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Clips from South Park - Fantastic Easter Special (S11E11)

"I wanted to keep this from you, Stan."
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"I really wanted to wait until you were older but..."
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"You just had to keep asking questions!"
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"Why were those other rabbit guys chasing me?"
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"We have to be careful when we think somebody's onto us."
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"We are all part of a secret society, Stan."
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"A very ancient, very important society of men"
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"who follow the way of the Rabbit, and protect the secret of the Easter bunny."
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"We are called... the Hare Club For Men."
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"Does Mom know about this?"
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"Duh, it's the Hare Club For Men. Chicks wouldn't understand."
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"I belong to a secret society that has been around for thousands of years!"
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"Our identities have to be protected!"
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"Could, could you, take off, the ears, please?"
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"Stan, you don't seem to understand how serious this is!"
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"The secret of Easter that we protect"
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"is something that could rock the foundation of the entire world!"
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"I can't tell you. You have to be allowed into the Society first, but..."
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"but perhaps... it's time."
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"I always knew this day would come,"
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"when my son would be brought into the society."
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"Reminds me of the day I was brought in by my father."
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"- Grandpa's in it too? - Of course."
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"Marshes have been in the Hare Club For Men for generations."
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"All the way back to the beginning."
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"Dad, do I have to wear this bag over my head the entire time?"
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"You aren't a member yet. You can't know where our secret meetings take place."
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"We're going to a distant location,"
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"an old building near a lake about 40 minutes away."
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"You mean the old Galveston Lodge?"
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"Damnit."
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"- Hey Bill. - Evenin' Marcus."
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"Stan Marsh, welcome! You must be very excited."
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"Must I?"
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"- Hi, Grandpa. - I'm proud of ya, Billy."
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"Attention, members!"
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"Bring out... the rabbit."
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"Sanctum Piter oteum, Deus ore uneum."
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"Hippitus hoppitus reus homine."
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"All hail the cute rabbit, Snowball!"
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"Hail Snowball."
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"Stan Marsh,"
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"are you ready to hear the secret of Easter?"
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"- Yeah. - Are you sure, son?"
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"Very well."
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"It was there that--"
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"- They found us! - Protect Snowball!"
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"They're everywhere!"
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"Come on, we've gotta go!"
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"Stan, take Snowball and get out of here!"
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"- Where am I supposed to go? - Just get out of here!"
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"Where is the rabbit?"
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"Where are you taking us?"
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"No! I'm not goin' anywhere!"
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"Jesus Christ!"
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"Who did you give the rabbit to?"
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"Help."
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"What happened?"
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"they protect the secret of Easter but before they said what it was,"
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"they were attacked by ninjas and put me in charge of Snowball."
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"Do you know anything about Easter?"
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"Dude, I'm Jewish. I have no idea."
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"Nelson."
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"Nelson? Nelson, say something."
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"My legs. I... I think they're broken."
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"Nelson, do you know where we are? Where did they take us?"
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"Sorry boys, it's a little late for me to be giving lectures."
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"Please? Do you know anything about the Hare Club For Men?"
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"The Keepers? The Guardians of the Secret?"
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"Come on in."
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"The Hare Club For Men has been around for centuries."
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"One of its most famous members was Leonardo da Vinci."
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"Behold the Last Supper."
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"- Just bread... - Really?"
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"Look to Jesus' right."
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"The food which is a little different color than the others."
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"Yes. The egg marks the secret."
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"Who is Saint Peter?"
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"Eggsactly."
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"But there's something the Church didn't tell you."
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"In actuality, Peter wasn't a man at all."
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"Saint Peter... was a rabbit."
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"Peter Rabbit."
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"Of course, the Church wouldn't allow da Vinci to paint Peter as a rabbit,"
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"so he painted him as a man, but left clues. Look closely."
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"- I don't see it. - Look closelier."
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"- He looks like a guy. - Look more closelier."
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"With laser technology, we can look beneath the paint,"
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"the way da Vinci originally painted it."
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"The original Pope of Christianity."
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"I don't believe it."
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"Proof is everywhere."
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"Look at the Pope's hat. It makes no sense,"
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"except that it was originally designed... for a rabbit."
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"Because Jesus knew no one man"
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"But the Catholic Church buried the truth, put a man in charge,"
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"and the Hare Club For Men has been decorating eggs ever since"
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"to keep the secret in da Vinci's painting alive."
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"So... the Vatican took Stan's dad?"
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"You monster! You have no right to wear that hat!"
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"Trying to tell people that St. Peter was a rabbit is blasphemy!"
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"that made Jesus wanna put a rabbit in charge."
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"I'm sorry I couldn't bring you the rabbit, Your Holiness,"
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"Where is the rabbit?"
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"I don't know! And even if I did know..."
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"Well, I'd probably tell you because I don't wanna be here anymore."
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"All this... torturing and ninjas, it just doesn't seem very Christian."
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"No! No, you bunny-hating bastards! Don't do this!"
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"I don't get it. Why would the Pope be holding my Dad hostage for Snowball?"
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"- They found me! - Boys, get out of here!"
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"Head to the woods! I'll try to buy you some time."
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"Check upstairs!"
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"What's that?"
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"Peeps!"
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"So what now?"
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"If the Pope has my dad..."
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"I have to give him what he wants."
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"You aren't just gonna hand Snowball over?"
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"Unless..."
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"maybe there is."
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