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Clips from South Park - Fantastic Easter Special (S11E11)

"I'm going down to South Park, gonna have myself a time,"
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"Uh, can I ask a question?"
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"Yeah, but why?"
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"So we dip eggs in colored vinegar and a giant rabbit hides them?"
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"Look, I'm just saying that somewhere between Jesus dying on the cross"
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"and a giant bunny hiding eggs there seems to be a, a gap of information."
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"Maybe he figured out the Easter bunny isn't real."
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"And I want a Baltor soldier doll for Easter,"
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"- Ahh, don't you think that's-- - No, no! You don't ask me questions."
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"Smile!"
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"Bye, Easter bunny!"
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"Oh my God."
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"What is the deal with the coloring the eggs"
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"I'm gonna find out what's behind all this!"
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"Only a matter of time before he finds out what Easter's really about."
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"Dad! There's Easter bunnies chasing me!"
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"Dad?"
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"So what is the secret of Easter?"
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"There he is! There's my grandson!"
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"Stan."
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"Tonight, we determine if a new member is worthy of protecting the Secret."
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"In suspiratoreum, lepus in re sanctum."
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"Hippitus hoppitus Deus Domine."
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"Once you hear the secret, you will be bound to The Hare Club For Men forever."
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"Yeah, I wanna know already."
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"Search the area! The boy could not have gotten far!"
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"My Dad's in a rabbit-worshiping cult called the Hare Club For Men,"
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"Dude, they took my Dad away. They even shot one of his fellow hares."
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"And now they're after me!"
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"What is the connection between Jesus and rabbits and colored eggs?"
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"Don't know. We traveled for hours... kept blacking out..."
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"My dad is in it. This... rabbit is too somehow."
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"The dinner Christ had with his disciples the night before he was crucified."
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"What food do you see on the table?"
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"It lies directly in front of... Saint Peter."
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"He was the disciple that Jesus made into the first pope."
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"But why would Jesus want a rabbit to run his church?"
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"could speak for everyone in a religion."
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"You must admit you are wrong or burn in hell!"
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"It's saying stupid things like that"
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"The rabbit you call Snowball is a threat to Christ's Church."
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"You asked for the help of the American Catholic League,"
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"let us do our job! Take him!"
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"I believe Snowball must be a direct descendant of St. Peter himself,"
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"and therefore the true heir of the Pope's throne."
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"Mr. Teabag! Get out!"
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"Upstairs clear! Try the office!"
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"In here!"
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"What choice do I have? There's nobody left who can help us!"
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"Jesus,"
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"and I know that every time you appear, we end up killing you somehow, but..."
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"that we are willing to kill the hostages if he doesn't hand it over."
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"Oh, thank God!"
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"Hey, what the hell!"
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"Yeah. Too bad for you..."
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"Bill, I'm not sure that double crossing people is very Christian."
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"It... can't be."
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"He is risen!"
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"Lock up those two Jews! We'll deal with them later."
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"I have a few hangups about killing Jesus."
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"Just make it quick. Through the neck. I'll arise again immediately."
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"Yay!"
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""Fantastic Easter Special""
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"Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks without temptation,"
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"I'm goin out to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind,"
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"Ample parking day or night, people spouting howdy neighbor,"
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"I'm heading out to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind,"
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"I like girls with big fat titties, I like girls with really big fat titties,"
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"So come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine,"
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"...In my Easter Bonnet, with all the frills upon it,"
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"I'll be the grandest lady in the Easter parade."
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"Look at that one, huh?"
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"Half purple and half yellow with a Chikadee sticker."
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"I'm good."
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"Why do we do this?"
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"Wha... what do you mean, "Why do we do this?" It's Easter!"
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"Right, so, why do we color eggs?"
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"Well, so that the Easter bunny can hide them."
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"Stanley, Easter celebrates the day that Jesus was resurrected"
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"after being crucified for our sins."
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"You don't see the missteps in logic with that?"
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"Stanley, just dye your goddamned eggs!"
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"I don't feel like coloring eggs! I don't get it!"
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"What is wrong with him?"
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"Well, he's just getting older, Randy."
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"You know so little!"
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"and five Crash'n'Go RC cars, you got that?"
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"Do you have that?!"
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"You are a rabbit! I am a human."
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"So if you don't bring me what I want for Easter, I can fucking kill you!"
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"All right, can you please explain to me what's going on?"
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"Huh?"
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"What does that have to do with Jesus dying on the cross?"
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"Is it symbolic?"
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"Are you trying to reference something that happened in Biblical times?"
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"Answer me!"
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"Look, kid ahh, I'm j-- I'm just a guy in a costume."
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"I know that!"
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"But I figure you must have some knowledge of what Easter's about"
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"if you're playing the Easter Bunny at the mall!"
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"Easter's just Easter. Just, just go with it, kid."
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"No, I'm not gonna just go with it!"
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"I need a break. Can I have a break?"
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"We have a problem."
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"Somebody's onto us."
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"Yeah, he's askin' a lot of questions."
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"Yes, I understand what must be done."
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"Call the others."
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"Mom? Dad?"
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"Anybody home?"
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"Not now, Stanley, I'm on the toilet."
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"- Dad! You've gotta help me! - Hang on, I'm taking a crap."
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"They're coming in! Dad, open the door!"
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"We... need to talk, Stan."
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"I--It's okay, guys."
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"- Randy? - Yeah."
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"'Cause it turns out the kid we're after is my son."
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"Ohh."
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"Tell the Grand Hare everything is okay."
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"I'll take it from here."
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