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Clips from Friends - The One with the Sharks (S09E09)

"This could have been my serious guy."
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"He was sweet and smart and funny."
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"We are a rare breed."
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"What a great dinner."
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"Yeah, and hey, thanks again..."
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"Ha, ha. You're welcome again. I'm gonna go make some coffee."
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"- Can I get you anything? - Uh, do you have any cake?"
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"So this is going pretty good."
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"Dinner was nice. We've got a lot in common."
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"Ooh, Victoria's Secret. Huh."
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"We even like the same books."
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"Ooh. There's a scary painting."
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"Wait a minute."
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"You know what? This whole place looks familiar."
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"I have definitely been in this apartment."
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"I know I've seen this weird plant before."
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"Ow! It did that the last time!"
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"Oh, my God. I've gone out with this girl before."
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"Yeah! We had sex on this couch!"
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"And then on that chair, and... No."
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"...which is weird, because it seems like a perfectly good place."
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"Ow. That's why."
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"Hey, Mike. Uh, sorry to just drop by like this. Can I come in?"
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"Sure."
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"I'm Ross. Phoebe's friend from the coffeehouse?"
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"Okay. Unless..."
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"- No. - Oh..."
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"No, it's just, you know, you have that look."
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"Damn Supercuts."
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"- Well, what's up? Is Phoebe okay? - Oh, yeah, yeah. No."
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"Oh, Phoebe is great. But, um..."
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"I'm an idiot, okay?"
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"Look, right before you guys went out, I accidentally got her all upset."
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"Oh. That's why she was weird."
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"Yes, yeah. I said something stupid..."
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"...about her never having had a serious relationship."
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"But you should know, she is so much fun. A wonderful person."
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"- Please, don't blow her off. - I'm not gonna blow her off."
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"I actually just got off the phone with her. We're going out tomorrow night."
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"I mean, I hope that's okay with you, stranger from the coffeehouse."
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"Well, then, I didn't need to bother you."
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"Um, you or the four other Mike Hannigans I bothered."
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"Hey, wait, wait, wait. Is that true what you said?"
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"Phoebe's never had a serious relationship?"
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"Of course she has."
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"If she's never had a serious relationship..."
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"...do you think I'd go around broadcasting it..."
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"- But you did say it. - Yes. Yes, I did."
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"And I will also say..."
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"...what I'm about to say..."
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"...the following."
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"Phoebe has never had a serious relationship..."
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"...since..."
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"...her super-serious relationship..."
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"...with..."
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"...Vikram."
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"- Vikram? - What? That's a real name."
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"Oklahoma, where the wind comes"
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"sweeping down the plain"
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"Stop it."
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"Why couldn't they have sent me to Texas?"
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"Maybe I'll hit the gym."
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"Ah, who am I kidding? Pay-per-view porn."
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"- Do not disturb! Do not disturb! - Surprise!"
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"- Monica? - Is everything all right?"
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"Yeah, everything's great. I was just, uh..."
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"...watching some regular television there."
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"What a pleasant surprise."
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"- I'm gonna go freshen up, okay? - Okay, honey."
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"Okay, I just got to Chandler's room, and I caught him..."
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"...molesting himself."
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"Ugh. That couldn't have been pretty."
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"Uh, well, the weird part is..."
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"...he was getting off to a shark-attack show."
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"- While watching sharks? - Yeah."
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"Do you know how many times I've seen him jump up like that?"
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"Man. Sharks."
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"I always knew there was something weird about that dude."
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"You promised to love him no matter what."
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""What" means, like, if he gets a disease or kills someone."
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"- Not if he gets his jollies to Jaws. - Oh."
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"You know what, honey? Guys are just different."
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"They like things that we can't understand."
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"You know, I once dated this guy who wanted to pretend..."
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"...that he was an archeologist, and that I was this..."
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"...naughty cavewoman who he unfroze from a block of ice."
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"Ew, are you talking about my brother?"
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"Yeah, I didn't disguise that very well, did I?"
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"- Hey. - Hi."
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"Listen to this. I went out with this girl last night."
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"Halfway through our date I realized..."
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"...I already slept with her."
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"You've slept with all the women in New York..."
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"...and now you're going around again?"
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"I don't think she remembered sleeping with me!"
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"Yeah, but she should remember sleeping with me. I am very memorable!"
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"- You guys know. - How do we know?"
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"What's the big deal? You forgot, she forgot."
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"- Maybe you were having an off night. - Hey!"
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"I never have an off night. Okay?"
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"Although, sometimes if I'm a little bloated, I don't feel that sexy."
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"But even then, I'm better than most."
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"Yeah, you're both so slutty, you don't remember who you slept with."
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"You're made for each other."
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"Interesting. Yeah."
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"All right, well, I'll go out with her again and I'll try to get past it."
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"No salt! Bloaty!"
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"You don't think sharks are sexy, do you?"
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"No."
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"Wait a minute. Wait, what was the Little Mermaid?"
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"It's open!"
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"- Hey. - Hey. Mike called! We're going out again!"
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"- Yay! Yay! - Yay."
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"What?"
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"What did you...? What did you do, Ross?"
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"Oh, boy. You got mad at that part."
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"I went over there, you know, to tell him how..."
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"How great you are. Ahem, but..."
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"Well, you know me. Blah, blah, blah."
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"- And I ended up telling him, um, that... - What?"
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