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Clips from South Park - Fantastic Easter Special (S11E11)

"I know we haven't talked in a long time,"
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"I don't know what to do."
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"And I could really use your help."
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"I think the rabbit just crapped on my jacket."
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"Live, from the Vatican, it's our Easter Vigil coverage."
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"As Holy Saturday comes to an end, the Easter Vigil at the Vatican begins."
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"Thousand have turned out to hear the Pope"
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"and celebrate the Resurrection."
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"For this Easter vigil, the Pope is also showing his divine grace"
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"by feeding the poor, with a massive rabbit stew."
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"No!"
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"No! No, don't put m--"
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"Bill, this seems extreme."
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"The child who has the rabbit has to know"
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"Your Holiness, a child has arrived witha the rabbit!"
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"You see?"
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"Hand it over, Stan! They're gonna kill me!"
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"Give them the rabbit!"
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"Yes, hand it over!"
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"First, you have to promise you won't hurt it!"
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"And that you'll let everybody go!"
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"- We promise. - We swear it, on the cross."
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"Just hand over the bunny, Stan!"
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"Okay, fine."
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"Stanley, why did you do that?"
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"I would have proudly died for that rabbit."
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"- You said, "Hand over the bunny." - No!"
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"That is not the way we're remembering it!"
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"Take them into custody!"
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"Bill, we have zeh rabbit, it's all we need."
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"Don't be soft, Your Holiness!"
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"These "whores" must be punished in front of everyone!"
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"You swore on the cross, fatso!"
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"it was a double cross!"
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"Oh, we should've seen that coming!"
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"It is what Christ would've wanted!"
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"Who are you to say that?"
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"He is risen. He is risen."
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"Let the voices sing his praises on this holy day."
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"Jesus, we thought you died. In Iraq."
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"I have the power of resurrection. Or have you forgotten?"
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"You all seem to have forgotten a lot of things."
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"Jesus, you did answer my prayer!"
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"Actually, I was answering the prayer of Nick Donovan."
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"Ohh, that's me. Neato!"
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"This is exactly why I put a rabbit in charge of the Church, Benedictus!"
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"Because men are so easily led astray."
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"St. Peter was a rabbit. And a rabbit should be Pope."
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"- Kill him! - What?!"
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"He goes against the Church. He must die!"
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"All right, that does it, Bill."
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"I'm pretty sure that killing Jesus is not very Christian."
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"You are soft! Weak!"
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"What are you doing?!"
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"I am ze Pope!"
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"You are no longer able to fulfill your duties to the Lord!"
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"The Easter Vigil will go on as planned!"
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"Every Hare Club member, young and old,"
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"will watch as their precious savior dies!"
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"What is your problem, guy?"
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"No! No!"
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"A strange turn of events here at the Vatican:"
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"Pope Benedictus has stepped down,"
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"ushering the new era of... Pope Bill Donohue."
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"My people!"
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"This Easter I'm gonna start by making our rabbit stew"
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"ten times meatier!"
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"No! Listen! We aren't rabbits!"
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"Forgive me, Jesus."
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"We'll never get out in time to stop him!"
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"Don't you have any superpowers?"
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"Not as a mortal. Only in death."
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"Wait. That's it."
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"We have no choice, Kyle. You're going to have to kill me."
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"- What? - Stab me with this."
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"If I die, I can resurrect outside the bars."
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"N-no way! Do it yourself."
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"Suicide is blasphemy. There's no choice here, Kyle!"
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"Dude, you don't understand, I'm a Jew."
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"Don't make me do this."
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"My son, there is no time. Do it!"
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"I understand. And Kyle,"
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"- happy Easter. - Happy Easter, Jesus."
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"Jesus?"
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"Behold, no longer will Easter be about bunnies and colored eggs!"
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"Kill the rabbit!"
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"Sorry, little bunny."
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"Jesus?"
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"Stop!"
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"That rabbit is of holy descent!"
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"Why won't you go away?!"
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"One man cannot be the voice of the Church!"
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"Enough of this blasphemy! I'm the Pope now!"
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"That means I am the voice of God!"
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"Not anymore. I'm removing you from your position."
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"All right, Jesus!"
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"Sanctum Piter oteum, Deus ore uneum."
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"Hippitus hoppitus reus homine."
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"Your Holiness,"
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"what should we tell the world about how to run their lives?"
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"It isn't saying anything."
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"Yes, just as a-Jesus intended it."
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"Stanley, I'm so proud of you."
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"You've learned so very much this Easter."
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"Yeah. I've learned not to ask questions."
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"Just dye the eggs and keep my mouth shut."
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"That's my boy."
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"Hippitus hoppitus Deus Domine."
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"They chased me from the mall! I don't know what they want!"
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"I don't understand!"
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"Oh no..."
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"You dare to mock God by telling people St. Peter was a rabbit?"
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"but they know where it is!"
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"Here, hold this."
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"You leave me no choice: take them!"
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"Snowball!"
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"- Heh heh hey, look at you! - Hey everybody."
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"That... is Saint Peter."
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"Wait..."
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"Hi, we'd like to speak to a Professor Teabag?"
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