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Clips from Scrubs - My Chopped Liver (S05E05)

"# Hare Krishna"
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"Oh, no, no. I know I've got the hair, but I'm not one of you, uh, people."
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"# The best Krishna #"
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"but I'm not the type easily sucked in by that stuff."
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"- Morning, Dr. Dorian. - Praise be to Krishna!"
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"Damn it!"
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"Hey, Mr. Coleman, how are you feeling?"
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"- OK. - All right. We'll see you, Mr. Coleman."
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"- Let's hear it. - Frank, we have no more options."
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"We're getting kind of serious..."
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"where I block out any irritating white noise."
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"I was the one who puked on your Porsche after Turk and Carla's wedding."
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"Greatest conversation ever."
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"All right, buddy. Today's the day."
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"# It's mighty, mighty just lettin' it all hang out"
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"- I bet you wish you could say that. - I do!"
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"Brr! These gowns do not protect the fellas against a cool breeze, do they?"
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"[Laughing]"
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"You'll be my wing man, even though you're horrible at it."
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"Ah!"
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"Every time I saw them, they yelled, "Cracker!""
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"Please don't make me go out with Barbie and, yes, I know it's too easy, Ken."
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"Why, Zeltzer? It's not like I'm driving."
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"Nurse Espinosa, I need your help with something."
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"I've dealt with it emotionally, but I can't stop crying."
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"I need you to run interference for me. Keep people from seeing me vulnerable."
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"- All the best. - I'll be rooting for you."
Scrubs
"What is your problem?"
Scrubs
"I have three nights off during the week. Two of those, Carla has off too,"
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"[Turk] I walk in the door."
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"[Turk] I make some important work calls."
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"That's Turk Night."
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"[Cox whistles]"
Scrubs
"- Why? - Um..."
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"you can pretend you're fighting for her. Yell, "Hear me out, Bob.""
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"You think you're funny."
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"My job is to spend the day saying "no" to people,"
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"you have opened the floodgates."
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"No!"
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"Guess the old ones work. I do have more requests."
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"- Javelin? Ferris wheel? - No."
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"I'll be on the couch napping."
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"Sweetie, calm down."
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"I can't believe people hang out at bowling alleys."
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"Now, who wants to help me off with my shoes?"
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"If you ladies remain in this area, we'll bring back drinks."
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"[Gasps]"
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"- [J.D.] Krishnas. - Relax, they'll never recognize you."
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"We get it. You like sports."
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"Your color's back. There's no sign of infection."
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"- You look great, man. I'm glad. - Thanks."
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"Why are you all smiling?"
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"Hi."
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"[J.D.] Or agreeing to be the bad guy for your boss."
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"He's bleeding out. Prep the O.R."
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"Can I have the crash cart in here?"
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"[Alarm sounding]"
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"One of the sutures came undone, but we got it in time."
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"- How awesome was last night? - You got bowled by my frat brothers."
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"Never, Leslie."
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"- He knows my name! - [Cox whistles]"
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"I have no answers for any of you."
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"Ew!"
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"Just know that I'm there for you always"?"
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"- Newbie! - No! Zip it!"
Scrubs
"I am so G-darn pissed right now."
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"I was OK when you kept me at an arm's length,"
Scrubs
"because everybody said, "That's Cox. That's how he operates.""
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"And I believed them."
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"The pencil you gave me on my third day of work."
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"You... are my son.""
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"What pencil?"
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"Oh, that's perfect."
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"That's perfect."
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"His name is Leslie."
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"- It's all I've got! - I don't believe that."
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"Dig deep. Concentrate, and just..."
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"We figured you might know someone."
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"Interns are looking for you."
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"are heading out to the lake."
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"Thanks to Kelso, I gotta take the staff out for drinks so they don't hate me."
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"Plus, I lost the one night off that I look forward to."
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"Now I am so mad at J.D.!"
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"We've got to let these people know."
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"Let's do this."
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"He's like a giant purse."
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"- Could we talk? - One sec."
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"Since Perry and I had Jack, we don't get to go out that much as a couple,"
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"Dr. Kelso, we need to talk."
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"You never think you're gonna miss animals as much as you do."
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"never showed up late at my 50th birthday party"
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"It's a risky move, I know,"
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"J.D., can I talk to you?"
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"I can't right now. I gotta check on Frank."
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"Apparently they had a thing."
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"Look at him. He's so happy."
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"Hey, Turk. You wanted to talk to me?"
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"Dr. Cox, can we talk about something besides sports this time?"
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"- Thanks for the 'tini, Carla. - You got it, mama."
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"Of course, there were ramifications."
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"Hello, I'm your doctor."
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"Hello. How are you? Well, I have been known to tambour."
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"[J.D.] After our tambourine jam, they gave me some literature,"
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"# They call me mellow yellow #"
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"Um, Mr. Coleman, the hepatitis is doing a number on your liver."
Scrubs
"Yellow! Oh, "mellow yellow," I get it! That's funny."
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"and do everything we can to make sure you don't need a liver transplant, OK?"
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"We gotta get you a new liver."
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"So how's the boy toy thing going?"
Scrubs
"I'm thinking of trading Perry in for a younger model."
Scrubs
"Excuse me, I need a moment of silence so I can get into a meditative state"
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"- You know, it's kind of rude... - [waves breaking, seagulls cawing]"
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"- I understand you... - Sweets, he can't hear you."
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"[Waves breaking]"
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"That has been eating at me for two years. Anyway..."
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"It's German, Dudemeister. It means "master of dudes.""
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"One of the reasons I divorced Perry was his last name."
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"- You don't like Cox? - Actually, I love Cox."
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"- See, that's the problem. - [Woman] This sausage is huge!"
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"Excuse me, ladies. I'm needed elsewhere."
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