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"has been parked across the street for two weeks."
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"How long does it take to deliver a pizza?"
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"Our cover's blown."
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"Let's roll."
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"See? It was all your imagination."
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"Homer, I want you to go down to that club..."
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"and talk to them."
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"See what kind of people they are."
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"Please, Homie."
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"Oh, all right."
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"Hmm."
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"[ Homer Chuckling ]"
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"Read 'em and weep, boys."
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"Another pair of sixes."
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"You win again, Homer."
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"[ Homer Chuckling ]"
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"I am thrilled your boy..."
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"can continue to work here."
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"If you need a hat-check girl, I've got a daughter."
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"Homer, you're a hell of a father."
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"Homer! What did you find out?"
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"The only thing going on down there..."
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"was male bonding."
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"Hmm?"
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"What are you boys doing?"
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"me and my associates to your club..."
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"of the finest Manhattans in all of Springfield."
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"Now you say your bartender isn't here?"
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"I don't know what happened."
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"Louie, make up some Manhattans."
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"Now!"
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"[ Slurping ]"
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"Come on, boys."
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"[ Grumbling ]"
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"...lousy Skinner."
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"You are late for work."
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"Principal Skinner kept me after school."
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"Is Skinner causing you trouble?"
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"Hmm. Perhaps we should go..."
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"to meet and greet this individual."
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"Come on, boys."
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"I don't have an appointment with any large men."
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"You Skinner?"
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"I'm Principal Skinner, yes."
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"[ Snickering ]"
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"Children, I don't know how to break this to you..."
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"but Principal Skinner is..."
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"missing."
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"[ Cheering ]"
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"Uh-oh."
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"- [ Gasps ] - What..?"
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"[ Sputtering ]"
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"- Chief Wiggum? - Chief Wiggum?"
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"I see wedding bells..."
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"for Vanna White and Teddy Kennedy."
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"Chief Wiggum, I am merely a conduit for the spirits."
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"Willie Nelson will astound his fans..."
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"by swimming the English Channel."
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"Really? Willie Nelson?"
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"He loved fire drills."
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"for the wee bairns."
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"Hey! Look at me!"
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"I'm Skinner's body."
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"That is not funny."
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"I heard he's buried under his parking spot."
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"I heard he was ground into hamburger for lunch."
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"That's just a rumor."
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"You're engaged in speculation."
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"[ Groaning ]"
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"Wuhaa!"
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"[ Screams ]"
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"[ Gurgling ] You killed me, Bart!"
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"Reverend Lovejoy!"
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"You've come to comfort me?"
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"Yes, Bart."
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"There, there."
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"[Jeering ]"
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"Kill my boy."
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"Kill my boy."
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