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Clips from Silicon Valley - Meinertzhagen's Haversack (S03E03)

"Hello."
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"Fuck! I'm missing everything."
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"It's over. It's over."
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"If you'll excuse me, gentlemen,"
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"- D... No. - Yeah."
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"In fact, it was her opinion that we should immediately abandon the box"
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"but yeah. Yeah, well, hey, look,"
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"I'm here on behalf of Twen-X recruiting,"
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"Let me get my jacket."
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"The guys cannot wait to see you again."
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"You think you can bring me in here"
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"Huh, Pakistani Mr. T?"
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"It was itchy on my neck, so..."
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"That was a bad decision."
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"You know what? If you're gonna give me shit"
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"Erlich may be onto something."
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"Hold on. "Ocean's Eleven"?"
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"I know what it is, Jared."
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"we're working on the box the entire time."
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"But this? This is fucking genius."
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"Building the platform is the real challenge."
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"Gilfoyle, where are we on the server space?"
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"I've got a better idea."
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"Sneaking all of him out would be too difficult."
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"for when I was working for free,"
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"about your secret project."
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"to 5230 Newell Road"
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"We can't enjoy going to work."
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"Meinertzhagen's haversack."
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"Well, it's a principle of military deception."
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"All right. To skunkworks!"
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"- Hey, all right. - I don't usually drink"
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"Okay, you guys, this is it."
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"that I'm going to lay on you when we get in there."
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"Now we need to worry about now."
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"What other option do you have, Richard?"
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"I didn't say anything."
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"So, Nucleus stole half our IP,"
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"what was going on inside of his own company?"
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"This plan better fucking work with a sacrifice like this."
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"We have to keep bitching about the box."
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"Dinesh, I have a few premium chain insults"
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"We have to keep complaining about Barker."
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"Actually, yes, that was painfully difficult."
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"I missed the whole fucking thing"
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"But what we're actually doing"
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"Uh... I have no idea. Who?"
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"I've heard all of his engineering team's complaints."
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"Yeah-ar."
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"but faking the box is going to be the easy part."
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"Twelve weeks from today, we're going to present her a prototype of that box."
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"You're not. Did you take it off"
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"if you didn't tell Jack that he came here to talk to you about this."
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"- Your favorite one. - Hmm."
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"I just might have one too. Sorry in advance."
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"because we don't have a shredder at the house, do we?"
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"I don't like it any more than you do."
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"Freedom. Isn't that right, Gilfoyle?"
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"We have to do what he says."
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"We're building the box, Richard."
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"and I would reconsider sitting down with you and your clients"
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"- You can't make that shit up. - But you literally did make it up."
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"This is your future."
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"Uh, not well."
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"because of these fucking monitors."
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"Sure, come on in, Richard. Grab a seat."
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"That is a serious breach of protocol."
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"and pay me to give you the rest?"
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"And if we fuck anything up and get caught,"
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"- Everybody in? - In."
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"Well, there's actually some paperwork involved."
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"That's just to keep me from telling Barker"
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"Something's happening."
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"What?"
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"I'm going to go to the kitchen."
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"You understand what that means?"
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"You stole half of our algorithm."
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"Fuck you."
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"we also have to make Jack and his sales weasels think"
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"but servers are not the real issue."
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"Not a word ever again."
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"Can I speak with you alone, please? Hmm?"
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"Well, guys, I think we can agree to that."
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