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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Cruciferous Vegetable Amplification (S04E04)

"...determined to bend me over and give me a scoliosis test."
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"You're right. Penny jogs."
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"- Maybe you guys can run together. - That's an excellent idea."
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"Yeah, if we chat..."
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"...it will create the illusion of time going faster."
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"No, it won't."
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"Oh, he watches you from his car with high-powered binoculars."
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"Oh, my God, that is so creepy."
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"I know."
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"And he says he's not gonna stop."
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"What the hell?"
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"What's the matter?"
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"I have pain radiating from my navel to my lower right abdomen."
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"I'm nauseated and feverish."
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"I believe I may have cholera."
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"There's no cholera in Pasadena."
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"Just like last summer when there was no malaria in Pasadena."
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"Well, if it's not cholera, then based on a quick Internet search..."
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"...the other explanations in decreasing order of likelihood..."
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"...are Hirschsprung's disease, botulism, a 30-foot tapeworm..."
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"...or accidental ingestion of chrysanthemum blossoms."
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"When would you have accidentally eaten chrysanthemum blossoms?"
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"It's part of an unlikely scenario that involves sleepwalking..."
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"...in a 24-hour flower mart with a less than vigilant proprietor."
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"Oh, Lord, my belly."
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"I haven't. I've been meaning to, but who has the time?"
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"Let's get you to the hospital."
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"With cruel irony."
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"Just as I make the commitment to preserving my body..."
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"...I am betrayed by my appendix, a vestigial organ."
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"- No. - I do."
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"And yet I'm doomed while you live on."
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"Funny how things work out, isn't it?"
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"Oh, Lord, I think it's about to burst."
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"On the other hand, it might have been the Brussels sprouts."
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"Appendicitis. What a nervous Nelly."
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"Penny. Penny. Penny."
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"Coming, coming."
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"Hey, nice knees."
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"- Thank you. They're my mother's. - Oh."
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"And the Flash shirt is what? Because you're gonna run fast?"
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"But it's nice when things work out."
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"- Heart rate monitor? - Don't have one."
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"- Your pedometer? - Don't have one."
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"- Telematics connected to an iPod? - Uh, nope."
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"What do you do?"
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"No, I just run till I'm hungry and then I stop for a bear claw."
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"- Why are you doing that? - It's good to stretch before you run."
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"All right."
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"Let's start with a toe touch."
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"I am doing it."
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"Okay, um, can you do this?"
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"Okay, let's just, uh, warm up on the run."
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"- Okay. - Okay, let's go."
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"Yeah, I've been reading up on biomechanics."
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"I think you'll be surprised at my..."
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"- Oh, my God, are you okay? - I think so."
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"- Oh, let me help you up. - Thank you."
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"Oh, Sheldon."
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"Here's my chicken curry."
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"- Howard, your shrimp biryani. - Thank you, sir."
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"- Palak paneer, that's Penny. - Thanks."
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"And for Rajesh Koothrappali..."
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"...from whose homeland these originate..."
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"- Hey, what's my share? - Uh, twelve bucks."
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"What am I up to now?"
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"Well, okay, uh, with the Indian food, the pizza..."
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"...uh..."
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"...a little over $1400."
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"- What now? - He's just expressing his admiration."
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"You don't even have to put out to get free stuff."
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"It's not free. I'm gonna pay him back."
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"Shut up!"
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"Sheldon, are you gonna join us?"
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"Coming."
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"Greetings, whatever the hell you are."
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"I am a mobile virtual presence device."
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"Recent events have demonstrated to me..."
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"...that my body is too fragile to endure the vicissitudes of the world."
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"Until such time as I am able to transfer my consciousness..."
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"...I shall remain in a secure location and interact with the world..."
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"...in this manner."
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"Really? That's your question? When did he put a ramp in?"
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"You're in my spot."
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"This may seem a little odd at first..."
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"...to dealing with me in this configuration."
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"Yeah, to be honest, I don't see much difference."
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"Thank you. That's what I was going for."
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"Now, Leonard, tomorrow when we go to work..."
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"For your convenience, I disassemble into four pieces."
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"This is ridiculous. I'm coming to talk to you."
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"You don't know where I am."
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"My physical body is safely ensconced..."
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"...in a secure, undisclosed location."
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"You're in your bedroom."
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"No, I'm not."
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"I can hear your voice coming from your bedroom."
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"No, you can't."
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"Wait. Come back."
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"Authorized personnel only."
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"So either one of you weirdoes wanna buy my underwear? Only 1400 bucks."
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"Sheldon, this is ridiculous."
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"I'm behind you."
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"Please look at me when you're talking to me."
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"I am looking at you."
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"No, you're not. Pay no attention to that man in the bed."
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"Not here and certainly not at work."
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"Oh, good God."
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"At my age, do you know how I'm statistically most likely to die?"
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"At the hands of your roommate?"
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"An accident."
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"Well, that's how I'm gonna make it look."
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"Until I can transfer my intellect to a more durable container..."
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"...my body will remain safely ensconced in my bed."
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"Fine, but don't expect my help."
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"No, it's not."
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"The various obligations and duties of the parties..."
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"...in the event one of them becomes a robot."
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"- This is delightful. - Uh-huh."
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"It's much easier to enjoy the picturesque route we travel to work..."
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